It's rather simple: two characters are blended into one. You take one off the two characters used in the previous answer and add a new one to make a new combination; the one who follows uses one of your two.
The answer should be a clever/humorous combination resulting in a either a non-existent charactrer, or an existing character that one derives through an unconventional route (as in 2A)
The next person then uses either Capt. Carrot or Daredevil, plus adds another character:
quote: player 2, option A Capt. Carrot + Northstar = Flaming Carrot
or
quote:player 2, option B Daredevil + Underdog = Devildog
and we'll start with the last one:
Daredevil + Underdog = Devildog
so the next person can use either Daredevil or Underdog in their next combination.
Go!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Jamie Madrox + Underdog = Mad Dog
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
good one, Lad Boy!
Jamie Madrox + Millie the Model = the Mad Mod
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Millie the Model + Duo Damsel = Millisecond
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Brainiac 5.1 + Duo Damsel = Duo Decimal
Posted by Language Arts Lad on :
Duo Damsel + Crimson Dynamo= The Dynamic Duo
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Crimson Dynamo + Hector Hammond = Red Head
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Hector Hammond + Organ Thief = Hammond Organ!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Organ Thief + Floronic Man = Organic Produce
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Organ Thief + Insect Queen = Lana Lung
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Insect Queen + Cupid = The Love Bug
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cupid + Mr. Mind = Heartworm
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cupid + El Diablo = Spanish Archer (a.k.a. El Bow)
Posted by Teronna on :
El Diablo + Robin = Deviled Egg
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Bouncing Boy + Robin = When the Red, Red Robin Comes Bob-bob-bobbin' Along
Posted by Set on :
Bouncing Boy + Duo Damsel = Blue Balls
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Robin + Alter Boy = Flying grey sons
[ April 07, 2008, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: Yellow Kid ]
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
eep! Too slow...
Duo Damsel + Power Girl = Double Damage
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Power Girl + Dolly Parton... never mind.
Power Girl + Black Panther = Black Power
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Black Panther + Wolverine + Sun Boy = Cat Scratch Fever
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wolverine + the Parasite = Claude Rains! ("claw drains"... get it?)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Parasite + The Phantom of the Opera = Purple Rains (Claude Rains, natch!)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Phantom of the Opera + Celine Dion = The Phantom Menace
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Celine Dion + Gene Simmons = French KISS
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Alternatively:
Celine Dion + Gene Simmons = Ze Tongue!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gene Simmons + Gwen Stacey = Kiss of Death
Posted by Language Arts Lad on :
Gene Simmons + Nova + Richard Simmons
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nova + Montgomery Scott = Nova Scotia
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Alexander the Great + Montgomery Scott = ... Great Scott!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ray Palmer + Montgomery Scott = The Little Engineer That Could
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ray Palmer + Light Lass = Up and Atom
Posted by Language Arts Lad on :
Light Lass + Shrinking Violet = Less Lass
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Light Lass + Shrinking Violet = a little romance that doesn't get too heavy
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Shrinking Violet + Nightwing = Micro Dick {apologies }
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Shrinking Violet + Wonder Woman = Small Wonder.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wonder Woman + Y the Last Man = Wonder Y?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Y the Last Man + a Canadian Albert Einstein = YMCeh?
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Y the Last Man + a Canadian Albert Einstein = YMCeh?
Sorry. I could not resist. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Y the Last Man + Matter-Eater Lad = Y ME
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a Carrgite Y the Last Man + a certain 90s Spider-Man villain = Y Y Y Delilah
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Y the Last Man + Brin Londo after Ayla Ranzz broke up with him = A Lass-Poor Yorick
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Brin Londo + Alexander Graham Bell = Londo Calling
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Brin Londo + the NFL's Brian Urlacher = Wolf Blitzer
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Brin Londo + Stepin Fetchit = Steppenwolf
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Brin Londo + Star Trek actor Michael Dorn = Lone Worf
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Brin Londo + Tiyna's baby = Lone wolf and Cub
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tinya's Baby + The young heroine of To Kill a Mockingbird = Cub Scout
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tinya's baby + Courtney Love = Cubbie Hole
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
Courtney Love + the Infinity Man = Love Everlasting
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Infinity Man + Captain Planet = World Without End
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Captain Planet + Eight is Enough = Nine Planets Ice Cream Parlor
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Captain Planet + Shrinking Violet = It's a Small World
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Shrinking Violet + Power Girl = Flower Power!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Power Girl + Salvador Dalí = Persistence of Mammory
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Power Girl + the Impossible Man = Boobs a'POPin'!
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
The Impossible Man + The Most Common Korean Family Name = Kim Possible
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Impossible Man + Emperor Palpatine = The Imperial Man
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Emperor Palpatine + Pamela Anderson = The Emperor Has No Clothes
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Pamela Anderson + The Watchmen = The Baywatchmen
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Pamela Anderson + Supergirl = Power Girl!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Supergirl + Aquaman = Kara Sea
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gene Simmons + Supergirl + Superman = KISS 'n' Cousins
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Supergirl + Lightning Lass OR Superman + Lightning Lad = Supercharge
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Lightning Lad + Lightning Lass + Superman's Pal = The Olsen Twins
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Lightning Lad + Street Angel = Electric Avenue
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lightning Lad + Quake Kid = Proty Shake Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
Lightning Lad + Plastic Man = Electric Eel
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Plastic Man + Eyeful Ethel = Polyethylene
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Plastic Man + X-Bomb Betty = Plastique
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Plastic Man + 7 of 9 (Voyager) = Seventh Inning Stretch
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
7 of 9 + Luornu = Perfect 10
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Luornu + Iron Fist = Double Digits
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Iron Fist + Power Man = Iron Man + Power Fist
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Power Man + Power Girl = Power Girly-Man
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Power Man + the Calculator = Zero For Hire
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Calculator + Deadman = The Late Addition
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Calculator + Lion-O = Number Lion
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lion-O + Black Panther = King of the Beasts
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lion-O + Claire Bennet = Cheerio
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Claire Bennet + Lord Andrew Bennett = I, Cheerleader
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lord Andrew Bennett + Batroc + "Eight is Enough" = Ten Lords a-Leaping
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Batroc + Sun Emperor = French Toaster
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Batroc + Barbara Gordon = Roc & Roll
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Jamie Sommers + Barbara Gordon = Bionicle
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Barbara Gordon + Ghost Rider = Hell on Wheels
[ May 11, 2008, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ghost Rider + Hate Face = A Face Even a Mother Wouldn't Love
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Hate Face + Krypto the Superdog = Hate Mongrel
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Krypto + the Riddler = Code Breaker
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Streaky + Krypto = CatDog
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Streaky + Speedy = Nature Boy
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Speedy + Captain America = Roy Rogers!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Speedy + Cliff Clavin = Speedy Delivery
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Black Lightning + Cliff Clavin = Blackmail
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Black Lightning + Blue Beetle = Bruised
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Black Lightning + Dr. Phil = Shock Therapist
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jessica Fletcher + Black Lightning + The Batmobile = Who Killed the Electric Car?
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Black Lightning + Leonard Nimoy = Mr. Spark
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Leonard Nimoy + Don Blake = Dr. Spock
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Leonard Nimoy + Reboot Legion = I am Not Sprock
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Reboot Legion + Coca-Cola = New Coke Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Coca-Cola + Ben Grimm = The Real Thing
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Coca-Cola + Zero Hour = Coke Zero
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Zero Hour + Tony Stark circa 1980 = Happy Hour
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Tony Stark circa 1980 + Krypto = Booze Hound
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Krypto + Snoopy + Lassie + Sir Lancelot = Three Dog Knight
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Snoopy + Hawkgirl= WWI Flying Mace
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Snoopy + U2 = Dog, Part 2
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
U2 + Peggy Hill (King of the Hill) = Some Really Bad Spanish
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
U2 + Blok = Hard Rock Band
Posted by Lad Boy on :
U2 + Plant Lad = The Joshua Tree
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Plant Lad + Scott Free = Miracle-Gro
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Plant Lad + Speed Racer = Go Green!
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
Speed Racer + X-Men = Racer X
Posted by Lard Lad on :
X-Men + Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition = Uncanny Eye Candy
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
X-Men + Rachel Pollack = Ex-Men
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
X-Men + ABC Warriors = Alphabet Soup
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
X-Men + Arlo Guthrie = Alice's Restaurant Mutant Massacre.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hawkman + Arlo Guthrie = Carter Woodson (I'm sure someone will get it)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hawkman + Emerald Empress = Hawkeye
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Emerald Empress + Jade = Jem
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jade + Shrinking Violet = Daddy's Little Girl
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Shrinking Violet + Emperor Augustus = Little Caesar
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Shrinking Violet + Janet Van Dyne = Little Women
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Janet Van Dyne + Lana Lang = Better call Terminex
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lana Lang + Bea Arthur = Queen Bee
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bea Arthur + The Mad Mod (1960s Teen Titans villain) = Mad Maude
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Mad Mod + Comet [the Superhorse] = Crazy Horse
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Comet the Superhorse + Colossal Boy = Pony Up
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Colossal Boy + Matter-Eater Lad = Size Matters
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Colossal Boy + John Byrne = Big Bad John
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Colossal Boy + His Brother + Al Gore = Big Gay Al
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Al Gore + Disco = Al Gore Rhythm
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Al Gore + Michael Moore=Environmental Conspiracy Lad
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Al Gore + Don Johnson = Miami Vice President
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Don Johnson + Paris Hilton = Don Ho
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Paris Hilton + Britney Spears = A two-digit IQ! Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Britney Spears + Jamie Lyn Spears= The Fertility Twins
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Britney Spears + Plant Lad = Asparagus Spears
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Plant Lad + Mole Man = Espionage Inc.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Plant Lad + Johnny Hart = BC Bud
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Johnny Hart + Nemesis Kid = Hart to Hart
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Egghead + Nemesis Kid = Egg Beater
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nemesis Kid + Outdoor Miner = Enemy Mine
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Outdoor Miner + God = Heaven's Gates
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Outdoor Miner + Emerald Eye of Ekron + Eye of Agamotto + Glory Grant = Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Emerald Eye of Ekron + Napoleon Solo = Eye Spy
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Napoleon Solo + Triplicate Girl = Napoleon Complex
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Napoleon Solo + Han Solo = Denial Duo
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Han Solo + Solovar = Chewbacca
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Han Solo + Mano = U + Ur Hand
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mano + Comet + James (Rhody) Rhodes = Man o' War
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Professor X + Comet = Charlie Horse
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Professor X + Helen Hunt = Helen Wheels
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Helen Hunt + Yellow Kid = Mad About Saffron
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yellow Kid + Prozac = Mellow Yellow
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yellow Kid + Little Boy Blue = Green
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Little Boy Blue + Paul McCartney = Blue Beatle
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Director of The Sixth Sense + Paul McCartney = Night Wing
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
M. Night Shyamalan + waffles = "Leggo of My EGO!"
Posted by Lard Lad on :
M. Night Shyamalan + Guido from X-Factor = Shy Guy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Guido from X-Factor + Luigi from Super Mario Brothers = Mafia Leg Breakers
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Guido from X-Factor + Arms Fall Off Boy = Strong Arm
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Arms Fall Off Boy + Infectious Lass = Leprosy Legionnaire
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Infectious Lass + Vee = V.D.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Vee + Street Angel (Astro City) = Visa (Vee + S.A.!)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Street Angel + The Joker + Two Face= Astronuts
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Drat! Too slow!
The Joker + Vigilante = Rodeo Clown
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Vigilante + Alex Trebek= Shoot first, ask questions later
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Vigilante + Adam Strange = Space Cowboy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Adam Strange + Dr. Strange = Too Strange
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
Dr. Strange + Courtney Love = Dr Strangelove (or How I learned to Love the Bombshell)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Courtney Love + Chlorophyll Kid = Love 'em & Leave 'em
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Courtney Love + Captain Boomerang = Hole Digger
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Captain Boomerang + Elvis Presley = The Return of the King
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Jerry Lee Lewis + Elvis Presley + Quake Kid = Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Quake Kid + Sun Boy = Shake & Bake
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sun Boy + Gas Girl = Great Balls of Fire
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Gas Girl and Little Richard = Tooty Fruity
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Little Richard + Lockheed = Richard Dragon
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lockheed + Proty = Pet Shop Boys
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Proty + Lesley Gore = It's My Proty and I'll Cry If I Want to
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Proty + Charles Xavier = Flex Mentallo
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Proty + Quake Kid = Protein Shake
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Quake Kid + Casper the Friendly Ghost + Mr. T = Shake Your Boo, T.
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Casper the Friendly Ghost + Space Ranger = Space Ghost
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Space Ranger + Dr. Smith (Lost in Space) = Ranger Smith (Yogi Bear)
[ June 10, 2008, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dr. Smith + Tattoo (Fantasy Island) = Oh, de pain! De pain!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Tattoo + Mel (Mel's Diner/ Alice)=Short order Cook
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Tattoo + Diana Prince= Small Wonder
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Diana Prince + Bill Gates = Amazon.com
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Diana Prince + Simon's sister on Firefly = Amazon River
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Diana Prince + Wasp = The Littlest Princess
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Wasp + the Ray = Stingray
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The Ray + Julius Caesar = Ray Romano
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Julius Caesar + Sidney Pollack = Sid Caesar
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Colossal Boy + Julius Caesar + The Spectre = Great Caesar's Ghost
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Colossal Boy + Nightwing = Big Dick Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Nightwing + Raymond Burr = Grayson Mason
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Raymond Burr + Vandal Savage = Old Ironside
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Vandal Savage + Van Halen = Vandal Halen
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the original Outsiders + Val Halen = Van Halo
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Van Halen + Chevy Chase = Chevy Van
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Chevy Chase + Richard Rider = Chevy Nova
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Chevy Chase + TMNTurtles = Snapper Carr
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
TMNTurtles + Bevis (of Bevis & Butthead) = Cowabungholio
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
TMNTurtles +Bush = Heroes and a Half-Wit
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Michaelangelo of TMNTurtles + Daredevil = Mickey D's
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Daredevil + "Preacher" Jesse Custer = Blind Faith
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Daredevil + Bullseye = A Shot in the Dark
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Daredevil + Evillo = REALLY Evil Knievel
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Evillo + Jay Garrick = J-Lo
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jay Garrick + Julia Child = A Flash in the Pan
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Julia Child + Blok = Stone Soup
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Julia Child + Saturn Girl = Food for Thought
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Saturn Girl + Herbie Hancock = Saturn "Rockit"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Saturn Girl + Max Mercury + Moondragon = The Planetary
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Moondragon + Catspaw = Sphynx
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Catspaw + Flash = pussyfootin' around
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Flash + Mysa = White Lightning
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Mysa Nal + Wesley Dodds = The Sand Witch
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Mysa Nal + Don Cornelius = Soul Sister
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mysa Nal + Danielle Fouccart = Black Magic Woman
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Mysa Nal + Kent Shakespeare = Shakespeare's Sister
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent Shakespeare + Lester Spiffany = Impulse Buying
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Lester + Garbage (the rock band)= Stupid Girl
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lester Spiffany + Dream Girl = Spoilers Ahead
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dream Girl + The Calculator = Platinum Plus
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Calculator + The Scarecrow = Math Anxiety
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Scarecrow + Seńor Widebottom = Scaredy Pants
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Scarecrow + The Village People = Panic! At The Disco
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Village People + The Forever People = Can't Stop the Music!
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Forever People + The Flash = Perpetual Motion
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Flash + Streaky = censored Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Streaky + Infectious Lass = Cat Scratch Fever
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Norman Rockwell + Infectious Lass = Saturday Night Fever
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Infectious Lass + Spoiler = Quarantine
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Infectious Less + Sandman = Sick and Tired
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sandman + Dreamer = the Big Sleep
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Dreamer + Apollo = Vision of Love
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Apollo + Midnighter = California Nuptials Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Apollo + Gen 13 = Houston, we have a problem
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Apollo + Dirk Morgna + The Beatles = Here comes the Sun
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the Silver Age Legion + the Beatles = We All Live in a Yellow Upsidedown Rocket, a Yellow Upsidedown Rocket, a Yellow Upsidedown Rocket.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The Beatles + Danny the Street = Why don't we do it in the road?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(good one!) Danny the Street + specs for an expensive overpass = the Overstreet Price Guide
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Danny the Street + Guinan (Star Trek Next Generation) = One for the Road!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Guinan + a certain city in Georgia = Macon Whoopi
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Guinan + Ivan the Terrible = special guest Czar
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ivan the Terrible + Ivan the Great = 0
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Ivan the Terrible + Tinker Bell = Ivanna Tinkle
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tinker Bell + Liz Taylor + Beetle Bailey + Popeye = Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Tinker Bell + Vito Corleone = Fairy Godfather
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tinker Bell + absinthe = Kylie Minogue
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tinker Bell + The Gay Ghost = GLAAD
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tinker Bell + Dr. Jack Kevorkian = Fairy Across the Mercy Killer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr. Jack Kervorkian + Bush = Better Off Dead
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Dr. Jack Kervorkian + Laurel Gand = Suicide Blonde
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Laurel Gand + Power Girl = Thongs for the Mammaries
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Power Girl + Black Lightning + Hydroman = Utilities
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Black Lightning + Danny the Street = Electric Avenue
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Black Lightning + U.S.S. Enterprise = Jefferson Starship
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Black Lightning + Storm Boy = The Weathermen
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Storm Boy + Harbinger + R. Kelly = Stormbringer
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Storm Boy + Sun Boy + Grandin Gender-Reversal Microbe = Rainbow Girl
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Grandin Gender-Reversal Microbe + Pat from SNL = ???
