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Granted! Krypton Kid gets elected in a landslide vote. Unfortunately, the three-headed mermen invade, capture all the newly-elected leaders, and enjoy using their heads on them all over again.
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I'm not sure if you mean the city should be cooler than you are
I know I'm cool. Thanks for pointing that out.
Granted. Your stubble will always be of the same length but it gives off a nasty smell, knocking down anyone within a foot away from you.
I wish I'm turned into a hot vampire without any nasty consequences.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! You are a hot vampire with no nasty physical problems... until you're stranded on a planet where all life is vegetable, rather than animal. Nothing to eat means that your life will be short, but at least you'll leave behind a good-looking corpse!
I wish the garden would weed itself, leaving all the beautiful trees, shrubs, annuals and perennials, but removing all the dandelions and other ugly, invasive vegetative freeloaders.
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Granted! Your garden will look like a paradise even rivaling the Garden of Eden. After a few days, China launched an all-out nuke attack, wiping out your entire city (garden and all).
I wish world peace is a reality, not just a concept.
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Granted. You can only post twice more in this thread.
I wish I could get my house in order.
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Granted! Your skin is now flawless. All those nasty holes for your eyes, ears, nose, mouth and lower extremities have been sealed as if they never were.
I wish I could swim deep in the ocean without equipment without dying in the experience.
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I wish DC had not decided to do the "New 52" last year.
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