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Betty was saved by a Canadian Mountie who came from a Saskatchewan county She was taken and then shaken to find out that she had a large bounty.
Note: Taken poetic licence if Canadian Provinces don't have county subdivisions.
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She asked him to join her for dinner (her pot roast she thought was a winner) but as he chowed down he could not hide a frown, thinking "If I marry her I'd be thinner"
NEXT: Betty then dimmed the light
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Betty then dimmed the light She thought tonight was the night but her date fell asleep not a snore! not a peep! she was so mad she could just bite!
NEXT: Dave awoke to a coyote situation
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Dave awoke to a coyote situation Yet he gave into a morning temptation Betty said "no, Just get up and go" Dave left seeking better motivation.
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A young man with a certain X factor
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A young man with a certain X factor Was seeking to make it as a Hollywood actor. He went for a part And pulled out his heart, And said, "I can be the zombie that attacked her!"
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The director saw his potential
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The director saw his potential when the young man flashed his credential. He landed the role, the movie he stole. And now he's the STAR quintessential.
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His ego grew bigger by the hour
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His ego grew bigger by the hour. But soon the sweet wine began to sour, For youth, it flies And the plant, it dies, Not long after starting to flower.
Next: Limericks shouldn't be so depressing
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Limericks shouldn't be so depressing Humor is what should be expressing Having fun with a pun Don't groan, just count your many blessings.
Next: A leprechaun from County Cork
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A leprechaun from the county of Cork. Was looking for someone to pork. He met up with a Ms. And they did more than kiss. And now he's avoiding the stork.
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A maid in the keep on the hill
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It's time for a midsummer dance where one can hope to find romance but picking were slim for my friend Jim So he took a plane to Paris, France
Next: In Paris, it was one hundred and two
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In Paris, it was one hundred and two Or in celsius, c'est quarante-deux* too hot for a dance or to wear heavy pants But Jim still found some [i]filles[i] to woo.
Walking along the Champs Elysees
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"Yes, I know I'm off by few degrees. so sue me!" challenged Kent, sounding all gloomy. And to make matters worse, I ditched his first verse! For rhyming Champs Elysees kinda threw me.
Walking along the Champs Elysees
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