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Pat from SNL + Danny the Street = Androgyny Avenue
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Danny the Street + Morpheus (aka Sandman) = Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Danny the Street + Fortress Lad = No Privacy!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Danny the Street + Hulk = Road Rage
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Danny the Street + Storm Boy + O. Henry = O, Danny Boy
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Danny the Street + Logan (from Logan's Run) = Danny Rand
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Logan + Pigpen ("Peanuts") = Dirty Thirty
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Logan + Sun Boy + Night Girl = 30 Days of Night
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Logan - Dr. 13 + U2's guitarist = Edge of Seventeen
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Gotham + U2's guitarist + the Forever People = The City on the Edge of Forever
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
U2's guitarist + Silver Slasher = Cutting Edge
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Silver Slasher + The Gambler = Slice and Dice
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Gambler + Batroc = Tumblin' Dice
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
The Gambler + The Blob = Kenny Rogers
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Blob + Avalanche = Rock & Roll
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Avalanche + Doughboy = Soft Rock
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Avalanche + Hate Face = Rocky Horror
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hate Face + Kid Quantum + Ultra Boy = Ugly Kid Jo
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ultra Boy + Shamu = Jo Nah and the Whale
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ultra Boy + Phantom Girl = We can forget the Comics Code Approval for THIS issue Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Phantom Girl + The Mad Mod = The Funky Phantom
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Mad Mod + "Leo Walsh" = The Mad Mudd
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Leo Walsh" + Aquaman = Muddy Waters
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aquaman + Elongated Man + Giant Man = A Long Tall Drink of Water
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Giant-Man + Captain Cold + Mantis = Tall Cool One
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mantis + Father Brown = Praying Mantis
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Mantis + Lightning Lass = Bug Zapper
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Lightning Lass + Seth Brundle = Sparks Fly
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Lightning Lass + Beppo = Shock the Monkey
[ July 08, 2008, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Beppo + Lume = Monkey Shines
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beppo + Lex Luthor = Monkey Business
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Lex Luthor + Risk = Risky Business
Sorry, had to be done ;D
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Risk + Arm Fall Off Boy = One Hand Clapping
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Risk + Celebrand = Stratego!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Celebrand + Multiplex = Celebrex
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Multiplex + ERG-1 + Phantasm = Multiple ERGasms
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Phantasm + Jim Shooter = Ghost Writer
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Jim Shooter + Ferro Lad = Shootin' Iron
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nearly any politician + Ferro Lad = Waffle Iron
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Ferro Lad + Kid Psycho = Steel Reserve
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Kid Psycho + Rex Tyler = One Hour to Live
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Rex Tyler + Rick Tyler = Boyz in the Hoodz
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Rex Tyler + Rick Tyler + Tipper Gore + a rebooted Cain (from House of Mystery) = Tipper, Cain-New, and Tyler Two
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Groan!!!!
Rick Tyler + Sandy Hawkins = Hourglass
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Sandy Hawkins + Fortress Lad = Glass Houses
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sandy Hawkins + Vandal Savage = Golden Oldie
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Sandy Hawkins + Wolverine = Sandy Claws
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wolverine + Golden Age Atom = Get Shorty
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Wolverine + Trapster = Cut and Paste
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Trapster + Vigilante = Stick to your Guns
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Trapster + Ron-Karr = Adhesive Tape
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Ron-Karr + Gear = Flathead Screwdriver
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Chicken Little + Ron-Karr + Hawkman = the Chick with the Flat Chest
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Swamp Thing + Superboy and Supergirl + Hawkman = Bush, Els and Pecs
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hawkman + Cuckoo Man (Mighty Heroes) = ChickenHawk
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hawkman + Wonder Woman = Bird of Paradise
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Hawkman + Fortress Lad = Flying Fortress
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hawkman + Zatara = Manhawk
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Hawkman + Battle Pope = Bird of Pray
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hawkman + Emerald Empress = Hawkeye
Posted by PenaltyKillah on :
Battle Pope + Buddha = Extra Virgin Palm Fist
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Emerald Empress + Time Trapper = The Man Behind the Curtain
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Time Trapper + Clock King = Time Clock
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Time Trapper + Fran Drescher = Burgundy Whine
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Time Trapper + Grizzly = Bear Trap
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Time Trapper + Uato the Watcher = Stop Watch
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Uatu the Watcher + Virgil Hawkins = Static Non-Interference.
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Virgil Hawkins + Worf Rozhenko = Static Klingon
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Virgil Hawkins + Scott Summers = X-Static
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scott Summers + Blackhawk = The Red-Eye Flight
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Blackhawk + Larry Jordan + Harold Jordan = Pilot of the Air Waves Posted by Lard Lad on :
Blackhawk + The Rock = Obsidian
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Blackhawk + Star Boy = Blackhawk Down
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Blackhawk + Bronze Tiger = Flying Tiger
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Blackhawk + Duo Damsel = Pilot to Co-Pilot
Posted by Asteroid Al on :
Bronze Tiger + "Iron" Munro + Sgt. Steel = the Metal Men
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Iron Munro + Rogue = Sugah Substitute
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Iron Munro + Insect Queen = Iron Butterfly
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Iron Munro + Insect Queen + I Ching (Wonder Woman mentor) = Third I Blind
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Insect Queen + Madame Fatal = Drag-on Fly
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Insect Queen + Robin Hood = Ambush Bug
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Robin Hood + Baron Zemo = Robber Baron
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shrinking Violet + Roy Harper + Comet, the Super-Horse + Robin Hood = Little Red Riding Hood
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Clever, Quis!
Comet the Super-Horse + Clint Eastwood's High Plains Drifter = A Horse With No Name
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Comet + Color Kid= A horse of a different color
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Color Kid + Black Panther = Pink Panther
Posted by PenaltyKillah on :
Pink Panther + Element Lad Classic = Shocking Pink
Bleh...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Element Lad + Ann & Nancy Wilson= Change of Heart
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Element Lad + Sherlock Holmes = Elementary, my dear Watson
Posted by Vee on :
Element lad & Cosmic Boy = Pretty in Pink!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cosmic Boy + Commander Steel = Magnet and Steel
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Polar Boy + Commander Steel = Cold Steel
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Polar Boy + Arseface + Clothes-Off Fred = Freezing Your Arse Off
Posted by KryptonKid on :
Arseface + Eyeful Ethel = Mr. Potato Head
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Eyeful Ethel + Shadow Lass = Eyes that See in the Dark
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Shadow Lass + Blue Devil = Tasmanian Devil
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Blue Devil + Madame Fatal = Devil With A Blue Dress On
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Blue Devil + the U-Foes + Dr. No = the Devil U No
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dr. No + Jon Anderson (Yes singer) + Tony Stark = Waffle Iron
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Jon Anderson (Yes singer) + The Dark Circle = The Dark Roundabout
I'm glad I thought to check previous pages. I almost used "Tony Stark + Krypto = Booze Hound" again. Posted by Lard Lad on :
The Dark Circle + Guy Gardner = Circle Jerk
<sorry, couldn't resist >
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Guy Gardner + David Naughton (star of the old Dr. Pepper commercials) = Soda Jerk
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Colossal Boy + Guy Gardner + Dracula= Giant Pain in the Neck
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Guy Gardner + Splitter = Jerk-Off
Posted by Lard Lad on :
James T. Kirk + Guy Gardner = Captain Jerk
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
James T. Kirk + James Cameron = Kirk Cameron
Posted by Chaim Mattis Keller on :
James Cameron + Blizzard Entertainment = King of the World of Warcraft
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
James Cameron + Scott Summers = X-Terminator
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Scott Summers + Francis Ford Coppola = Cyclopalypse Now
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Francis Ford Coppola + Jacques Cousteau = Apocalypso
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Francis Ford Coppola + Steve Miller Band = Midnight Toker's Dracula
Posted by Chaim Mattis Keller on :
Steve Miller Band + Marian Gaborik = The Joker's Wild
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Steve Miller Band + Luke Skywalker = Jedi Airliner
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Luke Skywalker + Jude Law + Futurama = Skywalker and the WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!!
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Polar Boy + Mano + Luke Skywalker = Cool Hand Luke
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Mano + Elongated Man + Captain America = Hands Across America
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Elongated Man + Giant-Man + Skids (from X-factor) = Long Tall Sally
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Elongated Man + Data (from Thriller) = Stretch Limo
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Elongated Man + the first man on the moon = Stretch Armstrong
Posted by Lard Lad on :
the first man on the moon + Brainy's mom + Jor-El's nemesis = Neil B-4 Zod
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: the first man on the moon + Brainy's mom + Jor-El's nemesis = Neil B-4 Zod
The first man on the moon + Flipper + Sam Waterston = Strong Arm of the Law
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the first man on the moon + Green Arrow = Archer & Armstrong
Posted by Not-So-Bad Lad on :
Green Arrow + John Stewart + Red Arrow = Shaft! John Shaft.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Green Arrow + Oliver Hardy + a member of the Enforcers times two + Mister Miracle = Ollie Ollie Oxen Free
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Oliver Hardy + Moe Howard + Hector Hammond = Moe Hammond Ollie
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (congrats)
Napoleon Solo + Moe Howard = U.N.C.L.E. Stooge
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(I seem to have a groaning effect on Quis. )
Napoleon Solo + Illya Kuryakin + Hank Pym + Scott Lang = Ants and U.N.C.L.E.s
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hank Pym + Scott Lang + Spongebob = Ants in my Squarepants
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Hank Pym + Tenzil Kem = Antimatter-Eater Lad
[You don't wanna be around when THIS guy burps.]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tenzil Kem + Elasti-Girl (Doom Patrol) = Rita's Digest
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Groan!!! (groans are good)
Elasti-girl + Eyeful Ethel = As Farr as the Eye can see.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
hero from Escape from New York + Eyeful Ethel = Snake Eyes
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Eyeful Ethel + Warlock's Daughter + J'onn J'onzz = The Eyes of Laura Mars
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
J'onn J'onzz + Apache Chief = The Brave & The Bald
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Apache Chief + Charlie Brown = Inyuk-Chuck
Posted by Exnihil on :
Charlie Brown + J. Lo = "Jenny from the Block"-Head
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
J.Lo + Michael Hutchence's old band = Jenny INXS
Posted by Exnihil on :
Michael Hutchence + Marilyn Monroe = Suicidal Blonde
(ouch, sorry)
Posted by Set on :
Marilyn Monroe + Charles Manson = Some Dude Who Can't Sing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Charles Manson + Adam = Family Man
Posted by Exnihil on :
Adam + Charles Lindbergh = (I Want My) Baby Back Ribs
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Adam + 3 packets of aspartame = First Among Equals
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Adam + Brainiac 5 + Gary Seven = Adam-12
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gary Seven + Danny Ocean = 7-11
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Gary Seven + Curt Swan + Michael Phelps = Seven Swans a-Swimming
Posted by Exnihil on :
(whew... that was the long way around for that)
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Curt Swan + Adam = BIIRRRRDMANNNNN!!! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Curt Swan + Hate Face + Scrooge McDuck = The Ugly Duckling
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Colossal Boy + Scrooge McDuck = Big & Rich
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scrooge McDuck + Pigpen (Peanuts) = Filthy Rich
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Pigpen (Peanuts) + The Walking Dead + Han Solo + Lando Calrissian = Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Han Solo + Mysa = Single White Female
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mysa + Tilda Swinton = Which White Witch is Which?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Mysa + Namor + Mon-El = Sub-Lemon-Nal
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Namor + Jo Nah = Imperius Pects!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Namor + Etrigan + the Ancient One = Rhyme of the Ancient Submariner
Posted by Lard Lad on :
the Ancient One + F. Murray Abraham + Aquaman = Old F. Art
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Aquaman + Charma + Chameleon Boy + Chemical King + Celeste Rockfish + Captain America + Captain Marvel + Captain Boomerang = King of the Seven C's
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Captain America + Captain Marvel + Captain Boomerang + the Lion from Oz = Captains Courageous
Posted by Exnihil on :
Captain Boomerang + Chuck from Blackhawk + Rick Deckard = Digger...Listener...Runner
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Captain Boomerang + Melvil Dewey = Repeating Decimal
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Captain Boomerang + Snapper Carr = Snappy Comeback
Posted by Exnihil on :
Snapper Carr + Lightning Lad + Quislet = Snap, Crackle, Poop
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lightning Lad + Lester Spiffany = Shock Value
Posted by PenaltyKillah on :
Lightning Lad + Black Lightning = Barack Lightning.
... Yeahh. Hmm.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lightning Lad + Stephen Sondheim = Electric Company
Posted by Exnihil on :
Stephen Sondheim + Harry Houdini = Broadway Bound
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Harry Houdini + Guido Carosella = Weisz Guy
Posted by Exnihil on :
Guido Carosella + Justice Legion L = One Million Strong
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Guido Carosella + Commissioner James Gordon= Strong Arm of the Law
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Commissioner James Gordon + PenaltyKillah = CopKillah
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Commissioner James Gordon + Boba Fett + Ishtar = Commish Fettish
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Commissioner Gordon + J'onn J'onzz= He's dead, Jim.
Posted by Exnihil on :
J'onn J'onzz + Nelly Furtado = The Martian Maneater
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
J'onn J'onzz + Ray Walston = My Favorite Martian Manhunter
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
J'Onn J'Onzz + The Stay-Puff Man = The Marshmallow Manhunter
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
J'Onn J'Onzz + Hugh Laurie = The House Martian
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
J'Onn J'Onzz + Brownsville Station = Martian Boogie
[OK, who else remembers that one?] Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Brownsville Station + The Mask = Ssssmokin' in the Boy's Room
Posted by Exnihil on :
The Mask + Joe Niekro = The Ipkiss File
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Mask + Joaquin Phoenix = Cash and Carrey
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Joaquin Phoenix + DC Comics rebooting = New Leaf
Posted by Exnihil on :
Joaquin Phoenix + Fyodor Dostoevsky = The Village Idiot
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Fyodor Dostoevsky + Pig-Pen = Grime and Punishment
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pig-Pen + John Joseph Lydon = Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
John Joseph Lydon + Fiona Apple= Rotten to the Core
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fiona Apple + Hedda Lettuce = Fruit Salad
Posted by Exnihil on :
Fiona Apple + King Mob = Smooth Criminal
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Fiona Apple + Fee Waybill (The Tubes) + Mekt Ranzz + Tom Thumb = Fee Fi Foe Thumb
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Fiona Apple + Ron-Karr = Fruit Roll-Up
Posted by Exnihil on :
Ron-Karr + The Comic Book Guy = Thin Mint
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ron-Karr + Terra = Flat Earth
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ron-Karr + Tyr = Flat Tyr
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tyr + Lester Spiffany = Wheel of Fortune
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tyr + Element Lad = Last of the Mohawks
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Element Lad + Montgomery Scott = Chemical Engineer
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Element Lad + 50 Cent = Hip Hop Arrah!
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Element Lad + the evil brother of Osiris = Chemistry Set
Posted by Exnihil on :
Element Lad + The Man from U.N.C.L.E. = Jan Solo
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. + Nitro = Napoleon Dynamite
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - Jeff Smith's most famous character = Napoleon Bone Apart
Posted by Exnihil on :
Bone + Lester Spiffany = STUPID!! STUPID!! Stupid, stupid rat creatures!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kl'rt + Bone + Mr. Bones = Skrull & Crossbones
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bone + Captain Janeway = Bone Voyager
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Bone + Leonard McCoy + Temperance Brennan = one of these Bones is not like the others
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Leonard McCoy + Lachesis = Dr. Fate
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lachesis + Janet Jackson = Thread Bare
Posted by Exnihil on :
Aslan + Jadis + Janet Jackson = The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(good one, Ex!)
<applause>
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aslan + Medusa = Lion Mane
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Medusa + Laurie Partridge = Bad Hair Dey
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Medusa + Barry Allen's Flash (in succession) + Laurie Partridge + a creation of Masashi Tanaka + Thomas Oscar Morrow = Hair II Dey, Gon T.O. Morrow
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Laurie Partridge + Duo Damsel + Doris Day = Dey Bi Day
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Duo Damsel + Reed Richards + Sue Richards + Ben Grimm + Johnny Storm + Will Ricker = Two Four One
Posted by Set on :
Reed, Sue, Johnny, Ben + Mr. Terrific = Four Play
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Liz Phair + Mr. Terrific = Phair Play
Posted by Pov on :
Mr. Terrific + Bouncing Boy = PLAY BALL!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bouncing Boy + Great Frog = Rubber Band Man
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bouncing Boy + E-Man + Mayor McCheese = Chuck E Cheese.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Guardian + Mayor McCheese = Mac n' Cheese
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Guardian + Willy Lumpkin = Alpha Mail
Posted by Exnihil on :
Willy Lumpkin + Ernestine the Operator = Mail Call
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ernestine + Klaw = Ring Tone
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ernestine + Mysa Nal = Lily-White Witch
Posted by Exnihil on :
Mysa Nal + Yorick Brown + Edward Bear = Witchy Pooh
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yorick Brown + Cyclops + Zatanna = XYZ
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cyclops + Clayface = Here's Mud in your Eye
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Clayface + Colossal Boy = A Big Mess
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Colossal Boy + Rip Hunter + Professor X = Big Time Charlie
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Professor X + Medusa = Professor Longhair
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Medusa (the Gorgon) + Cyclops = Snake Eyes
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Medusa + Grimbor's girlfriend = Snake Charma
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Medusa + Legend of Zelda enemy = GorgonZola
Posted by Exnihil on :
Medusa + Alyx Florin + Rhosyn Forrest = The Stone Roses
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Medusa + Comet the Super-Horse + Silver (Lone Ranger's horse) = The Stone Poneys
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Silver + one of the Metal Men = Iron Horse
Posted by Exnihil on :
Silver + Elsie the Cow + Oprah Winfrey = Hi Ho the Dairy-O
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Elsie the Cow + Latifah = Dairy Queen
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Salu Digby + Queen Latifah = Shrink Rap
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Salu Digby + George Costanza = Shrinkage
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Salu Digby + Lydda Jath + Pied Piper = A Little Night Music
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Salu Digby + one of the Incredibles + Motley Crue's bassist = Sixx and Violets
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
one of the Incredibles + Sun Boy = Parr Boil
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
One of the Incredibles + Mole Man = Below Parr
Posted by dedman on :
Mole Man + Daredevil = Dirt Devil
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Daredevil + Barbara Gordon = Hell on Wheels
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Sun Boy + Barbara Gordon = Hot Wheels
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sun Boy + Immortal Man = You Light up my Life
Posted by Exnihil on :
Jericho + Immortal Man = Never Say Die
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Duo Damsel + Jericho = Two & 'Fro
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Jericho + Sean Connery = Blonde on Bond
Posted by Exnihil on :
Tony the Tiger + Sean Connery = Grrrrrrrrrrreat Scot!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tony the Tiger + Ted Bundy = Cereal Killer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tony the Tiger + Air Wave = Radio Cereal
Posted by Exnihil on :
Tony the Tiger + Elijah Price (Samuel Jackson in Unbreakable) = Frosted Glass
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Tony the Tiger + Thom Kallor + Kid Eternity= Stars and Stripes Forever
Posted by Exnihil on :
Treasure hunter Mel Fisher + Kid Eternity = Finders Keepers
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Beatles + Kid Eternity = Strawberry Fields Forever
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Beatles + Chad Kroeger = Nickelback Writer
Posted by LardLad on :
The Beatles + Danny the Street = the Fab Freeway
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
The Beatles + Sir Justin = A Hard Days Knight
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Beatles + Gary Coleman = Whatchu Talkin' 'bout, Walrus?
