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I seem to have much staphylococcus. I feel worse than a night in Secaucus. But come high water or hell, I know I'll be well By the time of the next Iowa caucus.
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Rhyming medical terms is quite tough. But Rockhopper Lad is up to snuff Given enough time He'll find a rhyme Just don't call me on my bluff.
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There once was a girl named Synde
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There once was a girl named Synde Who guest-starred on Mork and Mynde Then she traveled quite far to appear on E.R. Caused she liked the city that's wynde.
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If chocolate were better than sex,
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If water tasted like wine, Even if it were brine, Then I'd take a notion To swallow an ocean, Then to Europe to drink up the Rhine.
Next: We went for a dance on a cloud
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We went for a dance on a cloud The audience was very much wowed the two of us were sweet until he stepped on my feet And I swore a blue streak out loud.
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Do people still like this thread?
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Do people still like this thread? Or would they prefer to write sonnets instead? Or maybe Haiku would be right for you -- Perhaps Legion World poetry's dead?
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Is that your tongue in my ear? on that point I wasn't clear. It is risky to make me so frisky Because you'll get what's coming, my dear.
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Who knew that I could be such a flirt?
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Twas a dark and stormy night and I was in a fright. the power went out just as I was about to download some pictoral delight.
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"Try again Doc." is what he said struggling to sit up in bed the sadist made riches with needles and stitches but his patient wished he was dead
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Eastern medicine cured my pancreas. My physician then was the angriest. He said "It won't work!" But then, he's a jerk. With a personality not at all sanguinous.
[I always get those humours mixed up ] Next: I broke my cereal bowl.
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I never danced at the White House. I went to a ball there with my spouse, But before we could waltz, They had to fetch smelling salts. I fainted when I saw a white mouse.
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The next time I went to dance I left nothing to chance A new haircut to help me strut and secure a fine romance.
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A handsome man knocked on my front door
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