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A man knocked on my front door. It was quite an incredible chore. You wonder how did he knock? Dressed in only one sock, He used his Johnson that hung to the floor.
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Sometimes I lack proper prose...
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Well almost two days later and no other limericks... so I guess I'll answer my own.
Sometimes I lack proper prose. But when writing its, "Anything goes!" So I try to be bawdy, And exceedingly naughty. And make sure someone's lacking their clothes.
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A young priest from south Walla Walla
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A young priest from south Walla Walla meet a sweet pretty girl named Paula he was surprized that he got a rise So for her he gave up his collar.
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Little Joey went upstairs to bed
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Little Joey went upstairs to bed "But it's still so early," he said When he laid his head down In dreams he did drown Asleep with more peace than the dead
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We're no longer safe in a bowling alley
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We're no longer safe in a bowling alley, For the pins have started to rally. Bowling balls are at arms And they're immune to the charms Of the woman who works there named Sally.
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I think that it's time for my nap So please excuse me old chap Up all night is a delight But my batteries need a zap.
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The newest member of Legion World said
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The newest member of Legion World said, "I come without fear or dread. Yet, I have the odd name Of 'AmoryBliane' But its better than 'SmellyGoatHead'."
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A young lass was in the park reading...
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A young lass was in the park reading Exemplary life she was leading Until a young cad Convinced her the fad Was to live it up, conscience not heeding.
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She chanced upon an old friend A broken fence they had to mend An apology about biology and who came first in the end.
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Sheila loved her cabin at the lake
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The cabin was modern yet rustic Located in northern Ahuntsic Remote and well-treed She could do as she pleased But she spent all her time writing fan-fic.
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The days were warm but the nights were cold The moon was new, but the love was old The trees were barely green I'm sure you get the scene But the actual story remains to be told
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Three men were rowing up the Mississippi Two college professors and a hippie The boat overturned And so they learned Not to argue about the battle of philippi.
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Agatha took a trip to Japan
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