Posted by LardLad on :
The Beatles + Andromeda (after "White Triangle")= Happiness Is a Warm Nun
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Gary Coleman + Red Tornado = Low Blow
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Red Tornado + Cave Carson = Wind Tunneler
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cave Carson + Amanda Waller = Hole in the Wall
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Amanda Waller + Prof Martin Stein = Waller-Mart
Posted by Exnihil on :
Sid Barrett + Amanda Waller = Pink Floyd the Wall
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sid Barrett + Sid Vicious = Punk Floyd
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sid Vicious + Chlorophyll Kid = Sex Pistil
Posted by Exnihil on :
As a companion piece to yours, Quis:
Chlorophyll Kid + the 1972 Uruguayan rugby team who crashed in the Andes = Stamen Alive
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chlorophyll Kid + X-Man = Pollen-Nate
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Chlorophyll Kid + Colossal Boy + Todd McFarlane = a Vancouver Grow-Op
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Colossal Boy + Giganta + Apache Chief = They Might be Giants
[ September 24, 2008, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Giganta + Grodd + Monsieur Mallah + Arm Fall Off Boy = Banana Splits
Posted by Set on :
Gorilla Grodd + Monsieur Mallah + Detective Chimp + The Crime Syndicate = Monkey Business
Posted by Exnihil on :
Monsieur Mallah + Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss = French KISS
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gene Simmons + I Dream of Jeanie = Demon In a Bottle
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I Dream of Jeanie + Swamp Thing = Garden of Eden
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Swamp Thing + Uncle Sam = The Greening of America
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Uncle Sam + Damage = US Grant
Posted by Exnihil on :
Uncle Sam + Two Face + Robert M. Overstreet + Buddy Baker = US Choice Grade A
Posted by LardLad on :
Joe Greene + Robert M. Overstreet + Danny the Street = Mean Streets
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Danny the Street + Hellcat = Street Walker
Posted by Exnihil on :
Walter Payton + Danny the Street + Shvaughn Erin + Vlad the Impaler = Sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Shvaughn Erin + Ayla + SW6 Tenzil = Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys - Blur
Posted by Exnihil on :
That, Kent, was a thing of beauty.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Shvaughn Erin + The Bionic Woman = FemBot
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Shvaughn Erin + Best-known robot in "Futurama" = Gender Bender
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Best-known robot in "Futurama" + the singer of "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" = Fender Bender
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Opie Cunnningham + Best-known robot in "Futurama" = Howard Bender (DC inker of decades ago)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Opie Cunningham + Moses = Moe Howard
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Moses + Ozzy Osbourne = Osmosis
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Shadow Lass + Ozzy Osbourne = The Princess of Darkness
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shadow Lass + Muhammad Ali = Shadow Boxing
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Muhammand Ali + Green Arrow + Sgt. Rock + Mr. Miracle = Ali Ollie Noncom Free
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Green Arrow + Liz Taylor + Duo Damsel = Queen Elizabeth II
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Green Arrow + Power Man + John Wayne = Bow & Luke Duke
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Power Man + Fred Flintstone's neighbor = Rubble Steelskin
Posted by Set on :
Power Man + M'Rissey = Power Aide
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Power Man + The Clone of Kon-el = Cage Match
Posted by Exnihil on :
Power Man + Adam's wife = Sweet Christmas Eve
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Power Man + Beauty Blaze = Luke Warm
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Power Man + Mano + Brek = Cool Hand Luke
Posted by LardLad on :
Power Man + Sylvester Pemberton's Infinity Inc. identity + Chuck Norris = Luke Sky Walker
Posted by Exnihil on :
Chuck Norris + no one = Perfection
[ October 15, 2008, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Exnihil ]
Posted by Set on :
Light Lass + Chuck Norris = Upchuck
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Chuck Norris + Salted, Fermented Milk Curds Bought Online = Chuck e-Cheese
Posted by Set on :
Chuck Norris + Chuck Taine + Sister Eupemia of the Five Wounds = Nunchucks
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sister Eupemia of the Five Wounds + Lard Lad + Tonto = Nun Butt the Brave
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lard Lad + Hawkman = Fried Chicken
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Red Tornado + Hawkman = Wind Beneath my Wings
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Red Tornado + Shrinking Violet + Cesar Millan + Isabel Sanford = Every Little Breeze Seems to Whisper Louise
Posted by Set on :
Jamie Madrox + Shrinking Violet + Ben Grimm = All the Little Things
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Metamorpho + Jamie Madrox = Carbon Copy
Posted by Set on :
Jamie Madrox + the Legion of Super-Heroes = Copy Boy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jamie Madrox + Triplicate Girl = Three's a Crowd
Posted by Set on :
Triplicate Girl + Shrinking Violet + Razorback = Three Little Pigs
Posted by Exnihil on :
Triplicate Girl + Daredevil + Fatsy, Patsy and Minus = Three Blind Mice
Posted by Set on :
Daredevil + Gigi Cusimano = She Blinded me with Science!
[okay, that was stretching it...]
Posted by Exnihil on :
Gigi Cusimano + Roon Dvron + Benn Pares + Magpie = Police and Thieves
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Roon Dvron + Frankenstein = Rookie Monster
Posted by Set on :
Frankenstein + Dracula + Wolfman + Hot Lips Hoolihan + Hawkeye Pierce + Radar O'Reilley = The Monster M.A.S.H.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dracula + Power Girl = Fangs for the Mammaries
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Power Girl + Tim Gunn = Breast Dressed
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tim Gunn + A certain royal Legionnaire = Projectra Runway
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
A certain royal Legionnaire + Colonel Sanders = Princess Chicken
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Colonel Sanders + Nick Fury and his Howling Commandos = The Bucket Brigade
Posted by Exnihil on :
Colonel Sanders + Mssrs. Alpert, Lom, Trimpe, Tarlek and that guy that sang with Peaches + Baby, Ginger, Posh, Scary, and Sporty = 11 Secret Herbs and Spices
(I know, I know... a long way to go to get to that joke... but, WOW, what a team! I would so read this title.)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Colonel Sanders + Vandal Savage + Fortress Lad = My Old Kentucky Home
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Kal-el + The Bard of Avon = Kent Shakespeare
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Quasimodo + The Bard of Avon + Alexander Graham Bell = Ding Dong! Avon Calling!
Posted by Exnihil on :
Quasimodo + Igor + Proty + Proty II = My Hump, My Hump, My Lovely Little Lumps
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Quasimodo + Thom Kallor + Booster Gold's robot friend = Star, Skeets & Hunch
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Wile E. Coyote + Thom Kallor = Falling Star
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Popeye the Sailor + Thom Kallor = Anchors Aweigh
Posted by Exnihil on :
Popeye the Sailor + Barbara Gordon = Can't Stands No More
(I know... I'm going to hell. I'll save you the top bunk.)
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Popeye the Sailor + Gorilla Grodd = Sea Monkey
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gorilla Grodd + the Wall Street bailout = monkey business
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gorilla Grodd + Paul Gambi = Monkey Suit
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Paul Gambi + The Black Knight = Tailor Dane
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Black Knight + The White Queen + Amanda Waller = Checkmate
Kent @ 2:49--It's monkey business even without Grodd! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Starman + The White Queen = Jack Frost
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Starman + the artistic Ms. Thompson = Jack and Jill
Posted by Exnihil on :
the artistic Ms. Thompson + Senator Kennedy + Romeo = Jill/Ted Lover
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(that took me a sec. good one!)
Romeo + Boeing = Alfa Flight
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Boeing + Steve Rogers = Air America
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Steve Rogers + The Hulk = Star-Spangled Banner
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scott Free + The Hulk + Marvel Girl + Ray Palmer's ex-wife = Mr. Green Jeans
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Scott Free (+ Devil's Island + a musical composition) = Escape (The Penal Colony Song)
Posted by Set on :
The Hulk + Starro the Conqueror + Validus = Green Eyed Monster
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Validus + Dr. Phil = Shock Therapy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Validus + Mysa = Mental White Lightning
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Validus + Professor X = Invalidus
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rip Hunter + Professor X = Good Time Charlie
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Rip Hunter + Professor X + BB King= Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues.
Posted by LardLad on :
'90s Starman + Rip Hunter = Jack the Ripper
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Rip Hunter + the Resource Raiders = Time Bandits
Posted by Gamara on :
Rip Hunter + The Collector (Marvel Elder of the Universe) = Hunters and Collectors.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Rip Hunter + Elliot Maggin + Mr. America = Hunter S! Thompson
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mr. America + Namor + James Rhodes + J. August Richards' character on Angel = Thompson Sub Machine Gun
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Elliot Maggin + Sir Justin = Knight Writer
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Namor + Duo Damsel + Sir Justin + Aquaman = Sea to Shining Sea
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Aquaman + Thom Kallor = Sea Star
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Aquaman + Morpheus = The King of Fish Stories
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Aquaman + Beppo + Gorilla Grodd = Sea Monkeys
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beppo + Dr. Midnite + Darkseid = See no Evil
Posted by Gamara on :
Darkseid + Charlton Heston = Omega Beam Omega Man!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Darkseid + Orion + deSaad = Evil kin evil
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Cupid + DeSaad = Love Hurts
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cupid + K.I.T.T. = Arrow Car
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
K.I.T.T. + Simba + Kimba = Kitty Pryde
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Simba + Cyclops = Lion Eyes
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cyclops + Skids = Ruby Slippers
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Skids + Johnny Blaze = Sally Rider
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Johnny Blaze + Betty Crocker = Johnny Cake
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Johnny Blaze + Ororo Monroe = Ghost Rider on the Storm
Hir theme song: Ghost Rider on the Storm Ghost Rider on the Storm Into this house were born Into this world were thrown Like a dog without a bone An actor out alone Ghost Rider on the Storm
Ghost Rider on the Storm Ghost Rider on the Storm Ghost Rider on the Storm Ghost Rider on the Storm Ghost Rider on the Storm Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ororo Monroe + the Boy Scouts = Storm Troopers
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ororo Monroe + Al Roker = Stormy Weatherman
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ororo Monroe + Aladdin = Desert Storm
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aladdin + Lady Bird Johnson = Lady With The Lamp
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aladdin + Shadow Lass = Lampshade
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Aladdin + Tiger Woods = Sultan of Swing
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Tiger Woods + Dirk Morgna = Sun Stroke
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Dirk Morgna + one of the 101 Dalmatians = Sunspot [a new recruit for the Space Canine Patrol Agents, although Hot Dog more or less fills that role already]
[ October 20, 2008, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Kid Charlemagne ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dirk Morgna + Monica Rambeau + Giant-Man + Jack Hawksmoor = Bright Lights Big City
Posted by Set on :
Dirk Morgna + former Assassin-turned-Legionnaire = Sun Blok
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
former Assassin-turned-Legionnaire + Celine Dion = Blok Quebecois
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Celine Dion + Bumblebee = The Greatest Stinger in All the World!
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Bumblebee + Silver Slasher = Buzzsaw
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Silver Slasher + Tim Sale = a half-off Sale
Posted by Gamara on :
Duo Damsel + Tim Sale = BOGO
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gold (Metal Men) + Duo Damsel = Au Pair
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gold + Father Dowling + Ares = Au Rev. War
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Father Dowling + Flash=RevRun
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Flash + Etrigan = Speed Demon
Posted by Pov on :
<close... Speed Demon was an amalgamation of The Flash with Marvel's Ghost Rider in the 1996 intercompany "Amalgam Universe", appropriately enough.> Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Flash + Captain Planet = Wally World
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Captain Planet + Casper = The Eco-Friendly Ghost
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Captain Planet + Saturn Girl + Esper Lass=Environmentalists
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Captain Planet + Ross Perot = Green Goblin
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ross Perot + Pebbles + Bam Bam = Billion Dollar Babies
Posted by Gamara on :
Ross Perot + Etta Candy + Stone Boy = RossEtta Stone
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Stone Boy + E.T. the extra-terrestrial = RockET
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Stone Boy + Buster Crabbe = Rock Lobster
[Hey, it was the closest thing the blog has to a lobster] Posted by Gamara on :
Buster Crabbe + The Brown Hornet = Buster Brown
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(the Brown Hornet???)
Buster Crabbe + Gil Gerard + Andy Varipapa = a couple spare Bucks
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: (the Brown Hornet???)
The Brown Hornet, from later seasons of the Fat Albert and the Gang Saturday morning cartoon on CBS.
"Hey, Hey, HEY!" Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Buster Crabbe + Warren Worthington III = Angel & The Ape Man
Posted by Pov on :
Ron Ely and a Wonder Twin = TarZan & Jayna.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wonder Twins + Colossal Boy = ExxorSize
Posted by Gamara on :
Colossal Boy + Tony Stark = Big and Rich
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Colossal Boy + Tenzil Kem = Size Matters
Posted by LardLad on :
Colossal Boy + avian cartoon character Woody = an enormous pecker
Posted by Gamara on :
avian cartoon character Woody + The Order = Pecking Order
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Woody Woodpecker + The Joker = I'm not entirely sure, but that is the creepiest laugh I've ever heard!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Joker + Shrinking Violet + Ghost Rider = Little Red Riding Hood
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Joker + Black Cat = Hardy Ha-Ha
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Black Cat + Andromeda = Laurel & Hardy
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wesley Dodds + Una + Andromeda = Resting On One's Laurels
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Andromeda + Steve the spy [from the classic comic strip] = Laurel Canyon
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Andromeda + Steve the spy [using alternate math] = Gand Canyon
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Trip + Steve the spy = Ladies of the Canyon
(a Joni Mitchell reference, for those who don't get it)
Posted by Set on :
Triplicate Girl + The Calculator = Three Sum
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Duo Damsel + The Calculator = After Math
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Calculator + Dinah Drake = The Black Adder
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Calculator + Colossal Boy = Long Division
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Spider-Man + Colossal Boy = The Amazing Colossal Man
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Spider-Man + Norrin Rad = Web Surfer
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Colossal Boy + Green Lantern + Norrin Rad = Long John Silver
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Agatha Harkness + Norrin Rad + Warren Worthington III + Azrael + Gordon Sumner = Harkness Herald Angels Sting
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Warren Worthington III + Scott Summers = Angel Eyes
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Scott Summers + Lydda Jath =I Wear my Sunglasses at Night.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lydda Jath + Sun Boy = Night Light
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Lydda Jath + Rod Serling = Twilight Girl
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sir Justin + Rod Serling = Knight Gallery
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sir Justin + Judge Judy = Knight Court
Posted by Set on :
Sir Justin + Johnny Blaze = Knight Rider
Posted by Gamara on :
Teddy Roosevelt and Johnny Blaze = Rough Rider
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Johnny Blaze + Robotman = Ghost in the Machine
Posted by Set on :
Johnny Blaze + Tinya Wazzo = The Ghost Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Wazzo + Keaton = Ghost Buster
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tinya Wazzo + the reboot Tenzil Kem = The Phantom Gourmet
Posted by Gamara on :
The original Ghost Rider + the reboot Tenzil Kem = The Galloping Gourmet
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Ghost Rider + Calamity King = Skull Cap
Posted by Gamara on :
Calamity King and Crazy Jane (Doom Patrol) = Calamity Jane
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Calamity King + Thaddeus E. "Thunderbolt" Ross = General Disorder
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
"Thunderbolt" Ross + Garth Ranzz = General Electric [who obsessively pursues the Super Moby-Hulk Of Space] Posted by Gamara on :
Garth Ranzz + Plastic Man = Electric Eel
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Good one Gamara.
Garth Ranzz + Gates = Lightning Bug
Posted by Gamara on :
Gates + Garth Ranzz = Bug Zapper
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Gates + Ayla Ranzz = Bug Light
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ayla Ranzz + Salu Digby [5YL versions] = A couple who would not be allowed to adopt or foster kids in my home state--at least I voted AGAINST that moronic sprocking amendment! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Salu Digby + the people of Kid Charlemagne's state = small mindedness
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Salu Digby + Brainiac 5 = Small Minded
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Brainiac 5 + Swee'Pea (Popeye's adoptive son) = Pea Brain
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Swee'Pea + Ben Grimm + Luornu Durgo = Creeping Things
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ben Grimm + Coca-Cola = The Real Thing
[please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that old Coke slogan] Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You are not the only one who remembers that old Coke slogan. (Does anyone know what he's talking about? )
Ben Grimm + War Machine = Rocky Rhodes
Posted by Gamara on :
Ben Grimm + Warren Worthington + Squirrel Girl = Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Warren Worthington + Roddy McDowall = Angel and the Ape
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Warren Worthington + The Joker = Wingnut
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Joker + The Time Trapper = The Last Laugh Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Time Trapper + Fran Drescher = Burgundy Whine
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fran Drescher + Indiana Jones = Nanny State
Posted by Gamara on :
Fran Drescher + comedian Jim Breuer = Nanny Goat
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Calendar Man + Fran Drescher + The Thorn = Days of Whine and Roses
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr. Midnight's owl + Fran Drescher = Hooty-Nanny
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dr. Midnight's owl + Banshee = A Hoot and a Holler
Posted by Set on :
Dr. Midnight's Owl + Red Tornado + Aquaman = Hooty and the Blow Fish
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aquaman + Two-Face = Arthur Dent
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Two-Face + Action + Adventure = Harvey Comics
Posted by Gamara on :
Two-Face + the Pink Panther = Dent - deh dent - deh dent deh dent de dent...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Pink Panther + Black Widow = Commie Pinko
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Captain Comet + Black Widow = Captain Commie
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Captain Comet + Matter-Eater Lad = Gas Guzzler
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Red Trinity members + Black Widow + Red Son Superman + Reep Daggle = Commie Commie Commie Commie Commie Chameleon
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Black Widow > Mockingbird = Better Red Than Dead
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Thomas Cook + Black Widow + Mrs. Kurt Cobain = From Russia With Love
Posted by Gamara on :
Black Widow + Superman + Sarah Palin = I can see Russia from my porch!
