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Why did Nancy run for parliament? Is politics truly her element In a land of many voices And many more choices Than just a donkey or elephant?
Next: Those shoes are too cha-cha for words.
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Those shoes are too cha-cha for words. Those feathers too pretty for birds With rhymes so sublime This thread is too something for nerds.
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Mark went to his local gay bar
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Mark went to his local gay bar In trousers that were too tight by far, He got up on the floor danced 'till he was sore And had to be took home in a car.
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Mark woke the next day with bad chafing Hearing the sounds of a jet fighter strafing The war zone's a bitch But so was the itch So he drank like a Mex 5th of May thing
NEXT: Mark asked, "How'd I wake up in Chiapas?"
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Mark asked, "How'd I wake up in Chiapas?" Last I knew I was eating some tapas With a commandante And drinking spumante Then he said that I was a jackass.
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Mark made his way slowly to Chile He left from Perth by way of Philly His boat went aground near Puget Sound I do not think he'll make it, will he?
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Mark settled down in New York City
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Mark settled down in New York City, Where the girls and the guys were pretty, He went to a dance, Got caught in a trance. Now he's torn between Karl and Kitty.
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Mark was about to propose
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Who the heck is Mark? A fellow out for a lark A different name would work the same Should we try it? - Snark!
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James went to his local gay bar
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James stopped and wondered what he should say Because he didn't like chocolate, anyway. If it had been cherry He would have been merry And wouldn't have to send the hunk on his way.
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James met Mark in the Big Apple
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James met Mark in the Big Apple And asked him if he wanted to grapple Mark said, its a pitty That I'm engaged to Kitty Or I would love to give it a tackle
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James was very downhearted for a romance not started He made his way to Old Cathay to explore places uncharted.
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Mark had second thoughts about James
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