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Ted met pretty Betty at church after leaving ole Kate in the lurch and then during the mass Ted made his pass saying "Baby!I'm as big as a birch!"
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush
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Oh my, how Pretty Betty did blush! No one had ever given her such a rush; That it was said Before "Take This Bread" Was all the more reason for her crush.
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession
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Pretty Betty went straight to Confession And told of her growing obsession with going to bed with birch-big Ted and webcasting the whole tawdry session.
NEXT: Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell.
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Betty's priest unpacked his new Dell. In no time his hard drive did swell. For there on the screen Was something obscene. Betty on Teddy and Katie as well.
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A modest priest stood at pulpit
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A modest priest stood at pulpit And sent a message to the culprit: "This kind of sin Will do you in. It paves the road to the hellpit!"
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And the congregation said, "Amen!"
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Betty did now see the light She looked to her left and right up & down all around But it is Betty who's the sight.
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The old maid vacationed in Miami.
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The old maid vacationed in Miami And ate sandwiches of salami She sat by the pool And tried to look cool But her turtleneck made her feel clammy.
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The old maid ordered some liquor to quench her thirst all the quicker, when out from the pool, jumped a guy named Raul in a speedo which about stopped her ticker.
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Said Raul to the Old Maid Of me, be not afraid. if you presume to come to my room I'll give you some lemonade.
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The old maid beheld a wonderful sight
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Quislet, Esq. reached 10,000 posts Such a feat only a few could boast it naturally led to a swelled head Megalomania was the diagnose!
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And now back to our regularly scheduled limerick.
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The old maid beheld a wonderful sight
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The old maid beheld a wonderful sight She dreamed of herself and Raul in the light Of a tropical moon But all too soon From the lemonade she got high as a kite.
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Raul was surprised by the old maid's singing Which to his refined senses were stinging He wanted romance But now there's no chance Because his ears just cannot stop ringing.
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