Posted by LardLad on :
Black Widow + Eyeful Ethel = widow's peek
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Eyeful Ethel + Matter-Eater Lad = Eyetooth
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Eyeful Ethel + Colossal Boy = Eyeful Tower
Posted by Gamara on :
The Joker + Hulk + Colossal Boy = The Jolly Green Giant
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Joker + Abra Kadabra + Quicksilver (Girl) = a short Steve Miller Band set
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Quicksilver + Mike Grell + C&W musician Tim = Quick Draw McGraw
And donnnnnn't you forget it! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Quicksilver + Colossus + Ferro Lad = metalmen
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Quicksilver + Ferro Lad = The Quick and The Dead
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ferro Lad + Silver Surfer = Ironing Board
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Take 2: Ferro Lad + Silver Surfer = Norrin Nolan
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Kobra + Ferro Lad + Sun Boy = Strike while the Iron is Hot
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Televillain [from Alan Moore's SUPREME] + Kobra + Dazzler [from her disco days] = Tube Snake Boogie
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dazzler + Daredevil = Blinded by the Light
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dazzler + Howard = Disco Duck
Posted by LardLad on :
Dazzler + Mephisto = Disco Hell
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mephisto + Peter Parker's Aunt + an international humanitarian organization fighting poverty = Devil May Care
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Peter Parker's Aunt + Blackhawk = Maypole
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Peter Parker's Aunt + Black Orchid + an early 80s efficiency car = May Flower Compact
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Peter Parker's Aunt + Arm Fall Off Boy = May to Dismember
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
June Cleaver + Peter Parker's Aunt + Emerald Empress = Mother May I?
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Emerald Empress + Cyclops + James T. Kirk = Eye, Eye, Captain.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Emerald Empress + Bart Simpson = Eye Carumba!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Emerald Empress + Candi Pyponte-Le Parc III = Green Eyed Monstress
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Candi + Hawkeye Pierce = Monstress M*A*S*H
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Comet + later Candi Pyponte-Le Parc III -Horse of a different color
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Comet + Daredevil = Horse Sense
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Daredevil + Charma = Radar Love
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Charma + Darth Vader + Blok = Irresistable Force, Immovable object.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ella Fitzgerald + Darth Vader = Ella Vader (An oldie, but a goodie)
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ella Fitzgerald + Robert Schuller's Crystal Cathedral = a performance that REALLY brings down the house
[I hope I'm not the only one who remembers those old Memorex tape commercials]
Posted by LardLad on :
Ella Fitzgerald + Darth Vader = Sitherella
Posted by LardLad on :
Darth Vader + Carrie White + Sylvester the cat = Sithy Spathek
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Darth Vader + Catherine of Aragon + Anne Boleyn + Jane Seymour + Anne of Cleves + Catherine Howard + Catherine Parr = the Sith Wives of Henry VIII
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Catherine Parr + Golden Boy = Survivor's Gilt
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Golden Boy + RJ Brande= Golden Oldie
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Golden Boy + Ambush Bug = A Short Story by Edgar Allen Poe
Posted by LardLad on :
Golden Boy + Storm = a golden shower Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Storm + Pigpen = Dust in the Wind
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Pig-Pen + Saturn Girl = Dirty Mind
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Pig-Pen + Policy Pam = Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap!)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pig-Pen + a member of the Sex Pistols + contents of a Charles Whibley book = Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Pig-Pen + Minnesota Fats = Dirty Pool
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
MInnesota Fats + Shark Lad = Pool Shark Boy (or is it Pool Boy Shark?)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Minnesota Fats + Van Morrison = Fats Domino
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Minnesota Fats + the Minnesota Fats of Earth-2 = the Minnesota Twins
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Minnesota Fats + Saul of Tarsus = St. Paul, Minnesota
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Saul of Tarsus + Stompa = Paul Bunyon
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Saul of Tarsus + Perry White = Letters to the Editor
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Perry White + Hannibal Lecter + Wyatt Wingfoot = Editor in Chief
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Hannibal Lecter + Porky Pig + Babe the Pig = The Silence of the Hams
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Porky Pig + The Police = a 28-minute version of "De Doo Doo Doo De Dah Dah Dah".
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Police + Mysa Nal = Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mysa Nal + Shirley Booth = Witch Hazel
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mysal Nal + Bert (from Sesame Street) + George W. Bush = Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mysa Nal + George Stroumboulopoulos = The Witching Hour
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Mysa Nal + Billy Idol = White Wedding
Posted by LardLad on :
Billy Idol + Mano + Black Hand = Idol hands
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Emerald Eye + Mano= Look, don't touch
Posted by LardLad on :
Mano + Sarlacc = hand to mouth
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mano + Bat Lash = a deadly hand of cards
Posted by Gamara on :
Bat Lash + Stone Boy = Whipping Post
Posted by cleome on :
Stone Boy + Iceman = Stone Cold
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Iceman + Swamp Thing = Frozen Vegetables
Posted by Gamara on :
Swamp Thing + Niles Caulder = Chia Body
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Niles Caulder + Jimmy Olsen's Perry White + the City of Fountains = the Kansas City Chiefs
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Niles Caulder + Tenzil Kem + the Kandor Sanitation department = Chief Cook & Bottle Washer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Niles Caulder + Arani Desai = Ms. Chief
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The 100 + Arani Desai = Boiling Point
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Mad Dog + Arani Desai = Mad Ma'am!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mad Dog + G'nort + Sgt. Rock = Dogs of War
Posted by Exnihil on :
Sgt. Rock + Silent Bob + Floyd the Barber = Rock, Blunts, Scissors
Posted by Set on :
Sgt Rock + Banshee + Dr Manhattan = Howling Commando
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Banshee + XS = Wailin' Jenni
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
XS + the Master Jailer = Speed Trap
[ December 16, 2008, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
XS + Invisible Kid = Faster than the eye can see.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
XS + Hank Snow = 90 Miles an Hour down a Dead End Street
Posted by cleome on :
[ December 22, 2008, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
70s Lois Lane + Elasti-Girl (from Doom Patrol) = Margo'Rita!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Elasti-Girl + Wonder Woman with her lasso = Stretching the truth
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wonder Woman with her lasso + The Hanged Man (Astro City) = Maxwell Lord got off lightly
Posted by Gamara on :
The Hanged Man + Baby Huey = Noosey Goosey
Posted by LardLad on :
The Hanged Man + Comet = hung like a horse
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Comet + Spongebob Squarepants = A clean sink
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Spongebob Squarepants + Abin Quank = Yellow Submarine
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Abin Quank + all the 2008 unsold issues of a certain teem book = 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Posted by cleome on :
Unsold comics + Wile E. Coyote = Paper chase.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wile E. Coyote + Andrew Nolan = Coyote Ugly
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Andrew Nolan + Mr. Mind near the end of 52 = Iron Butterfly
Posted by Exnihil on :
Bruce Campbell + Andrew Nolan (post-Sun Eater) = Ash & Cinder
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Andrew Nolan + Jeanne D'Arc = Iron Maiden
Posted by Gamara on :
Andrew Nolan + Jack Black = Ferrocious D.
Posted by Set on :
Andrew Nolan + Time Trapper = Iron Age
Posted by LardLad on :
Time Trapper + Marcel Marceau = Time Mime
Posted by Set on :
Time Trapper + Hawkman + Hawkeye = Time Flies like an Arrow
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hawkman + Querl Dox = Bird Brain
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Brainiac 5 + Marvel Girl + Ray Palmer's ex-wife = Mr. Greenjeans
Posted by Set on :
Brainiac Five + Dove = Greenpeace
Posted by cleome on :
Dove + Iceman = Ice cream bar
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dove + Black Canary + Robin = Three Little Birds (a Bob Marley song)
Posted by cleome on :
Black Canary + Black Panther + Joker = Smiling like the cat that ate the canary.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Jimmy Durante + Black Panther = Ha Cha Cha T'Challa
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Nite Owl + Black Panther = Owly Cat
[So, will I be joining Cleome on the Group W Bench for that one?] Posted by Gamara on :
Black Panther + Human Torch + Tim (Metal Men) + Bob the Builder = Cat on a hot tin roof.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Human Torch + Dracula = Hot Blooded
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Human Torch + Wolfsbane = Fire and Rahne
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Colossal Boy + Fortress Lad + Human Torch = The Towering Inferno
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Human Torch + the androgynous fraternal twin of Despair of the Endless = Burning Desire
Posted by Gamara on :
the androgynous fraternal twin of Despair of the Endless + Clorophyll Kid = Desire Under the Elms
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chlorophyll Kid + Fortress Lad = House Plant
Posted by cleome on :
Fortress Lad + Lone Wolf = Fortress of Solitude
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lone Wolf + Tinya's baby = Lone Wolf and Cub
Posted by Gamara on :
Lone Wolf + Jamie Madrox = A Lone in a Crowd
Posted by cleome on :
Jamie Madrox + Light Lass + Sun Boy = Hydrox, from Sunshine (tm)
(Aside to Kid Charlemagne: Yesss... come to the dark side. We have cookies !!)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Light Lass + Swamp Thing + Ursa Major = Root Bear Float
Posted by cleome on :
Swamp Thing + Disco Stu = Swamp Boogie
Posted by Gamara on :
Chameleon Boy morphed into Swamp Thing + The Thing + Plastic Man's son Luke morphed into Man-Thing = Things Aren't Always What They Seem.
Posted by cleome on :
Chameleon Boy as Swamp Thing + The Thing + Plastic Man's son Luke as Man-Thing + Adam Strange + Doctor Strange = Strange Things Happening Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Etta Candy + Adam Strange + The Family of Jax-Ur = Candy from Strangers
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Etta Candy + Batwoman = Candy Kane
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Batwoman + The Joker = Kathy's Clown
Posted by Set on :
The League of Assassins + The Joker + Harley Quinn + The Moby Dick of Space = Killer Clowns from Outer Space
Posted by cleome on :
The Joker + Harley Quinn + Willie Lumpkin (Fantastic Four) = Send In The Clowns
Posted by LardLad on :
Aquaman + Willie Lumpkin = Wet Willie
Posted by cleome on :
Aquaman + Ferro Lad = Watering Can
Posted by Set on :
the Minotaur + Aquaman = Beef Curry
Posted by Exnihil on :
Black Condor + Aquaman + Survivor winner Richard Hatch = Senator Orin Hatch
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Black Condor + Monsieur Mallah's partner-in-crime = Bird Brain
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Black Condor + Raven = Birds of a Feather flock together.
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Raven + Brek Bannin = Poe-lar Boy Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Iron Man + Raven + a certain 60s Mod villain = Stark Raven Mad
*No offense intended and apologies for any taken. My understanding is that "Jew" is not generally considered deragatory. Thank you.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nomad + Herman Munster's niece = Marilyn Monroe
[ January 29, 2009, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(I think you need a "+" for your first "=")
She-Ra's brother + the Doctor from Gallifrey + Nomad = He Who Wanders
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Gamara: Nomad + Shaloman = Wandering Jew*
*No offense intended and apologies for any taken. My understanding is that "Jew" is not generally considered deragatory. Thank you.
[drift]"Wandering Jew" is the nickname for several plants from the genus Tradescantia. So if he's a character, he must hang out with Poison Ivy, or possibly Swamp Thing...
And hey, I got away with using "Johnny Are You Queer," sooo... [/drift]
Posted by cleome on :
Doctor Who + Holly Golightly + The Watcher = Doctor Holly Goodhead Posted by Gamara on :
The Watcher + Professor Charles Xavier + Moondragon = Pawn Shop sign.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Professor Charles Xavier + Proty = Teacher's Pet
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Revived Lightning Lad + Proty = Live and Let Die
Posted by cleome on :
Lightning Lad + Caine (from Kung Fu) = Redhead Walking [REM/Beat Happening]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Caine (from Kung Fu) + Thomas Kalmaku = Grasshopper Pieface Posted by cleome on :
Thomas Kalmaku + Sgt. Rock + Easy Company = Pie Fight
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sgt. Rock + Terra = Earth Girls are Easy
Posted by cleome on :
Terra + Aquaman + El Santo = Mud Wrestling
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Aquaman + Comet [Silver Age Kara's pet] = Sea Horse
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
"Now I am your Dentist And I enjoy the career that I picked! Yes, I am your Dentist And I get off on the pain I inflict! I thrill when I drill a bicuspid, It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted!" Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Aquaman + Lard Gand in disguise = ...Lemon Curry?
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Sgt. Rock + Terra = Earth Girls are Easy
Sheer brilliance, Quis!
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Lar Gand + Doc Magnus's androids = Monel Metal Men
[ETA- Thanks, Kid Charlemagne. No point in having achieved such an advanced age if I can't have fun with it now and then. ]
[ February 09, 2009, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Question + The Punisher = The Inquisitor
I thought of that one years ago, inspired by the original Amalgam Comics, and WIZARD's fan art section, in which a fan amalgamated Blue Beetle and Spiderman to make the Blue Spider, so I got to thinking about other Charlton/Marvel amalgams.
[ February 10, 2009, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Kid Charlemagne ]
Posted by Gamara on :
The Question + Air Wave + Ken Shabby = What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Air Wave + The Daily Planet = Broadcast News
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Air Wave + RJ Brande + The New Titans + The Escapist (Kavalier and Clay) = I've Got a Brand-New Pair of Roller Skates, You've Got a Brand-New Key
Posted by cleome on :
The Escapist + Duplicate Boy = Duplicate Keys
[Rocky, I salute you. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Duplicate Boy + Selena Kyle = Copy Cat
Posted by cleome on :
Selena Kyle + Silver Slasher + Legion Outpost = Cat Scratching Post
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Selena Kyle +Silver Slasher + Drura = Cat Scratch Fever
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Drura Sehpt + Nura Nal = Fever Dream
Posted by cleome on :
Nura Nal + The Atom = Dream A Little Dream (of Me)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gene Simmons + Weyland Smith + Nura Nal = A Kiss To Build A Dream On.
Posted by LardLad on :
Nura Nal + Dr. Kerry W. of E.R. = Dream Weaver
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nura Nal + Hellcat = Sleep Walker
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Nura Nal + Chevy Chase + Beverly Deangelo = Dream Vacation
Posted by cleome on :
Chevy Chase + Dr. Manhattan + Lone Ranger = Chase Manhattan, aka The Loan Arrangers
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr. Manhattan + Dr. Saturday (Astro City) + Sunday Rose Kidman = the Osterman Weekend
Posted by LardLad on :
Dr. Saturday + Dane Whitman of Marvel's Avengers + Sun Boy = Saturday Knight Fever
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Sun Boy + Etrigan + Neron = Sun Devils Posted by cleome on :
Guardian + Sun Boy + Sun-Eater = Canadian Sunset
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Sun Boy + Moon Knight + Earth Man + Cupid = Total Eclipse of the Heart
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Cupid + Polecat = Love Stinks
AFOB: Nice one @ 9:45. Posted by cleome on :
Cupid + She-Hulk + Polecat = Love's Savage Furry
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Polecat + Madame Fatal + Scent of a Woman?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Madam Fatal + Sean/Shvaughn Erin = the Ex-Men
Posted by cleome on :
Sean/Shvaughn Erin + The Thing = Cop Rock
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Thing + Titania + The Crypt Keeper = Grimm's Fairy Tales
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Calculator + The Thing + Blockade Boy + XS = SumThing in the way She Moves
Posted by Gamara on :
Blockade Boy + Nick Fury (As portrayed in Iron Man) = Stonewall Jackson
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Zan (Wonder Twins) + Nick Fury = Brook Shields
Posted by cleome on :
Zan (Wonder Twins) + Boom Tube = Zanboomer Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Zan (Wonder Twins) + President Clinton = Wet Willie
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
President Clinton + Newsboy Legion = Willie and the Poorboys
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Brek + President Clinton = Chilly Willy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Brek + Bobby Drake + Steve Rogers = Polar Ice Cap
Posted by Exnihil on :
Steve Rogers + The Collector + The Riddler = Cap's Hobby Hints
Posted by cleome on :
Captain Confederacy + The Riddler + supply of waxed cardboard = Dixie Riddle Cups Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Captain Confederacy + Roger Whitaker = Whistling Dixie
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Major Victory + Captain Confederacy = Winn-Dixie Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
Captain Confederacy + Human Torch = Fire Down Below
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Kent: Captain Confederacy + Roger Whitaker = Whistling Dixie
Rocky: Major Victory + Captain Confederacy = Winn-Dixie
Drake: Captain Confederacy + Human Torch = Fire Down Below
I love you guys so much right now...
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Captain Confederacy + Lady Godiva = Southern Exposure Posted by cleome on :
Forest Gump + Box (Alpha Flight )+ Lady Godiva = Life Is Like A Box of Chocolates
Posted by Gamara on :
Jack of Hearts + Box = Jack in the Box
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Jack of Hearts + SharkLad = Card Shark Posted by Gamara on :
The Toad + Shark Lad = Jumping the Shark
Posted by cleome on :
The Goodfeathers + the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil = Birdbrain
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Parasite + the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil = Brain Drain
Posted by LardLad on :
the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil + Gas Girl = brain fart
Posted by cleome on :
Bova (Marvel's "New Men") + Gas Girl + Kewpie Doll + The Mole Men = Grazing In The Grass (It's A Gas, Baby, Can You Dig It ?)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lester Spiffany + Bova = Cash Cow
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Lester Spiffany + '70s Legion writer Bates = Cash 'n' Cary
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cary Bates + the Doctor's arch foe = (aw you know)
Posted by cleome on :
Ultra Boy + The Master + Dove = Framed Masterpieces
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ultra Boy + Sun Boy = Ultra Brite
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sun Boy + Tana Moon = Eclipso
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Derek Morgna + Sun Boy + Inferno + Threeboot Sun Boy = My Three Suns
Posted by cleome on :
Sun Boy + Doctor Light = Sunny D[e]Light
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sun Boy + Queer Eye for the Straight Guy = Solar Flare
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Sun Boy + 101 Dalmatians = Sun Spots
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tenzil + 101 Dalmatians = Hunger Dogs (that's a New Gods ref from the 80s, in case no one gets it)
Posted by Gamara on :
Psycho Pirate + Alex Summers + The Blank + 101 Dalmations + Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos = Cry, Havok! And let slip the dogs of war!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Michael Palin + Psycho Pirate + Joker + Two-Face + Badger + Mogo = It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Posted by cleome on :
Psycho Pirate + Killer Croc + Invisible Kid II [+ Sydney Carton (Tale of Two Cities) + The Weasel Patrol ]
= Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est (fa fa fa fa better/run run run away) ?
