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Sunday morning Trevor did not feel so good. No one really believed that he should. After sleeping face down In a woolen night gown Propped only by his morning wood.
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A man walking alone in a garden...
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A man walked alone in a garden He turned around when somebody said pardon And stood standing there Was a girl, almost bare All that she had was a hat on.
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I have an incontinent puppy named Sid About something like this I never would kid An adorable guy But how I did cry When upon one of his presents I slid.
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There was a funny guy named Edward Lear
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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There was a funny guy named Edward Lear Who wrote some funny limericks in the year Of 1846 And put us in this fix Of seeking rhymes that will not make folks jeer.
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A limerick a day, the doctors advise. Makes one happy, wealthy and wise. So write one now I'll show you how Use this template and take a few tries.
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Writing limericks is too much fun It can be enjoyed by everyone If they just take the time to think up a rhyme then they'll see how easy it's done.
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I've just seen this really great film Twas about the Kaiser Wilhelm Dubbed over from German My date, she was squirmin She'd have rather seen Fred, Barney and Wilm'
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I really need more exercize For I'm starting to blow up in size But I love ice cream Mixed with jelly beans On top of the custard on my apple pie.
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Boy! That lady could dance! All because of the ants, who, earlier that day, had found their way Into (and stayed in) her pants.
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Today I feel hebetudinous To be so disposed can be ruinous A quickness of mind Helps complete the day's grind And leads to a life that's fortuitous
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While strolling the streets of Sevilla
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While strolling in the streets of Sevilla I met a confused gorilla He seemed to be in shock And he was wearing a frock And carrying a frilly pink ladies umbrella
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Hiking in the mountains, a mile high I suddenly thought I saw Popeye! Confused to be sure I reached for a cure A devoured a slice of Key Lime Pie!
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