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Santa bought some incontinence pants And an all glass farm full of ants To the old fart named Ted Who now stays in his bed Boistrously filling the house with his rants.
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Those industrious ants in the farm
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Those industrious ants in the farm Should raise no cause for alarm they tunnel and build as mo' nature willed contained, nary a picnic they harm
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Along came an ant named Bixby
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The ants were met by Belinda the Cat Who just sat and sat and sat and sat after a yawn found they were gone just when she was ready for combat.
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Tired now, Bleinda went to sleep Her eyes open, she could not keep. After all, she was a cat Her owner, he knew that Joining her, he curled up at her feet.
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Vicious and sweet, Belinda looked perfect.
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Vicious and sweet, Belinda looked perfect What she intended no one could expect When her owner retired She did as desired And the mischeivious mouse did collect.
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Belinda and mouse had much fun
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Belinda and mouse had much fun The raid on the cupboards begun They ate peanut butter And some Fluffernutter The mouse said, "I'm too full to run."
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Belinda gazed at the mouse "What a grand, well-supplied house! To provide for my sport One with whom to cavort. All I'm missing now is a spouse!"
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Belinda brought Quislet Esq. a gift
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Belinda brought Quis Esq a gift, He took one look and threw a fit. A tasty treat she laid at his feet, One bloody mouse, nice and neat, His angry reaction made her miffed.
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Belinda slept in the sunny spot
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Belinda slept in a sunny spot But awoke from her slumber in a shot When in came the rain From the wide open pane And moistened her nose with a small, wet dot.
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"Who dares to disturb my delicious repose?"
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"Who dares to disturb my delicious repose? One without fear or a fool, I suppose." After a quick leap she went back to sleep But her claws, Belinda left fully exposed.
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Out in the woods, played a boy and his dog.
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Out in the woods, played a boy with his dog. Chasing tossed sticks and jumping a log. Suddenly in a field Echoed quite a squeal Starting a chase between boy, dog and hog.
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled
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Belinda watched the chase, totally enthralled Then she answered the lure of a string that called With it she'd play throughout the day At night, so tired, into her bed she crawled.
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve
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Betty started shopping on Christmas Eve, A way through the crowds she did cleave. Thinking only of friends, Her shopping wouldn't end, Until she bumped into a guy named Steve.
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Our gang celebrated the year's end
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Our gang celebrated the year's end And season's greetings did send. To all, we raised a glass And some did say Mass: "May 2007 be to thee a friend."
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Steve bought Betty a drink
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