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Quislet, Esq
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I voted for the leader of our clan
She had a positive fiscal plan
Although she waxes
about raising taxes
It's only for those living in Japan.


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The debates raged all through the night

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Vee
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The debates raged all through the night
With each side insisting they're right
'bout which one would last longer
and who's case was the stronger
But concluded at dawn's early light.


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My modem is really the pits

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Rockhopper Lad
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My modem is really the pits.
It misses more than it hits.
So I did upgrade
To one for which I paid
More dough than a night at the Ritz.

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We shared a carafe of red wine

[ July 03, 2006, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Vee
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We shared a carafe of wine
Crushed from grapes fresh from the vine
But I won't soon forget
How the red stain did set
In my pants made of linen so fine.


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Some wine, a kiss, then to bed

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Ravenette84
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Some wine, a kiss, then to bed
in first my legs, then my head
bed spins of doom
how I wish the room wouldn't zoom
my mouth tastes like lead, I wish I were dead!

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the large white phone rings

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Sometimes it's not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!

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Quislet, Esq
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The large white phone rings
Into the speaker, Raven sings
A cheery "hello"
but alas oh no
It's a chap selling somethings.

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The long bridge was very high

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The long bridge was very high
I could almost touch the sky
and it's true
It's really blue
With clouds like chiffon pie.

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The LW gang in San Diego

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Hi! How are you?
<click-click> BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!

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Quislet, Esq
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The LW gang in San Diego
piled into a Winnebago
for a trip
with a dip
to Trinidad and Tobago.

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I went for a spin in a Time Bubble

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CJ Taylor
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I went for a spin in a Time Bubble
a short trip, looking for trouble
paradoxes made me think
now I need a drink
hell, make it a double.


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It's been a wild summer

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Vee
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It's been a wild summer
Almost bought me a Hummer
Yet, alas once again
It has come to an end
Now isn't that truly a bummer? [Frown]


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Vacations are always too short

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Kent Shakespeare
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Vacations are always too short
suddenly you're at the last port
you fly out of Rome
heading for home
often seated next to a Voldemort

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My airline was quite Satanic

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My airline was quite Satanic.
The flight crew ran around in a panic.
From what I surmise,
It's quite a surprise
The plane didn't crash in the Atlantic.

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A Deputy Leader named Kent

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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A Deputy Leader named Kent
Almost forgot to pay rent
On the Admin's HQ
But save the boo hoo
'cause from Vegas it was promptly sent.


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2008 is the 50th

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2008 is the 50th
thought some might say we're the shiftyeth
From Botany Bay
to London Quay
the gathering will be the niftyeth

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50th isn't easy to rhyme

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Lad Boy
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50th isn't easy to rhyme,
Vee, you unconscionable slime.
If I had my way,
Kent'd make you pay
For making him waste so much time.

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I seem to have much staphylococcus.

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