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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        After a long day at work my chores, I will shirk I'm need some relaxation So I'm off on a vacation Where is that hotel clerk? NEXT: Looking for a partner in crime [ July 08, 2005, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ] -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Bureaucracy Boy Applicant posted                       Looking for a partner in crime Looking for him all the time I think he's near I smell something...beer! It's Lad Boy's Corona with lime. NEXT: Once, on a date with Projectra -------------------- Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary From: Just a little off-center | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Once, on a date with Projectra I hit the button to eject RA An Egyptian god A nasty sod So he became Reject RA NEXT This one shall be easy to rhyme Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        This one should be easy to rhyme in fact I do it all the time It's lots of fun to make a pun Should I thought up a different line? NEXT: A gent from Melbourne -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Vee Still smoooooth! posted                        A gent from Melbourne Was might well born. He had lots of money And great food filled his tummy Thanks to all the sheep his family had shorn. NEXT: There is a price to be paid -------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?" From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        There is a price to be paid If you want to get laid By a hooker Who's a looker Else just settle for the maid. NEXT Standing atop of old Smoky Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Vee Still smoooooth! posted                        Standing atop of old Smokey I did the "love" Hokey Pokey With a real cutie A Ranger, off duty Who quickly agreed "Okie Dokie!" NEXT: In response to your request -------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?" From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        In response to your request I promise not to be a pest Okie Dokie Do your pokey I'll just observe your love fest. NEXT Wee Willie got in some trouble Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Wee Willie got in some trouble when betting on the daily double He shouldn't have bet On the nag "Hasn't Won Yet" His swag lasted like a soap bubble. NEXT: Mary liked to skip to the market -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Mary liked to skip to the market To purchase a brand new jar kit She'd drive no car E'en though it was far Becasue it was too hard to park it. NEXT: An ancient wizard said to me Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        An ancient wizard said to me In what sounded like poetry Something of note? Perhaps a quote? It was all Greek to me, you see. NEXT: It was on a summer day steamy -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        It was on a summer day steamy That I ate an eclair so creamy It ran down my chin All the way to my shin But who cares, since it was so dreamy. NEXT: The stevedore gave me the eye Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        The stevedore gave me the eye And I had to ask him why It had been pluck from a guy out of luck Said he "It's a gift I didn't have to buy." NEXT: While sitting in the town square -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        While sitting in the town square A barber shaved all my hair What a sight I was a fright For now my dome was all bare. NEXT: She likes to burp and scratch her tum Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Vee Still smoooooth! posted                        She likes to burp and scratch her tum She says it makes her happier some "It itches there!" Said without a care Perhaps because she was drinking rum. NEXT: It was a dark and dreary night -------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?" From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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