[ February 28, 2009, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(that would have worked fine without actually mentioning the Talking Heads; you covered it quite well)
Richard Nixon + Invisible Kid II = Pardon My French
Posted by cleome on :
[okay, Kent. Is fixed. ]
Richard Nixon + Blok + Damon Hellstrom aka Son of Satan = Dick GraySon
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Blok + Dorian Gray = Rock of Ages
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dorian Gray + an Albigensian = Picture Perfect
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
The wearer of the M-VestShade The Changing Man + A noted resident of Opal CityThe Shade + Dorian Gray = Click Here For A SpoilerShades of Gray
(Wow, somebody else remembers The Weasel Patrol! ... to Protect, Serve, and Run Away ... )
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Shade the Changing Man + Changeling + Red Tornado + Hate Face + Adam Strange = Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (turn and face the strange)
Kudos to Kent for mentioning the Albigensians.
Now see? Us komik fanz is edjukatid REAL good! Posted by cleome on :
Adam Strange + Saturn Queen + Toast (The surfer dude from WB's Histeria series) = Adam & Eve On A Raft
(BRM, if The WP appeared in Final Crisis, I'd totally break down and buy it. I swear.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Saturn Queen + Atom = Mind over (White Dwarf Star) Matter
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Atom + Princess Diana = Small Wonder
(thanks, KC! I always found the Cathars interesting)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Princess Diana + Storm + Swamp Thing = Amazon Rain Forest
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Dog Whisperer + Swamp Thing = Cesar Salad
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Uncle Sam + Swamp Thing + the Little Mermaid's bra = U.S. Marsh-Shells
Posted by Gamara on :
Swamp Thing + Ursa Major + The Fonz = The Green Bear-AAAAYYs
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ursa Major + Spiral (from Longshot) = Bear Arms
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The guy who killed three SW6 Legionnaires + Ursa Major + the Living Colossus = Grinn and Bear It
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ursa Major + sometime Reboot Legion writer Roger + one or more of his relatives = Bear Sterns
OK, I know, the failed financial firm is spelled with an extra "a". Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ursa Major + Hulkling (Young Avengers) = Teddy Bear
Posted by LardLad on :
Atlantis as a monarchy + the elemental Inhuman + Hulkling = Kingdom of the Crystal Skrull
Posted by cleome on :
Raven + the elemental Inhuman + 2004/2007 Boston Red Sox = Healing Crystal Pennants
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Raven + Dazzler + James Joyce + Batman + 5YL Dawnstar = Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly Posted by LardLad on :
Jericho + Tim from A Christmas Carol + 5YL Dawnstar = Mute Tiny on the Bounty
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
*groan* That was beautiful Lard Lad.
Jericho + Dick Grayson = Silent Nightwing
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Jericho + the law firm of Woff & Byrd = Silent Partner
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Wolff & Byrd + Bruce Springsteen + 2,000 lbs = Boss Ton Legal
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Soap & Water + 2.000 lbs. + that goofy comics company that has such a hard time figuring out what to do with the Legion = Washington, DC Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bruce Springsteen + 2,000 lbs + the Legion's founder = Boss Ton Brande
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Legion's founder + the founder of Xavier's school for Gifted Students = Brande X
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Professor X + Happy Terrill + the android Avenger = X-Ray Vision
Posted by cleome on :
Professor X + Northstar + Fantastic Four + Summer Smith (Steve Canyon) = School's Out For The Summer
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Professor X + Arcade = Mind Games
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The 43rd President of the United States + Professor X + Yorick + Yves Montand = WXYZ
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Professor X + Spoiler = Charlie Brown
Posted by Gamara on :
Professor X + Ponch & Jon = Charles CHiPs
Posted by cleome on :
RJ Brande + Willy Wonka + Ponch + Jon + the Crunch Cascade (Marvel U.) = Mint Chocolate CHIP Crunch
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ron White + Pon & Jon = Tater Chips
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Ponch OR Jon + Roy Rogers's wife = CHiP & Dale
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the Royal Flush Gang + Pon & Jon = Poker Chips
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Starfire + The Royal Flush Gang = Stacked Deck
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hawkman + Manhunter III + The Royal Flush Gang = Hallmark Cards
Posted by Gamara on :
Cissy Spacek + Hawkman = Nell Carter
Posted by LardLad on :
TAFKAP + Charma + Ming the Merciless = Prince CharMing
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Charma + Snekie = Snake Charma
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Norma Rae + Sneckie = Union of the Snake
Posted by cleome on :
Mon-El + Norma Rae = Bob & Ray
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Mr. Cobb (Mon-El) + Miss Burnette + Mr. Knight + The Bradys' Maid Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice. Posted by LardLad on :
The Bradys' Maid + Grimbor = Alice in Chains
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Grimbor + Willie Lumpkin = Chain mail
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ferro Lad + Willie Lumpkin = Femail
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ferro Lad + Mr. Ed = Iron Horse
Posted by Gamara on :
Mr. Ed + Color Kid = A horse of a different color
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Color Kid + Sun Boy = Rainbow Brite
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Color Kid + Jim Corrigan = The Spectrum
BTW, when Reboot Tinya [aka Apparition] was apparently killed in one of the Annuals, I think she should have returned as the future host(ess) for the Spectre--and turned the White Triangle bigots into whatever aliens they found most loathsome and made them live out the rest of their lives in those forms.
[ March 20, 2009, 05:23 AM: Message edited by: Kid Charlemagne ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Spectre + Mogo = Ghost World
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mogo + Grodd + Monsieur Mallah = Planet of the Apes
Posted by Set on :
Grodd + The Ten Eyed Man + Monsieur Mallah + Scooby = Monkey See, Monkey Doo
Posted by Lard Lad Prime on :
Grodd + Linc & the gang = The Grodd Squad
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Linc & the gang + the original Watchmen ending = Squid Squad
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Classic Teen Titans foe + Linc and the gang = The Mad Mod Squad
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Classic Teen Titans foe + Madrox + Classic Spencer Tracy comedy = It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mod World
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Madrox + Rebecca Sharpe = The Dupes of Hazard
Posted by cleome on :
Emerald Empress + Rebecca Sharpe = Gotta' Look Sharp
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Emerald Empress + Black Canary = Eye Scream
Posted by cleome on :
Black Canary + Miss Dixie ( Captain Confederacy ) + Cyclops = ...Dinah, with those Dixie eyes a'blazin... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Reboot Tenzil + Black Canary = Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Black Canary + The Big Bad Wolf + Mal Duncan = Dinah, won't you blow your horn? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Raine Sinclair + The Big Bad Wolf + Brin Londo + medieval castle defensive sewers + Rembrandt = Wolf Gang Moats Art
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Killer Frost + Brin Londo = Shiver me Timbers
Posted by LardLad on :
Killer Frost + Jack Knight's dad + Sybill Trelawney & Mantis = Frost Ted flakes
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ted Knight + Firestar = Star Jones
Posted by LardLad on :
Ted Knight + He-Man ally = Starman-E-Faces
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ted Knight + Iron Munro = Too Close For Comfort Posted by cleome on :
Iron Munro + Ron-Karr = Ironing Board
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ron-Karr + Terra + JSA = The Flat Earth Society
Posted by cleome on :
John Constantine + Terra = London Underground
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
JOhn Constantine + Plastic Man = Hell Bent
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Plastic Man + Hawkman = Flexible Flyer
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Plastic Man + Weirdo Legionnaire + Mon-El = Stretch Armstrong Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mon-El + Captain America's 70s sidekick = Millennium Falcon
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Captain America's '70s sidekick + a major brand of toothpaste = Falcon Crest
Posted by cleome on :
Falcon aka "Snap" Wilson + Beanworld (- sodium chloride) + Marie Laveau* =
(*Real-life figure who appeared in Doctor Strange. Anyone else remember this ?
+"No Salt In Your Snap Beans")
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Snap Wilson + Bobby Drake = The Falcon & the Snowman
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bobby Drake + Tora Olafsdotter + Cub Nah = Ice Ice Baby
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cub Wazzo-Nah + Scott Free = Miracle Gro
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scott Free + Reed Richards = Mister Mister
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Reed Richards + Data (from Thriller) = Stretch Limo
Posted by cleome on :
Reed Richards + Hamburger Helper Mascots + Crossfire + Sub-Mariner = "Stretch Your Hands Across The Sea"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sub-Mariner + Donna Troy + Cannus = Imperius Rex the Wonder Dog
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Donna Troy + part of the foot + the city of lights + a Man Called Horse = the Illiad Posted by LardLad on :
Donna Troy + the actor who played Jimmy Olsen in the Christopher Reeve Superman film series = Troy McClure Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Charles Xavier + the actor who played Jimmy Olsen in the Christopher Reeve Superman film series + the dog from the Dick & Jane primers = X Marks the Spot
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Michelangelo Signorile + Satan + Dick and Jane's Dog = Out Damn Spot!
Posted by LardLad on :
Satan + Marvin (late of Teen Titans, specifically his grisly fate) = Devil's food
[ March 26, 2009, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by cleome on :
Satan + Jar Jar Binks = Devil's Got Your Tongue
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Satan + Krakoa = Devil's Island
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Krakoa + Negative Man + Captain Boomerang = Island of No Return
Posted by cleome on :
Captain Boomerang + Celeste/Neon + Ms. Marvel/Binary + Tales of the Black Freighter =
...I come from the land Down Under/Where women glow and men plunder... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Luke Cage + Ms. Marvel = Sweet Christmas Carol
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Luke Cage + Ayla Ranzz = Power & Light
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ayla Ranzz + Bouncing Boy = Lightning Round
Posted by cleome on :
Bouncing Boy + Dr. Mid-Nite = 'Round Midnight Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dr. Mid-Nite + Howard the Duck = Duck Blind
Posted by cleome on :
Howard the Duck + Dr. Mid-Nite + Dr. Doom + Dr. Destiny = Quack Physicians
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Howard the Duck + Cub Nah = Gerber Baby.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Howard the Duck + Former President Clinton + LuAnn (King of the Hill)+ Sylvester the Cat = Duckbill Platter-Puss
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Howard The Duck + Deadshot = Quack Shot
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pink + Gretchen Holstrum ( American Flagg ) + Mr. Freeze + Oddball (Marvel) = Pink Hostess Sno-Balls[tm].
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oddball + Steel = Elton John
Posted by cleome on :
Steel + Glorith = Hammer Time
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Steel + Glorith + Mano = Hammer Time (Can't Touch This)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mano + Shrinking Violet = Hand me Down
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mano + a Guardian of the Universe = Handy Smurf
Posted by Gamara on :
Mano + A "masseuse" = Unhappy Ending
Posted by cleome on :
Mano + Duo Damsel = Mano-A-Mano.
Posted by LardLad on :
Mano + Albert Rothstein's Infinity Inc. alias + Black Adam's wife = manonuklonisis (mononucleosis)
Posted by cleome on :
Black Adam's wife + Lightning Lass (Levitz/Birnbaum era) + Invisible Kid 1 = Black, Black, Black Is The Color of My True Love's Hair Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Invisible Kid 1 + Courtney Cobain + Addams cousin = Lyle Love It
Posted by cleome on :
Nemesis Kid (cartoon version) + Invisible Kid 1 = Not Fade Away Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
XS + Invisible Kid 1 = MoveOn.Norg
Posted by cleome on :
XS + Moon Knight = Racing With The Moon
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
XS + Lady Memory = Speed Record
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lady Memory + Dorothy's dog = Toto Recall
Posted by cleome on :
Dr. Manhattan + Dorothy's Dog = Atomic Dog
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dr. Manhattan + The Guardians of the Universe + Scott and Alex Summers = The Blues Brothers
Posted by Gamara on :
Scott and Alex Summers + The Thing = The Brothers Grimm
Posted by cleome on :
Tarzan + Scott Summers + Alex Summers + Sheena of the Jungle = Swing, Brother, Swing Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Lady Memory + Dorothy's dog = Toto Recall
Tarzan + JR Ewing = Monkey Business
Posted by cleome on :
Porky Pig + JR Ewing = Th-th-th-the-that's Oil, Folks !
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
JR Ewing + the Mad Hatter = Texas Tea
Posted by cleome on :
Tina Truth + Matter-Eater Lad + Mad Hatter = "If that's true, I'll eat my hat."
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Matter-Eater Lad + the cat from American Flagg! = Eating Raoul Posted by cleome on :
Raoul the Cat + Chief O'Hara (Batman, TV version) + A certain toy from Ren & Stimpy = Cat-O-Log(ue)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Chief O'Hara + Buster Poindexter = Scarlett Johansson
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Buster Poindexter + Darrell Dane = New York Dollman
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Buster Poindexter + Hank Pym = David and Goliath
Posted by cleome on :
Buster Poindexter + Bova the Cow-Woman = Bust A Moooove
[sorry] Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bova + Poison Ivy = Bo-Vine
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Poison Ivy + DC's classic Silver Age team = Ivy League
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Catspaw + Poison Ivy + Infectious Lass = Cat Scratch Fever
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Infectious Lass + Krypto = Sick Puppy
Posted by LardLad on :
one possible outcome of a coin toss + Krypto = Tails from the Krypt
Posted by cleome on :
Joker + Krypto + Lassie + Rin Tin Tin + The Tornado Twins + Ultra Boy = Happy Tails 2 U
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Joker + Amazing Man I = Laugh Track
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Joker + Sub-Mariner = Clown Fish
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Joker + Geo Force + The Mess = The Clown Prince of Grime
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Geo Force + Zauriel = Earth Angel
Posted by cleome on :
Night Girl + Spiny Norman + Bounty + Zauriel + Zatara + Zatanna = NyQuil Will Help You Get Your "ZZZs" Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Zatanna + Scarlet Witch = A Fishnet Called Wanda
Posted by cleome on :
Scarlet Witch + Agatha Harkness + Gim Allon on a Friday night = Witches' Sabbath
[sorry]
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Scarlet Witch + Lars Hanscom = Witch Doctor
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ultra Boy + Scarlet Witch = Jo Nah Hex
Posted by LardLad on :
Jo Nah + Miss Manners = One at a Time, Please.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Miss Manners + Sgt. Rock = Polite Company
Posted by cleome on :
Electro + Sgt. Rock = Electric Company
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
One third of Triad + Electro = Orange Juice
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Electro + Dr. Sidney Freedman (M*A*S*H) = Shock therapy
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dr. Sidney Freedman + 50 Cent = Shrink Rap
Posted by cleome on :
The Bowler ( Mystery Men ) + 50 Cent = Spare Change
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
50 Cent + Buck Rogers + Johnny Double = price of a comic book, if you're lucky
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Buck Rogers + Sun Boy = Space Heater
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Buck Rogers + Stilt-man = Crabbe Legs
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Buck Rogers + Etrigan = Busta' Rhyme
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Etrigan + Mephisto + Kara Zor-el + Jimmy Olsen = Demons are a Girl's Best Friend
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
Jimmy Olsen + Jean Sibelius = Photo Finnish
Posted by cleome on :
Shazam + Jean Sibelius + Voxv = Billie Jean King
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Superman + Jean Sibelius + Tenzil + Swamp Thing = I'm strong till the finish, 'cuz I eats me spinach. Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Tenzil Kem + redhaired male Endless sibling = Appetite for Destruction
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tenzil Kem + a furry member of the Addams Family + Abin Quank = Eat It, Grandpa!
Posted by cleome on :
Cousin It + Kara Zor-El = Cousin, Cousine Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(+Ted Danson = bad Americanized version... but I digress)
Cousin It + Spider-Girl (LSH, not Marvel) + Starfire (Titans) +EDE + Marvel villain Darren Bentley = Hair
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Cousin It + Lex Luthor = Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Posted by LardLad on :
[The name's Cousin Itt, damnit!!! ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Aldous Huxley + Lex Luthor = the Brave and the Bald
Posted by cleome on :
Doctor Gym'll + Aldous Huxley + King Arthur's Knights = Doctor Hux-Table.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dr. Gym'll + Wolfsbane = Purple Rahne
Posted by cleome on :
Daredevil + Wolfsbane + The Question = Have You Ever Seen The Rahne?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Question + Dirk Benedict = Face the Face
Posted by cleome on :
Egg Fu + Dirk Benedict = Eggs Benedict
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dirk Benedict + Ed Marinaro (Hill Street Blues) = Starbuck's Coffey
Posted by cleome on :
L.E.G.I.O.N. + The Ranzz Twins + Ed Marinaro + the baby from It's Alive + Tor Johnson = Letters To The Ed-It-Tor.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Snow White's sister + L.E.G.I.O.N. + 1950s famous Doris = Red Letter Day
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Snow White's sister + Billy Batson's sister + the Daily Planet's top reporter = Rosemary Lane Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Daily Planet's top reporter + Horror star Vincent = Lois Price
Posted by LardLad on :
Gn'R guitarist + Horror star Vincent + Bills wide receiver Peerless = Slashing Prices
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gn'R guitarist + Angela Lansbury + fandom = Slash-fic, She Wrote
Posted by cleome on :
Angela Lansbury's character + Clint Barton + Starfox ( Avengers ) = La Fletcher d'Amour
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Clint Barton + Katar Hol foes = Man-Hawkeye
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Clint Barton + country musician Thomas + a famous gun brand + the villain from It's a Wonderful Life + a Kansas City-based national restaurant/bar chain = M*A*S*H
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Television version of the Hulk's alter ego + Clint Barton = Davey & Goliath
I was going to put TV Hulk, but that's how rumors get started
Posted by cleome on :
Willy Wonka + Dr. David Banner = The Sweet Science
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Willy Wonka + Sarah Polley = The Sweet Hereafter
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Willy Wonka + December 25 = Sweet Christmas!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Willy Wonka + Batwoman = Candy Kane
Posted by cleome on :
Black Hand + Star Boy + Nomad + Batwoman = Hand Me Down My Walking Kane
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Baron Zemo's heroic disguise + Batwoman = Citizen Kane
Posted by cleome on :
Baron Zemo's disguise + Skylark Smith and her Crew ( Eternity Smith ) = Citizen's Band
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Baron Zemo + Scarlet Witch = The Red Baron
Posted by Set on :
The Scarlet Witch + Shamrock = Crimson and Clover
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Scarlet Witch + Ultra Boy = Jo Nah Hex
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(FYI, HWW: we've had that one before, and fairly recently)
The Grail (the bad guys in Preacher) + Jonathan Kent + Ultra Boy = Cup'Pa Jo
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(Great minds think alike? Sorry. It's hard to go back and view several pages of previous entries.)
