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Fat Cramer
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Steve bought Betty a drink
She didn't know what to think
He was wearing a scarf
That was spotted with barf
And kept saying his boss was a fink.

NEXT: Betty told Steve that he needed some sleep

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He Who Wanders
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Betty told Steve he needed some sleep.
He said, "Now, don't think me a creep,
But if I can't spend
The night with a friend,
I'd sooner sleep in my Jeep."

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Steve waited for Betty's reply

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Vee
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Steve waited for Betty's reply
Broad grinning, he gave it a try
"Let's get in the Jeep,
And later we'll sleep."
But Betty just fled and yelled "Bye"

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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?"

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Betty asked, "What is it with guys?"
"Their 'tude, and their lines, and their lies?"
"They all act the same,
Like the whole thing's a game,
But at least that makes me the prize."

NEXT:

Steve thought, "What can I do?"

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Steve thought, "What can I do?"
Dial 418-0362
"Hello there, Kate.
Let's go on a date."
Off to Kate's house Steve flew.

NEXT:
Betty stood by in startled confusion.

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Fat Cramer
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Betty stood by in startled confusion
Left alone with her sad delusion
A romp in a jeep
With Steve, though a creep,
Might have been the night's better conclusion.

NEXT: Kate opened the door when Steve came to call

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Kate opened the door when Steve came to call
He was surprized that she wore nothing at all
He said with a grin
"Can I come on in?"
Kate took a peek and said "Nope, you're too small"

NEXT:
Downhearted Steve went to a bar.

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Downhearted Steve went to a bar
said he " I did not get very far"
for the problem with Kate
on this truncated date
was that size was the issue at large

NEXT:
Steve ordered himself a drink

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CJ Taylor
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Steve ordered himself a drink
His sorrows, he looked to sink
So much shame
And he wasn't to blame
He can't control the size of his dink


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Steve's night didn't end

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Steve's night didn't end
why just around the bend
was Ann
a fan
of Steve's and a friend.

NEXT:

Gigglebot Girl gave Faraway Lad the flu

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Gigglebot gave Faraway Lad the flu
Because, quite frankly, she had it bad too
So when lavishing kisses
As his new Mrs.
She insured that they both felt quite blue

NEXT:

Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Fat Cramer
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Don't blame Gigi, dear Faraway Lad
If she made you sick she would truly be sad
In this winter season
A person of reason
Will know flu's from anyone easily had.

NEXT: Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed

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Kate caught the flu and remained in her bed
of her illness it should be said
that she didn't feel blue
and neither would you
once the NyQuil had gone to your head.

NEXT: Kate gets up and heads out the door

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Kate gets up and heads out the door
In her quest for something more
She brings Ted
Back to bed
Even sick, Kate knows how to score.

Next:

Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate

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Ted catches the flu from saucy Kate
Then decided she didn't quite rate
A follow up call
Though they did have a ball
But old Kate rated only one date.

NEXT:

Ted then met pretty Betty at church

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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