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Gigolo Johnny meets the old maid. "Easy mark," says he. "I've got it made. Dancing and prancing, A bit of romancing, I'll use all the tools of the trade."
NEXT: Gigolo Johnny makes his move.
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Gigolo Johnny makes his move And as he got into the groove at the disco in San Francisco Johnny was forcibly removed.
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Johnny was thrown out into the alley
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Johnny was thrown out into the alley Where he was seen by beautiful Sally Taking a short cut While walking her mutt Home from an anti-war rally.
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Sally looked down on John, Gigolo And started to play her piccolo. John, feeling inspired, Brushed off his attire And invited her back in for a Michelob.
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John joined in Sally's protest
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He bought a fancy bouquet of flowers and wrote love sonnets for hours & hours It wasn't to be for you see Sally had a crush on Stephanie Powers
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Stephanie Powers played April Dancer
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Stephanie Powers played April Dancer As a 1960s spy smasher. Sally was a fan Who had a plan: To join U.N.C.L.E. as May Prancer.
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May Prancer went on her first mission
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May Prancer went on her first mission to stop a T.H.R.U.S.H. plan for nuclear fission She was rarin' to go But then Napoleon Solo refused to give her permission.
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May stowed away on a plane While chasing a villian named Bane. May was stranded When she landed As the villian drank some champagne.
Next: What was Bane's nefarious plot?
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What was Bane's nefarious plot? May noticed he was drinking a lot. He picked up the phone And dialed Al Capone, And said, "I wan' this fellow shot!"
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May had to do something quick
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May had to do something quick for the plot was now getting thick So she went for her gun and Bane he did run to avoid getting shot by this chick.
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May chased after villainous Bane
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May chased after villainous Bane, But then decided "This is a pain. I'll no longer run, But I'll make my own fun Staying home reading novels by Zane."
Next: Aunt Betty made a pot of strong tea
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Aunt Betty made a pot of strong tea and put out a lemon scone just for me a tasty treat oh so sweet until I got the bill with her fee.
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Betty took a trip to Montreal
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Betty took a trip to Montreal Just to get away from it all. Scones and teas! Bills and fees! But wherever did she park the U-Haul?
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Betty brushed up on her French
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Betty brushed up on her French til alas, her tongue she did wrench it happened in a bar while rolling a double R and talking to a man in a trench.
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Betty was saved by a Canadian Mountie
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