Jonathan Kent + The Dazzler = Kent Dance
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dazzler + White Witch + Cadmus = Blaire Witch Project
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Green Lantern Scott + Jesse Custer + Norman McCay + Cadmus = The Alan Parsons Project
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Green Lantern Scott + an angel of Charlie = Alan Ladd
Posted by cleome on :
Substitute Legionnaire-Charlie's Angel + Dalgoda = Lad: A Dog
[ May 01, 2009, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(I don't get it... and the link to an FBI logo only makes me more puzzled)
Posted by cleome on :
Well, see, Cheryl Ladd took over for Farrah and was only there one season so...
Oh, forget it. I fixed the link. It's been a long week.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Um, Cheryl Ladd was on CA for the rest of the run, from 1977-81. But you get credit for working in Dalgoda.
Dalgoda + Steely Dan = Canine Teen
(Howzat for even more of a stretch?)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
loved Dalgoda! (which, incidentally, is "A dog lad" backwards)
Dalgoda + Sgt. Rock = Dogs of War
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sgt. Rock + Apache Chief = The Big Easy
Posted by cleome on :
(Sunny Honey, so sorry. Think I got Ladd confused w/Shelly Hack. Chalk it up to senility, okay?)
Sgt. Rock + Infectious Lass = The Rockin' Pneumonia (and the Boogie Woogie Flu) Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(No prob. I was more of a Jaclyn Smith fan. )
Infectious Lass + Danny Partridge = Ill Bonaduce
Posted by cleome on :
Michigan J. Frog + Danny Partridge + Rose Wilson = Broadway Danny Rose Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Michigan J. Frog + Alfred E. Neuman = Hopping Mad
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Alfred E Neuman + John Philips Sousa + Bugs Bunny = Mad as a March Hare
Posted by LardLad on :
Alfred E Neuman + any one of Cobie's preferred cross-species paramours = Mad About Ewe
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Alfred E. Neuman + Shrinking Violet + Maury Povich = What, Wee Maury?
Posted by cleome on :
Alfred E. Neuman + Mon-El's old digs = Neuman's Zone
[ May 08, 2009, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Michael Palin reocurring line on Monty Python + Alfred E. Neuman + Alfred E. Neuman + Alfred E. Neuman + Alfred E. Neuman + Mogo = It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Gustav Holst + Mogo + Captain Planet = Holst's The Planets Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Holst + Casino operator Eddie from The Big Sleep + the Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand = Mars, Bringer of War Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Holst + The derriere of the person to whom I am speaking + John Zatara = Uranus, The Magician Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Holst + Queen lead singer Freddie + Western Union = Mercury, The Messenger Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Holst + a city in Florida + Santa Claus = Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Holst + Sister of Tennis star Serena + One Accomplishment that might win you a Nobel Prize = Venus, Bringer of Peace Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Holst + Imra + The Golden Girls = Saturn, Bringer of Old Age Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Holst + Obscure Golden Age Seafaring Hawkman character revived as a Young All-Star + The White Witch = Neptune, The Mystic
(Which completes the Suite)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The White Witch + a resident of Rock Ridge = Magic Johnson
Posted by cleome on :
Emerald Eye + Sunspot + Flash = See Spot Run
Posted by Jerry on :
Emerald Eye + Questor = Vision Quest
Posted by cleome on :
Emerald Eye + Eye of Agamoto = Double Vision Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Emerald Eye + Eye of Agamoto + Billy Batson's alt-ego = Eye Eye, Captain
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Emerald Eye + JLA mascot Snapper + reboot Shadow Lass = Eye Carr Umbra!
Posted by LardLad on :
(Good one, Hughie! In the same vein......)
JLA mascot Snapper + Payback (superhero group from Garth Ennis's "The Boys") + Battlestar Galactica's Dualla + Dorothy's auntie = Carr Pay Dee Em!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
JLA mascot Snapper + Jack Lord + Ben, Sue, Johnny and Reed + Carmen San Diego = Carr 54, Where are You? Posted by cleome on :
Carmen San Diego + Clonezone The Hilariator ( Nexus ) + Professor Harold Hill = San Diego Comic Con
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Clonezone the Hilariator + a time bubble + Johnny Thunder = Cei-U Later, Aligator!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Johnny Thunde + cattle fodder + Commander Riker (ST:TNG) = Cei Hay Willie
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Johnny Thunder + Desire (Sandman) + Che Guevera = Cei-U Want a Revolution
Posted by cleome on :
Che Guevera + The Count + Maid of Nine ( Steve Canyon ) = Revolution No. 9
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
The Count + Colossal Boy = Big Number
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Count + Princess Grace = The Monaco Monacle
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Princess Grace + Chlorophyl Kid = Kelly Green
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Princess Grace + Porcupine Pete = Royal Pain
Posted by LardLad on :
Porcupine Pete + new villain from Morrison & Quitely's Batman and Robin No. 1 = Porcy Pyg
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Porcupine Pete + E-Man (Charleton hero) + Mon-El = Poke E Mon
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mon-El + Devlin + A-Train (from The Boys) = Mon O'Rail
Posted by Exnihil on :
Mon-el + satirist George Ade = Legionnaire Lemon-Ade
Posted by cleome on :
Chemical King + Sun Boy + George Ade = King Sunny Ade Posted by Gamara on :
Triplicate Girl + Bumblebee + Jelly Roll Morton + Mon-el + Bob Marley = We Be Jammin' Mon!
Posted by cleome on :
[Uh-oh.]
[Psst. Hey, Quis, couldja' put on your Mod Hat and tell us which of the last two posts is the right one to proceed from? I'm trying to figure out if I broke a rule or not.]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rules? We doh need no stinkin' rules!!!!!
Here, I'll take one from each of you.
Sun Boy + Triplicate Girl = Three way lighting
Posted by cleome on :
[whew! Thanks, Quis!]
Dawnstar + Sun Boy = Track lighting
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dawnstar + The Flash = The quicker picker-upper
Posted by cleome on :
Night Girl + The Flash + Lockheed + Puff = Night's Swift Dragons
[ June 16, 2009, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dan Didio + Lockheed + Keith Giffen + Clara (Fables) = Kill the Dragon, Kill the Dragon Posted by LardLad on :
Dan Didio + Adam Warlock's "sister" + The Flash = Bald Her Dash
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Flash + Mogo = Westworld
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Prof. Xavier's son + Mogo = Legion World
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Legion + Hank Pym = Davey & Goliath Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hank Pym + Gim Allon = Little Big Man
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Gim Allon + Porky Pig = Colossal Boar
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Porky Pig + Chameleon Boy = Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Zan + Thom Kallor = Heavy water
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Star Boy + Gates = Mass Transit
Posted by cleome on :
Gates + Falcon + The Question = Left wing conspiracy
Posted by LardLad on :
The Question + The Emerald Empress's weapon + Gibraltar's main fame claim + Lantern Gardner = Query Eye for the Strait Guy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fonzie's cry + Mister of the Trechcoat Brigade + The Emerald Empress's weapon + Oprah Winfrey's magazine + The person I am speaking to = Ay!, E, Eye, O, You
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oprah Winfrey's magazine + Wolverine = O Canada
Posted by cleome on :
Wolverine + The Grim Reaper = Logan Buries
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wolverine + Quicksilver = Logan's Run
Posted by Exnihil on :
Quicksilver + The Toxic Avenger = Pietroma
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Quicksilver + Boston Brand = The Quick and the Dead.
Posted by cleome on :
Boston Brand + The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. + Larry Marder's Characters = Boston Baked Beans
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Boston Brand - The Crypt Keeper = Dead men tell no tales
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Boston Brand + Gates + The Clintons' Cat = Boston Red Sox
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Boston Brand + Gates + The Clintons' Cat = Boston Red Sox
I'm getting old. I posted the exact same thing (with Rocket Red instead of Gates) on January 17th. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Boston Brand + Gates + The Clintons' Cat = Boston Red Sox
I'm getting old. I posted the exact same thing (with Rocket Red instead of Gates) on January 17th.
[Leslie Neilsen] I just wanted to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you. [/Leslie Neilsen]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
back to the game:
The Clintons' Cat + Kirsty MacColl's "best of" CD = Pussy Galore
Posted by cleome on :
Kirsty MacColl (RIP) + Cheese (from Evan Dorkin's Milk & Cheese ) = Mac & Cheese
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Cheese (Dorkin's) + Ginger Baker + Jack Bruce + Eric Clapton = Cream Cheese
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Baker + Clapton - Bruce + Sting = Blonde Faith
Posted by cleome on :
Tellus + Sting = Fish Police
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tellus + Dennis DeYoung + Tommy Shaw = Fish Styx
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tellus + The Eagles' Glenn + Bay City Rollers = A Saturday Night Fish Frey
Posted by cleome on :
Tellus + Philip Sterns ( The Incredible Hulk ) + The A-Team = Fish Phil-A
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
-Forcer of the Honor Guard + Tellus + Emerald Empress + a curvy road = N Sea Eye S
Posted by LardLad on :
Emerald Empress + Taco Bell dog = Eye Chihuahua!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Emerald Empress + CBS + My adopted home state + Underground comic artist Crumb + Dr Seuss's Pop + A female sheep = The Eyes of Texas R Hop-On Ewe.
Posted by LardLad on :
Mr. Punch + Dr Seuss's Pop = Sock Hop
Posted by cleome on :
Captain Morgan + Mr. Punch = Rum Punch
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Captain Morgan + The Flash = Rum Runner
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Captain Morgan + Uncle Marvel = Uncle Rummy
Posted by LardLad on :
She-Hulk + Captain Morgan = Jen Rummy
Posted by cleome on :
She-Hulk + a Gil'Dishpan citizen = Green around the gills.
Posted by LardLad on :
She-Hulk + The Serpent Society + Bouncing Boy = Shulk, Rattle & Roll
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bouncing Boy + Blade = Chuck Stake
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Blade + Buffy + Van Helsing + Betty Crocker = Three-Slayer Cake
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Mr. T + Fone, Phoney, or Smiley + Blade = T-Bone Stake
Posted by Exnihil on :
Van Morrison's original band + Fone, Phoney, and Smiley = Them Bones
Posted by cleome on :
The Yellow Lanterns + Fone + Phoney + Smiley = Chicken Bones
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Sinestro Corp. + Namor = The Yellow Submariner
Posted by cleome on :
The Submariner + Dazzler = Namor That Tune!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Dazzler + Infectious Lass = Disco Fever
Posted by cleome on :
Wolfriders ( Elfquest ) + Man-Thing + Infectious Lass = Pac(k) Man Fever
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wolfriders + Thor = Wolf Blitzer
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thor + Chronos (+ Unus) = Hammer Time (Can't Touch This)
Posted by cleome on :
Chronos + Hooded Justice ( Watchmen ) = Time & Tied
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hooded Justice + Cosmic Boy + Colossal Boy = Boys 'n' The Hood
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cosmic Boy + Bouncing Boy = Rokk & Roll
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bouncing Boy + Judge Dredd = Reserve Judgment
Posted by cleome on :
Judge Dredd + The Planetary Chance Machine = English Roundabout Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Judge Dredd + Grimbor = Dreddlocks
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Judge Dredd + Jon Valor + rules of order = Dredd Pirate Roberts
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jon Valor + Emerald Empress + Invisible Woman = Black Eyed Susan
Posted by cleome on :
Dream Girl + Atom Girl + Invisible Woman = Wake Up, Little Susie
Posted by Exnihil on :
Oprah Winfrey + Invisible Woman + John de Lancie = O Suzy Q
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Doctor + Captain Kirk + Q = The Time & Space Continuum
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A downtown San Diego mall + Antenna Boy + The Doctor = Horton Hears a Who
Posted by LardLad on :
The Doctor + American Maid + Owlman = Who Maid hoo?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
American Maid + Terry Sloane = Mr. Clean
Posted by LardLad on :
Terry Sloane + E of the The Trenchcoat Brigade = Mr. Mister
Posted by LardLad on :
E of the The Trenchcoat Brigade + Buffy's ditzy vampire character = eHarmony
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
E of the Trenchcoat Brigade + Thomas the Tank Engine = Mr. E Train
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Thomas the Tank Engine = Gilda Radner character Baba = Choo Choo Wah Wah
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Black Lightning + Thomas the Tank Engine = Olympic Training
Posted by cleome on :
Black Lightning + Scorpio Rose + E-Man = Cracklin' Rose-E
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Clint Barton + Black Ligntning = Hawkeye Pierce
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Black Lightning + U.S.S. Enterprise = Jefferson Starship
Posted by cleome on :
The Enterprise + The City of Kandor = Ship in a Bottle
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Chronos + The City of Kandor = Time in a Bottle
Posted by cleome on :
The City of Kandor + The Anthramites = Bottled Dressing
Posted by LardLad on :
Human Torch + Hydro-Man + The City of Kandor = Hot Water Bottle
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Human Torch + a Roy Thomas "funny animal" super-hero = Flaming Carrot
Posted by cleome on :
Captain Carrot + Mister T + The Sims + Miss Martian = Carrot Tsimis
(Yes, that is more or less how it's pronounced. Yes, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself. Thank You. Move along.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Spider-man + Captain Carrot = Peter Rabbit
Posted by cleome on :
Spider-man + Doctor Teeth = Spider Bite
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Karate Kid (the movie version) + Dr. Teeth = Ralph Mouth
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Element Lad + Iron from the Metal Men + Karate Kid (the movie version) = Steely Dan
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Star Boy + Iron of the Metal Men = Heavy Metal
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Iron of the Metal Men = Green Lantern's ring charge = Daily Supplement
Posted by Exnihil on :
William Riker + Hester Prynne + Morris Day + Iron of the Metal Men = One A Day, plus Iron
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
William Riker - Tara Olafsdottir - Pepperment Patty = First Off
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tara Olafsdottir + Banshee = Ice Scream
Posted by Exnihil on :
Banshee + the all-time top Jeopardy champion = Wailin' Jennings
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Banshee + Boston Brand = Sean of the Dead
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Boston Brand + Etrigan + Alan Scott's original team = Dead Poets Society
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Etrigan + Robin = Demon Child
Posted by LardLad on :
Robin + Daredevil = Robbed Blind!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Robin + Beetle Bailey = Private Dick
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Atom + Robin = Tiny Tim
Posted by Exnihil on :
The Atom + Peter Parker = Itsy Bitsy Spider
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Peter Parker + David Letterman = Worldwide Web
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Mr. Mind + David Letterman = Mind the Gap
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Terra + Mr. Mind = Earthworm
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Terra + Duo Damsel + Sgt. Rock = Earth Girls are Easy
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Punisher + Apollo = Punishing Sun Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Punisher + Orville Snorkel = Gunner and Sarge
Posted by cleome on :
Threeboot Chameleon + Orville Snorkel = Either/Or
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chameleon + Shadow Lass = Durlan in the Dark
Posted by cleome on :
Shadow Lass + that guy from The Untouchables + that guy from Herman's Hermits = Darkness At Noon[e].
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Elliot Ness + Captain Marvel = G-Whiz
Posted by cleome on :
The Cheetos [tm] mascot + Capt. Marvel = Cheez Whiz
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Querl + Capt. Marvel = Math Whiz
Posted by cleome on :
Querl + Ernie's Roommate = Q-Bert
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Querl + Al Gore's wife = Q-Tip
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ronald Reagan + Al Gore's wife = Win One for the Tipper
Posted by cleome on :
Grimbor + Zero Hour + Ronald Reagan = Chain Re-Actor
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Grimbor + Cinderella = Ball & Chain
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Grimbor + Jefferson Pierce = Chain Lightning
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jefferson Pierce + Sam Lane (Lois' father) = General Electric
[ August 22, 2009, 10:05 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Jefferson Pierce + One of Charlie's Angels = Lightning Ladd
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
One of Charlie's Angels + setting of TV show Newhart = A Ladd Inn
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
One of Charlie's Angels + Queen Projectra + Dr. Fate = Robert's Rules of Order
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
an Elton John son + Dr. Fate = Levon Helm
Posted by cleome on :
Original Dr. Fate + Edward Nigma = Nelson Riddle
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Original Dr. Fate + Tharok = Half Nelson
Posted by cleome on :
Fuller Brush Man + Original Dr. Fate = Full Nelson
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Fuller Brush Man + Tharok + Chemistro (old Luke Cage villain) = Glass Half Full
Posted by cleome on :
Nemesis Kid + Chemistro = Hart of Glass
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Andromeda + Nemesis Kid + Mister of Trenchcoat Brigade = Laurel and Hart E.
Posted by LardLad on :
Dream Girl + Kismet + Andromeda + Manhunter Kent = resting on Her Laurels
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dream Girl + the Phantom Stranger = Miss Terious Stranger
Posted by cleome on :
Phantom Stranger + Carol Ferris = Phantom of Love Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hugh Laurie + Phantom Stranger = House of Mystery
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hugh Laurie + Jungle King = Single-Story House
(And yes, I know his brother appeared later on, but he was the first character I thought of who, off the top of my head, really only had one story in which he was featured).
