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Kitty sat at home and cried. Mark's no longer by her side Then she went on a date With a great gal name . . . . Kate! now she holds her head high with pride.
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Mark and James met Matthew and Luke at a bar in downtown Dubuque they'd become a hot foursome It seemed a serendipitous fluke.
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John felt left out and wrote a book
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John felt left out and wrote a book, Then invited Peter to take a look. Peter told Jude Who thought it rude That John failed to mention Habakkuk.
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John's book was featured on "Oprah"
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John's book was featured on "Oprah" When asked to read, he said "Nope, nah!" With a cough He was off Up next a world famous soap star.
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George was all alone in the house
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When his wife found out what he'd done She said, "I hope that he's having fun. While he's out bed-hopping, I must do some shopping for trash bags, duct tape and a gun."
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While shopping for guns at Wal-Mart,
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While shopping for guns at Wal-Mart, I felt in me a change of heart. Oh, I'll still kill him, Carl, the slimy villain. By running him over with a shopping cart.
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Twas the day after Halloween,
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'Twas the day after Halloween When Marge decided to make her scene. She took Carl unaware In her shopping cart snare, Then drowned him in Listerine.
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Marge is now doing thirty to life
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Marge is now doing thirty to life But blamed it all on overwhelming strife Good self control will get her parole And then she will be an outstanding wife.
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Our dear old Pov has come back
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Pov drove to a truck stop near Hartford Meeting Cobie for some smart word They gossiped 'bout STU, Lardy and Whordru Or that's what Dave the old fart heard
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Where did year 2006 go? Oh, I really wish I did know It seems like only last week sir That it was just Easter Now Santa will soon go "Ho Ho Ho!"
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I was surfing the web last night when much to my surprized delight I flipped my lid because my low bid Got me a Wonder Woman night light.
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A grown man afraid of the dark
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A grown man afraid of the dark Ran naked in Central Park. In broad daylight All could see his delight; They call him the Central Park Shark!
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The Central Park Shark met Santa Claus
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The Central Park Shark met Santa Claus And Santa gave him a round of applause He said "It was so funny the other week When you did that daylight streak I laughed so hard I almost peed in my drawers!"
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