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Granted, Molten Gold Girl is now your wife. . She lets you do whatever you want and is totally willing to "explore". Unfortunately, her body temperature is 1064.18 °C, the melting point of gold. Any exploration you might choose to do will have to be done remotely with robotic fingers. Oh yeah, she has this unfortunate habit of inadvertently setting fire to your house.
I wish I had the power to undo the nasty consequences of a nasty genie wish for untold riches.
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Granted. Your post count will now be forever compared by everyone to Quislet Esq.'s.
I wish I could score a 4 day pass with Preview night, accommodations and airfare to next year's San Diego Comic-con.
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Granted. You now have all that, but you will be working six jobs at the same time for the rest of your life to pay for it.
I wish the LMB had the powers of the Legionnaires.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. You are the host of Best Places to Visit in Antarctica.
I wish the Nasty Genie would turn into the Nice Genie.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted.
Alas, he resides only within the borders of Nice, Italy. You'll have to go there and meet him in person to get your wishes granted. Also, he only speaks Italian. So start saving up for that plane ticket and language immersion course veloce, Paisan.
I wish I could share today's absolutely perfect weather with everyone on Legion World.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted. All 1500+ LW members and alts are magically transported to your house, which means you have to provide food and lodging. (Hope your neighbors don't mind the noise, the crowding, etc.)
I wish the Nice Genie lived in Kansas City and spoke English.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted, You can eat all you want and not get fat because all food goes right through you. So fast in fact that you need to eat while on the toilet. And seeing how all food goes right through you, you don't get any of the nutritional value of the food either. So you are always hungry and will die soon from starvation.
I wish that only unqualified greedy people get elected to public office.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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However, all of them are assassinated or ousted for being so horribly greedy, that the world governments are abolished and the world is plunged into anarchy.
I wish I only attracted people whom I also found attractive in return.
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Granted. Every person you find attractive is attract to you, but they find you repulsive so they beat you up.
I wish they would do a remake of the Sound of Music starring Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Granted. Britney and Charlie star in the gender bending version of Sound of Music with an all new sound track by Rebecca Black. Britney plays Captain Von Trapp and Charlie plays Liesl. Fortunately, saner heads prevail and the film is never released.
I wish I could know if there is life after death, without actually having to die first.
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