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Jungle King + Hawkeye Pierce = Monster MASH
Posted by cleome on :
Hawkeye Pierce + Matter-Eater Lad = Doctor-ate
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Matter-Eater Lad + Glorious Godfrey = Biting Remarks
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Matter-Eater Lad + Una + Cupid + Openly Gay Lad = Eating One's Heart Out
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
King David + Cupid = Slings & Eros
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
King David + Duo Damsel + Poverty Lad + Caliente = Lyre, Lyre Pants on Fire
Posted by cleome on :
Savah ("Mother of Memory": Elfquest) + Caliente = The Unforgettable Fire
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Savah + Superman's wife = Memory Lane
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a department store chain + Superman's wife = Penney Lane
Posted by cleome on :
Dept. Store Chain + Claremont X-Men villain = Penny Arcade
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dept. Store Chain + a Fantastic team + Imra = Penney Four your Thoughts
Posted by cleome on :
"M" + Victorian-era heroine + Fantastic Four + Saturn Girl = M-Alice Aforethought
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(A different) M + JLA Mascot Carr + Live Wire = Snap, Crackle & Pop Muzik
Posted by cleome on :
Live Wire + The Four Tops = Wired For Sound
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Leviathan + Live Wire + April = Big Electric Cat
Posted by LardLad on :
Chronos + Leviathan + Shatterstar = When the Levi Breaks
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Salu + Leviathan = Little Big Man
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Leviathan + Polar Boy = Una = Tall Cool One
Posted by Jerry on :
Una + Pola Boy + Circe = One Cold Witch
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Polar Boy + Michael Holt = Mister T
Posted by LardLad on :
Michael Holt + Metamorpho = T-Rex
Posted by Stealth on :
Metamorpho + Ego the Living Planet = Rex Mundi
Posted by LardLad on :
Metamorpho + Mr. Fantastic = Rex Reed
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Northstar + Metamorpho = Out of his element
Posted by LardLad on :
Northstar + a female Citizen V + Reed, Sue, Johnny & Ben + Michael Holt = North Dallas Four T
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Michael Holt + Humphrey Bogart = T in the Sahara
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Michael Holt + The Doctor = T Time
Posted by Set on :
The Doctor + Ho Min's middle name + Cass Elliot = Who Chi Mama
Posted by LardLad on :
The Doctor + Ho Min's middle name + Jabba = Who Chi Hutt
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Doctor + Ho Min's middle name + Ancient Irish hero Chulain + David Mack's heroine = Who Chi Cu Shi
Posted by cleome on :
Doctor Midnight + The Scarlet Witch + Chulain + The Goodfeathers = The Midwich Cuckoos
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Nemo + The Scarlet Witch = A Fish Called Wanda
Posted by cleome on :
Nemo + Jennifer Walters = Sushi Bar
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Nemo + Sean Cassidy + a Neil Gaiman-penned song = Sushi and the Banshees
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sean Cassidy + "Lost In Space" pilot + Ripley's enemy = Irish West Alien
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
XS, at first + Sean Cassidy + Carmelo Anthony = Chicken Mick Nugget
Posted by LardLad on :
"Lost In Space" pilot + Ragnarok + Barbara & Kara = West End Girls
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don West + Scott Free = Major Miracle
Posted by LardLad on :
Scott Free + Tora Olafsdotter = Miracle on Ice
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Scott Free + Kris Kringle = Escape Clause
Posted by LardLad on :
Scott Free & Barda + Kris Kringle = Marriage Claus
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Joker + Kris Kringle = Insanity Claus
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Joker + Bova (From the High Evolutionary) = Laughing Cow Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Joker + Hyacinth Bucket = Class Clown
Posted by LardLad on :
Joker + Chronos = Smile Time Posted by cleome on :
Chameleon Girl + Joker + John Constantine + Night Girl + Phineas T. Freakears + Starfox + XS = I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker / I like my lovin' on the run... Posted by LardLad on :
XS + West Coast Avengers' evolution = XS-ive Force
Posted by cleome on :
WCA evolution + zombies of your choice = Forcemeat.
Posted by LardLad on :
Orion's papa + WCA evolution = Darkseid of the Force
Posted by cleome on :
Darkseid + Ironside + Feminist Lobby = Both Sides Now
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Ironside + Silver Age Phantom Girl = BurrP
Posted by cleome on :
Amethyst + S.A. Phantom Girl = The Princess & the "P"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Amethyst + Jade + Projectra = Crown Jewels
Posted by cleome on :
Amethyst + Nightcrawler + The Persuader = Crystal Blue Persuasion
[ September 18, 2009, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Amethyst + Storm = Purple Rain
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Storm + Green Arrow = Rain Bow
Posted by cleome on :
Green Arrow + Night Owl + Dan The Dyna-Mite + Doctor Midnite + Terra = Archer Daniels Midland
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Terra + Warren Worthington III = Earth Angel
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Terra + Zack Overkill = Terra Incognito
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Terra + Treebeard + Querl = Soil Ent Green
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Querl + Vril = Pair o' Dox
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Querl + the Parasite = Brain Drain
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Parasite + Mr Newhart + Potsie Weber + Poverty Lad = Spongebob Squarepants
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: The Parasite + Mr Newhart + Potsie Weber + Poverty Lad = Spongebob Squarepants
Potsie Weber + Billy Williams + Poverty Lad = Anson Dee Pants
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(Good one, Huey )
Billy Williams + the original Kid Flash (as addressed by Raven) + Cyborg = Dee Wallace-Stone
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Jacques + Cyborg = Philosopher Stone
Posted by cleome on :
Cyborg + Marte Allon = Machine Candidate
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Marte Allon + Don Johnson = Vice President
Posted by cleome on :
Moonshade ( Elfquest ) + Star Boy (Animated Series) + Don Johnson = Moon Over Miami
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Moonshade ( Elfquest ) + a Legion reject + Scopes' lawyer = Leather TuskerDarrow
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Moonshade + Life Lass = Elf Life
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr. Mayavale + Life Lass + Karate Kid = Reanimated Corpse
Posted by cleome on :
Karate Kid + A Metal Man + What's Michael = Dead Can Dance
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A Japanese member of the Outsiders +Dirk Morgna + A Metal Man + Transmetropolitan issue #3 = Katana Hot Tin Roof
Posted by cleome on :
Katana + Lori Lemaris = Swordfish!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Lori Lemaris + Miss Ravenwood = Mermaid Marion
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Dr. Strange + Mrs. Cobain = Dr. Strangelove
Posted by cleome on :
Mrs. Cobain + Chanticleer + Chicken Boo = Courtney Cocks
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mrs. Cobain + Rick Veitch's 1980s "New Age" Superhero = A Hole in One
Posted by cleome on :
Veitch's hero + Four Musketeers + The Nomad = One Four the Road
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Four Musketeers + the Fantastic Four + Eight Is Enough + LMBPer Shady = Sixteen Candles
Posted by cleome on :
Deadly Ernest ( Alpha Flight ) + Night Girl + Shady = Deadly Nightshade
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Deadly Ernest ( Alpha Flight ) + Trek cyborg Hugh + Beatles Revolution-ary number = Ernest BorgNine
Posted by cleome on :
Reuben Flagg + The Mulitverse + Trek cyborg = Flaggs of Every Hugh
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Reuben Flagg + Sara Lee = Chaykin Bake
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sara Lee + Geo-Force = Irresistible Force
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Geo-Force + Maxwell Smart's organization + Major Force + Star Boy = Ground Control to Major Thom
Posted by cleome on :
Star Boy (Levitz Era) + Barry Allen's Wife = Bearded Iris
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Barry Allen's Wife + U.S. Agent = Iris Agent
Posted by cleome on :
Chemical King + U.S. Agent = Chemical Agent
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gimbor + Chemical King = Chain Reaction
Posted by cleome on :
Grimbor + Mister Terrific + Phantom Girl (early) + Element Lad (early) + Superman = Chain Letters
Posted by Lardi the Incorruptible on :
Mister Terrific + Phantom Girl (early) + Element Lad (early) + Superman + Batman's group of misfit heroes = STEPpin' Out
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yorick + Casey Jones the Engineer + Duo Damsel +Superman + Alvin and the Chipmunks' Dave = The Last Train Two ClarkSeville.
Posted by cleome on :
Rocky:
[clears throat]
The Question + Ultra Boy + Abbreviation of the Daily Planet's home base + Grandian Gender-Reversal Germs + Casey Jones = Have You Met Miss Jones? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
XS + Casey Jones + Indiana Jones = Keeping Up With the Jones
Posted by cleome on :
Matter-Eater Lad + Blossom character + Voyager character + Querl Dox + The Graces of Greek Myth + Oliver Queen + Legion Ice Cream Parlor + XS = "867-5309/Jenni" Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Top + The Province of Ontario + Oliver Queen = Turn on Green Arrow
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Green Arrow + Laurel Kent = Oliver Clothesoff
Posted by Lardi on :
Laurel Kent + WW's Lasso = the Naked Truth
Posted by cleome on :
WW's Lasso + Tinkerbell = Truth Fairy
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
WW's Lasso + Hockey's Bobby + DC's Jenette + Cookie Monster + the Dionne Sisters + 6 in Spanish = Truth Orr Kahn-C-Quints-Seis
Posted by cleome on :
Cookie Monster + Sarya of Venegar = Hungry Eye
Posted by dedman on :
Sarya of Venegar + Tigger = Eye of the Tiger
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by Raging Bull: Green Arrow + Laurel Kent = Oliver Clothesoff
Sarya + the "Sky is Falling" dude = Empress Chicken
Posted by Lardi on :
"Sky is Falling" dude + King Shark + Captain America = Little Bit Country
Posted by cleome on :
Athramites + Captain America = Dress Shields
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Triplicate Girl + Ted Danson + Captain America = Three Cheers for the Red, White and Blue
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(Triplicate Girl - her third self) + "Sky is Falling" dude = Little LuLu
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Soprano Kathleen + room-temperature Zan + (Triplicate Girl - two bodies) = Battle of Water Lu
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Sorry, hold on.
Triplicate Girl + Cassie Hack = Triple Hack
[ February 05, 2010, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Sarcasm Kid ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Um, Kid, you are supposed to use at least one character from the previous post. (See the rules on page one.)
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Fixed it. Sorry guys.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Triplicate Girl + Cassie Hack = Triple Hack
Rip Van Winkle + Black Canary - + Cassie Hack = "Tired of conversation in the back of my hack..."
Shrinking Violet + Colossal Boy + Mogo = Little Big Planet Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Colossal Boy + Joe Cool = Big Man on Campus
Posted by cleome on :
Joe Cool + Chameleon Boy = Cool Change
This is the post that will condemn me irrevocably to Hell. I just know it. Posted by dedman on :
Chameleon Boy + Gear = Gearshift
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Andromeda (nun phase) + Chameleon Boy = Holy Shift!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Andromeda (nun phase) + Blok + Arm Fall Off Boy = Hard Habit to Break
Posted by cleome on :
Dinah Lance + Arm Fall Off Boy + Ultra Boy = Lance ArmStrong
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Arm Fall Off Boy + Davy Crockett = Dismember the Alamo!
Posted by cleome on :
Davy Crockett + Firestar + Grimbor = Davy Jones' Locker
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Grimbor + Willie Lumpkin = Chain Mail
Posted by cleome on :
Willy Lumpkin + Random Black Lantern + E-Man = Lumpy Grave-E
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Willy Lumpkin + El Diablo + Stilt Man + Principal Skinner = Lump El Stilt Skin
Posted by cleome on :
El Diablo + Thomas the Tank Engine = "EL" Train
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Bob Marley + El Diablo = Mon-El
Posted by Set on :
Mon-El + Cirque de Soleil + Shadow Lass = Dark Cirq-El
Posted by cleome on :
Wile E. Coyote + Shadow Lass = Chasing Shadows
Posted by dedman on :
Wile E. Coyote + Ugly Betty = Coyote Ugly
Posted by cleome on :
Ugly Betty + Tina Truth = The Ugly Truth
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Capital of Ohio + Hades + Franklin of The Jeffersons and his family + Ugly Betty = Columbus Dis Covers America
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(no, he didn't)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
True enough, considering that it had long since already been discovered and he had no idea where he really was (thinking he was near India and all). I was just going for a chuckle.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Well, he did discover it, he just wasn't the first to do so.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you can't *really* discover a place where c. 100 million people already live(d), any more than I can "discover" and claim Italy as my own. Keep in mind, Columbus-style "discovery" has a long and sinister legal usage as well, as a pretext for disenfranchisement.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:
Columbus: I wanna' get a picture of you and my men, to prove I discovered you.
Native: Whaddaya' mean you discovered US? WE discovered YOU?
Columbus: Huh?
Native: Certainly! We discovered you on the beach here. It's all how you look at it.
Columbus: Gee, I never thought of it like that...
-- from Stan Freberg's History of the United States
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
So to get the game going again:
Ugly Betty + Cleome = America the Beautiful
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cleome + Cub Wazzo-Nah = Flower Child
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sun Boy + Cub Wazzo-Nah = Hot 'n' Tot
Posted by cleome on :
Light Lass + Sun Boy = Lite Brite
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Light Lass + Elektra + Sin City = Miller Lite
Posted by cleome on :
Sin City + Crossfire = Miller's Crossing
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sin City + Deadman + Duo Damsel + Hawkman + electronic abbreviation + lumber = Frankie Ghost 2 Hall eWood.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Deadman + Cheech & Chong + Larry Marder's comics = Boston Baked Beans
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Deadman + Manhunter IV + Addams Family Cousin = Boston Mark-Itt
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Deadman + JLA's Tornado + Bleeding Gums Murphy = Boston Red Sax
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
John Cleese in Tomorrow Never Dies + Flash Garrick + Deadman = R Jay Brand
Posted by cleome on :
Deadman + Power Girl = Deadman's Curve
Posted by Kent on :
Jon Valor + Power Girl = Pirate's Chest
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Power Girl + Green Lantern + Jack Horner + Saturn Girl = Mammaries Light the Corners of Your Mind
Posted by Kent on :
TMNT advisor + Saturn Girl + Eyeful Ethel = Splinter of the Mind's Eye
Posted by cleome on :
Saturn Girl + Tom Bierbaum + Mary Bierbaum = Mind the Gap
Posted by Kent on :
Saturn Girl + Bill Cosby + Robert Culp = I Psy
Posted by cleome on :
Bill Cosby + Deadshot + Duplicate Damsel = Jell-O Shots
Posted by Kent on :
Duplicate Damsel + Glenn Shadix = Many Thanks
Posted by cleome on :
Glenn Shadix + LMB Birthday Boy + "Hero" of The Amazing Colossal Man + Hulk's archenemy = Glengarry Glen Ross.
Posted by Kent on :
Nightcrawler + Professor Henry Jones Jr. = Gary, Indiana
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Fortress Boy + Batman + Professor Henry Jones, Jr. = Fort Wayne, Indiana
Posted by Kent on :
Batman + Mogo = Wayne's World
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Batman + Golden Age Atom + Thor = Bruce Almighty
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Thor + Catwoman = Hammer and Nails
Posted by Kent on :
Marvelman/Miracleman + Thor = Mike Hammer
Posted by cleome on :
The Watcher + Thor = If I Had A Hammer
Posted by Kent on :
Maxwell Smart + Thor = Get Hammered!
Posted by cleome on :
Maxwell Smart + Wave = smart drink
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Maxwell Smart + Projectra = Control Queen
Posted by Kent on :
Projectra + A Green Lantern battery charge = Queen For a Day
Posted by cleome on :
Lois Lane + A Green Lantern battery charge = press charges
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Saint Walker + Mnemonic Kid + Lois Lane = Walk Down Memory Lane
Posted by Kent on :
the Batcave + Lois Lane = Penny Lane
Posted by cleome on :
the Batcave + Fire Lad = Dark Roast Posted by Kent on :
Fire Lad + young Wolfriders chieftess = Burning Ember
Posted by cleome on :
The Spectre + Ember = Ghost Rider
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Spectre + Nova = Ghost Ryder
Posted by cleome on :
Tyr + Nova = Red Ryder
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tyr + Y = Last of the Mohawks
Posted by Kent on :
Y + not Charles Xavier = Last Man Standing
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Tyr + Y = Last of the Mohawks
I have Mohawk friends. I wish I could share this joke with them... too much missing background, tho.
Posted by cleome on :
Duo Damsel + Y the last man + Yera Allon = Double "Y"-ed
Posted by Kent on :
Y the last man + 007's boss + Everett Coop + the speedster from The Seven (The Boys) = Y.M.C.A.
Posted by cleome on :
Random Yellow Lantern + Everett Coop = Chicken Coop
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yellow Lantern (- Random) + Infectious Lass = Sinestro Infection
Posted by Kent on :
Infectious Lass + Saturn Girl = diseased mind
Posted by cleome on :
Bearded Monty Python dude + Saturn Girl + The Count ( Sesame Street ) = It's the thought that counts
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Count + The Gamesmaster = Numbers Game
Posted by cleome on :
The Gamesmaster + An LMB stalwart + A Titans East character = Game, Set & Match
Posted by Kent on :
The Gamesmaster + Hugh Laurie = playing house
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Duo Damsel + Scheherazade + Hugh Laurie = Two-Story House
Posted by Kent on :
Duo Damsel + Industrial Light & Magic = Doppler Effect
Posted by Exnihila on :
Duo Damsel + Al Capone = Doppelganger
Posted by cleome on :
Al Capone + Charma = Gangster of Love
Posted by Kent on :
Al Capone + Tinya = Untouchables
(okay, Elliott Ness would be more appropriate. sue me!)
Posted by cleome on :
Swamp Thing + Duff Man + Tinya = Root Beer Float
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Superman + Duo Damsel + Jean Sibelius + Rokk + Emerald Empress' accessory + Matter-Eater Lad + the Reader + Swamp Thing = Strong Two the Finnish Cos Eye Eats me Spinach
Posted by cleome on :
Jean Sibelius + Aquaman + Mera + Aqualad + Aquagirl = Finishing School
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jean Sibelius + Air Wave = Finnish Line
Posted by cleome on :
Captain Hook + Air Wave + Star Boy = Hook, Line & Sinker
Posted by Kent on :
Jon Valor + Air Wave = Pirate Radio
Posted by cleome on :
Crimson Fist + Jon Valor + Rafe Valer ( Ms. Tree ) = Atlanta Braves
Posted by Kent on :
( Ms. Tree reference!!!)
Posted by cleome on :
(Hey, it's easy when one's older than dirt!) Posted by Kent on :
String Cheese Incident + Rafe Valer (Ms. Tree) + Jim Gordon = S.C.I.-Cops
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Rafe Valer + Mr. E + Prez Jefferson's Veep + shortest member of the Metal Men + J. R. Ewing's Mom = Valerie Bertinelli [Valer E Burr Tin Ellie] Posted by Chief Taylor on :
*grooooan* Posted by Kent on :
very creative, KC! I like! (and I'm surprised Rafe gets a third use!)
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
shortest member of the Metal Men + Silver Age Tinya + the Shi'ar Empire + General Zod as a resident = Tin P Aerie Zoner (Tempe, Arizona)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Light Lass + Tinya = Up the Wazzo
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
Tinya + a Doctor not in but affiliated with the Trenchcoat Brigade = PG-Thirteen
Posted by Kent on :
(Dr. Thirteen actually wasn't part of the Trenchcoat Brigade. It was solely a quartet of John Constantine, Mr. E, Phantom Stranger and Dr. Occult)
Dr. Thirteen + Soldiers of Victory + Vic Sage = Twenty Questions
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
(I looked it up and changed it before I saw your reply because it was bothering me--there is kind of an affiliation with some of the characters, so I think the new description is accurate!)
Posted by cleome on :
Ryan Choi + Vic Sage = Little Vic Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Vic Sage + Never Neverland + Dumbo = No such thing as a dumb Question.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Dumbo + Horton + Young Mister McBoingboing = Elephants Gerald
Posted by cleome on :
Blok + Horton = Hard of hearing
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Blok + Polar Boy + The Six Million Dollar Man = Stone Cold Steve Austin
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Six Million Dollar Man + Ringo Starr* = Drum Majors
*As a character in A Hard Day's Night, for one. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ringo Starr + Anita Bryant = Beatle Juice
Posted by cleome on :
Silver Surfer + Ringo Starr = Shining Starr
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Silver Surfer + the AARP = Silver Age
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Emerald Eye + Philospher Immanuel + Speed Racer + AARP = Eye Kant Drive 55
Posted by cleome on :
Speed Racer + Moon Knight = Racing With the Moon
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Popeye + Moon Knight = Sailor Moon
Posted by cleome on :
Popeye + The Minotaur + Piper = Sailor's Hornpipe
Posted by Kent on :
The Minotaur + Sharon the Cylon = 'Mazing Grace
Posted by cleome on :
Sharon the Cylon + a Seventies pop idol + Duplicate Damsel = Sharon Cher Alike
Posted by Kent on :
Duplicate Damsel + Capt. Solo + Ayla + Wilde's curse of the drinking class = Many Hans make light work
Posted by cleome on :
Imra + Saturn Queen = Clash of the Titans
Posted by Kent on :
(pretty obscure) (not Clash..., obviously)
Imra + Czar Ivan + Ben Grimm + the Toxic Avenger = A mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
(Sorry. I was going to go with "sic semper tyrannus", but that would have been harder.)
Ben Grimm + Beauty Blaze + Ms. Behar of The View + The Endless = A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(The phrase "Sic transit gloria mundi" is not that obscure. After all, I'd heard of it. )
Ms. Behar + Motley Crue's bassist = Joy of Sixx
Posted by cleome on :
Maid of Nine ( Steve Canyon ) + Mister Terrific + Nikki Sixx + Sodam Yat = Ninety Six Tears
Posted by Kent on :
Sgt. Rock + Sodam Yat = Battle Cry
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sgt. Rock + Beppo = Non-Com Poop Posted by cleome on :
Beppo + Silver Surfer = Monkeyshines
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Silver Surfer + USAgent = Surfin' USA
Posted by cleome on :
Lois Lane + USAgent = press agent
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lois Lane + Yellow Claw = Yellow Journalism
Posted by cleome on :
Brainiac 5 + Yellow Claw + Tyr = Bright Yellow Gun Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tyr + Throwing Muses + Addams Family cousin = One-Armed Band It
Posted by cleome on :
One of Duo Damsel's bodies + Wonder Woman's emblem + Cousin It = Half-WIt
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Wonder Woman's emblem + Colossal Boy = The Big W*
*refer to the 1963 film, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Posted by cleome on :
Colossal Boy + The Birmingham Lady Bashers ( Love & Rockets wrestling team) = Allon wrench
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Colossal Boy + Rorschach + The New Teen Titans' headquarters = Allon the Watchtower
Posted by Kent on :
Colossal Boy + Tribbles + Salu + place of Manhua - Big Trouble in Little China
Posted by cleome on :
Salu Digby + Simon Walters = Small wonder
Posted by Kent on :
Michael Palin's scraggly grey bearded character + Salu + Mogo = It's a Small World
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Lu + Richard Belzer's SVU detective + old Hulk electrical foe + Salu + Reboot Salu = Two Munch Zzzax and Violets
Posted by Kent on :
The Thorn + Gran'ma Ben from Bone + Salu + Reboot Salu + the two Supermen of the late 90s (or 60s Just Imagine stories, if you prefer) = Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Posted by Exnihil on :
Gran'ma Ben from Bone + Clint Eastwood in the Sergio Leone trilogy = A Rose by Any Other Name
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Clint Eastwood in the Sergio Leone trilogy + Stone Boy + the Floronic Man = Blondie and Dagwood
Posted by Kent on :
Stone Boy +Thor + Brek = Dag Hammer's Cold (Dag Hammerskjold, secretary-general of the UN in the 50s)
Posted by Exnihil on :
Stone Boy + Elliot Ness + Steven King's shapeshifter = Dagnabbit!
Posted by Kent on :
Elliot Ness + Superman's logo + GL's 70s alien companion = Ness Ess Itty
Posted by cleome on :
Wolverine + Superman's logo + a Robin + Jane from Tarzan = Rough Ess Tim Mate
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wolverine + Air Wave + Fortified wine = Logan Air Port
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Forified wine + Gold (of the Metal Men) + Wonder Woman = Port Au Prince
Posted by cleome on :
Gold (of the Metal Men) + Dr. Gym'll = Metal Health
Posted by Kent on :
Dr. Gym'll + Bat-villain Hugo + Aphrodite = Dr Strange Love
Posted by cleome on :
Question I + B-Movie heavy + Bat-villain Hugo = Vic Tor Hugo
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Episcopal Bishop of Alabama + The Question + Singer Clooney + DC's parent company = Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Time
Posted by cleome on :
Time Warner + Northstar = Time Out
Posted by Kent on :
Sun Boy + Northstar = Parti Quebecois
Posted by cleome on :
Superman in Red Son + Sun Boy + Millie the Model supporting character + The Five Little Peppers = Red Hot Chili Peppers
Posted by Kent on :
Sgt. Steele + The Five Little Peppers + late-80s Blok + Dr. Who's circulatory system + the Tobacconists of Gotham + Great Frog =Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Posted by cleome on :
The Tobacconist Club + Little Orphan Annie's Pal - "Y, the Last Man" + Histeria!'s surfer dude* + Mysa Nal = Club Sandwich (on toasted White).
Y, the Last Man + a rapper + one less than Magnus' robot mentor = YMCA
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Wildebeest + Y, The Last Man = Gnu Yorick
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Y, The Last Man + Charlie Brown's tomboy friend = Yorick Peppermint Patty
Posted by cleome on :
Peppermint Patty + Star Boy = Peppermint drops
Posted by Kent on :
Peppermint Patty + Michael Holt = Peppermint T(ea)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Peppermint Patty + Too Much Coffee Man = Snooze Alert
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Peppermint Patty + The Partridge Family's David + Dirk Morgna + Fred Astaire + Lyle Norg = Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Posted by Kent on :
(you really couldn't think of a Cassidy in comics? c'mon! )
Lyle Norg + Mano + the Kents' non-farm enterprise = the Invisible Hand of the Market
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: (you really couldn't think of a Cassidy in comics? c'mon! )
Other than Blue Devil, whom I admit I forgot about, no. Is there a Marvel character named Cassidy? I know next to nothing about Marvel characters.
Mano + Duo Damsel = Mano a Mano
[ August 11, 2010, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Kent on :
Blue Devil, Marvel's Banshee (and a couple of his kin), and Cassidy the Irish vampire (from Preacher). There are probably a few others.
SHIELD agent Brent Montgomery Jackson + Duo Damsel + Triplicate Girl = Jackson Five
Posted by cleome on :
SHIELD agent Jackson + Cos' kid brother + a body of water in Scotland = Jackson Pol-Loch
Posted by Kent on :
Cos' kid brother + Jubilation of X-Men + Obi of Star Wars + T. C. from Preacher = Pol Lee Wan a Cracker
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Pol Krinn + Any Chippendales dancer = Magnetic Strip
Posted by Kent on :
Pol Krinn + Josh "Wolverine" MacAllister (Journey) + The Bowler (Mystery Men) + golden age comics price = Brother Canoe Spare a Dime?
Posted by cleome on :
Wolverine McAlistaire + Light Lass = Travellin' light
Posted by Kent on :
a certain ranger + the most recent Crisis + Wolverine McAlistaire = Space, the Final Frontier
Posted by cleome on :
Space Ranger + Cowboy Wally = Space Cowboy
Posted by Kent on :
JR Ewing + Cowboy Wally + Roy Rogers = Dallas Cowboys
Posted by cleome on :
Dakota North + JR Ewing + The Fantastic Four + Mr. Terrific = North Dallas Four-T
Posted by Kent on :
Arthur Curry + The Fantastic Four + Seven Soldiers of Victory = Ocean's Eleven.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Seven Soldiers of Victory + Their "Unofficial Eighth Soldier" = Winged Victory
Posted by Kent on :
The Seven Soldiers of Victory + Ragman + Bronze Tiger = Seven and the Ragged Tiger
(that was an 80s Duran Duran album, a big deal @ the time, for those of you not in the know)
Posted by cleome on :
Ragman + Patchwork Family character + Glorith + Iron Man = Rags and Old Iron
[ August 17, 2010, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent: The Seven Soldiers of Victory + Ragman + Bronze Tiger = Seven and the Ragged Tiger
(that was an 80s Duran Duran album, a big deal @ the time, for those of you not in the know)
You RAWK.
Glorith + The Human Bomb = Time Bomb
Posted by cleome on :
The Human Bomb + The Black Hole's Dr. Reinhardt = Bomb Schell
Posted by Kent on :
Thornn + The Human Bomb + Plastique = Bronx Bombers
Posted by cleome on :
escapee from Cowslip's warren ( Watership Down ) + young female Scout + Plastique + E-Man's logo = Strawberry Brownie Bombe Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actress Sandy + Mrs. John Kerry + young girl Scout + old-time movie cowboy Tom = Duncan "Heinz" Brownie Mix
Posted by cleome on :
Tom Mix + Kon-El's duplicate = Mix 'N Match
Posted by Kent on :
The Shining Knight+ Tom Mix + Duplicate Damsel = Sir Mix a Lot
Posted by cleome on :
Duplicate Damsel + Moon Knight + Time Bubble = Many Moons Ago
Posted by Kent on :
Norman McCay + Dirk Morgna + 007's boss + Skywise's offspring + Moon Knight = Rev. Sun M'Yun Moon
Posted by cleome on :
Porcupine Pete + Norman McCay = Spiny Norman
Posted by Kent on :
Thor + Norman McCay = Stormin' Norman
Posted by cleome on :
Thor + Bigfoot = hammertoes
Posted by Kent on :
Legionnaire Shakespeare + Jefferson Pierce + the mortal Oan from classic GL/GA + Thor + Wolfman/Perez Titans + Miller's Catwoman = Kent Teach an Old God New Tricks
Posted by cleome on :
Deadman + Jefferson Pierce + Dazzler = Body Pierce-sing
Posted by Kent on :
Mr. Miracle's feet + Dazzler + original Starman = Disc-Concert-Ted.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
U2 member + Original Starman = The Edge of Knight
Posted by Kent on :
Sweeney Todd + U2 member = The Razor's Edge
Posted by cleome on :
Sweeney Todd + R.J. Brande = razor clams
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sweeney Todd + George Gallup = Barber Poll
Posted by cleome on :
George Gallup + animated psychiatrist = Poll Katz
Posted by Kent on :
Storm + animated psychiatrist + Mr. Pink et al = Raining Katz and Dogs
Posted by cleome on :
Mr. Pink + Rip Van Winkle = Dog Tired
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Rip Van Winkle + Catwoman + Luck Lords + Morpheus = To Sleep Purr-Chance to Dream
Posted by cleome on :
Luck Lords + Kyle Rayner = Luck of the Draw
Posted by Kent on :
Agent Faraday + Kyle Rayner + Biblical-themed novel Ben + the Starman clan + Chuck Taine + center of iconic JSA group shot = King Art Hur and the Knights of the Round Table
Posted by cleome on :
Agent Faraday + The DNAgents = Double Agents
Posted by Kent on :
Agent Faraday + Arizona Starman + Jack Knight's Starman writer = Danger, Will Robinson
Posted by cleome on :
Arizona Starman + Catspaw + Catseye + Tigra = Arizona Wildcats
Posted by Kent on :
Catspaw + Storm = April Showers
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Blanche Devereaux + Catspaw = Southpaw
Posted by Kent on :
The Doctor (of BBC TV) + an ancient Latvian + Catspaw + Northstar + one of Tenzil's aunt's fellow card-players = Who Lett the Cat Out of the Bag
Posted by cleome on :
Ancient Latvian + Madrox the Multiple Man + Zatanna + 70s cartoon superhero's logo = Lett Us Entertain U
Posted by Kent on :
5YL Laurel Gand's outfit + Zatanna = Ass Backwards
Posted by cleome on :
5YL Laurel Gand + Doctor Who = Ass Over Teakettle
Posted by Kent on :
Doctor Who + Brainiac Five + Reagan's secretary of the Interior + 60s Mutant Brotherhood + unregistered LW viewers + Doctor Who's cardiovascular organs + Uncanny X = Who Knows Watt Evil Lurks Within the Hearts of Men?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Obsidian + Brainiac 5 = The Shadow Knows
Posted by Exnihil on :
Rowan Atkinson + Judge Roy + Obsidian = Beans and Rice
Posted by Kent on :
Morpheus' African love + Obsidian + Human Target = Nada Shadow of a Chance
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Phantom Girl + Human Target = Ghost Of A Chance
Posted by Kent LASH on :
Luornu + Human Target = Second Chance
Posted by He Who LASHES on :
Luornu + Chronos + Captain Boomerang = Second Time Around
Posted by Kent LASH on :
Luornu + Deadshot + a retired Clark Kent + the Comic Buyers' Guide lettercol = Double Shot of Ex-Press So?
Posted by Kid Charlemagne on :
Deadshot + The most cheerful of the Seven Dwarves = Trigger Happy
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Deadshot + Jon Sable's original publisher + JFK + Vic Sage + Vic Sage + any George Perez project = Shoot First, Ask Questions Late(r).
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Duo Damsel + Bumblebee + Red Bee + Negative Man + St. Jude (using his alternate name) + Vic Sage = Two Bee or Not Two Bee Thaddeus The Question
Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
St. Jude + Dazzler = Thad's Entertainment!
Posted by Exnihil on :
Dazzler + Dante Alighieri = Disco Inferno
Posted by cleome on :
Dante + Dane Whitman + Diana Prince = 3-D
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
Nightcrawler + Dane Whitman = Nighty Knight
Posted by cleome on :
Nightcrawler + famous newspaper cartoonist = Circus Peanuts
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
Prof X + Nightcrawler + Thor = Charles Kraut Hammer
Posted by Exnihil on :
Nightcrawler + Princess Odette = Kurt Swan
Posted by cleome on :
Princess Odette + Star Boy = Swan's Down
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Princess Odette + Dazzler = Swan Song
Posted by cleome on :
Luornu + Dazzler + Reed Richards = Trip the light fantastic
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Rocket Red + Reed Richards + Bouncing Boy = Red Rubber Ball
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
Reed Richards + Foghorn Leghorn = Rubber Chicken
Posted by cleome on :
Electro + Foghorn Leghorn = Fried chicken
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Colonel Sanders + Foghorn Leghorn = Lunch Posted by cleome on :
Colonel Sanders + Tina Truth = Colonel of Truth
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
Colonel Sanders + Rand McNally + Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head = Harlan Globetaters
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head + Ponch and Jon = Potato CHiPs
Posted by cleome on :
Ponch or Jon + Mister T's group + Kanga's offspring + Duplicate Damsel = CHIP-a-Roos Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Colossal Boy's Dad + Ponch and Jon + rapper Kelly + Watership = Wynn the CHiPs R Down
Posted by cleome on :
Superman's Base - deceased Legionnaire - 1/2 Shazaam's 1970's co-star + Booster Gold + Wynn Allon + Famous Manufacturer of cold cuts = Metro Gold Wynn Meyer
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Colossal Boy's Dad + 1950s wrestler Johnson + Diana of Themyscira + Star Wars' Calrissian for short = Wynn Tor Wonder Land
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Kirt Niedrigh + Colossal Boy's Dad + the Dyna-Mite + Beatriz da Costa = Earth, Wynn Dan Fire
Posted by cleome on :
Earth Man + Ferdinand the Bull = Earth Prime
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Kirt Niedrigh + Dawstar + Nancy Walker = Absorbent Bounty Paper Towels
Posted by cleome on :
Dawnstar + Tigra + Tawky Tawney = Flying Tigers
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
The Pro + Tawky Tawney + Jen Stuart = Puta Tiger in your Tank
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
The Pro + Gas Girl = Prosti-toot
Posted by cleome on :
The Comedian + Gas Girl = Laughing Gas
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Bouncing Beatnik + Mr. Horner of Fables + Wally West + (Gas Girl x Luornu) = Jumping Jack Flash it's a Gas, Gas, Gas
Posted by cleome on :
Famous Documentary Director + Bouncing Beatnik + Jade + Obsidian + Atom Girl = Moore Bounce Two The Ounce
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Jade + Obsidian + Tom of Coventry = Twin Peeks
Posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain on :
Holiday (from Long Halloween) + Obsidian = Bad Day at Black Rock
Posted by cleome on :
Mon-El's 21st century squeeze + Holiday = Billie Holliday
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= General Electric [who obsessively pursues the Super Moby-Hulk Of Space] ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Emerald Eye + Eye of Agamoto = Double Vision ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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+ Casey Jones = Have You Met Miss Jones?
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+ Cassie Hack = "Tired of conversation in the back of my hack..."![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
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+ "Hero" of The Amazing Colossal Man + Hulk's archenemy = Glengarry Glen Ross.
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