Limericks are 5 lines and the rhyming scheme is AABBA. And usually lines 3&4 are of shorter length than 1,2,&5.
The weather today is just fine. Clear blue skies with bright sunshine A grassy field will yield a picnic spot upon which to dine.
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They are dancing in the streets
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Okay, got you, no problem, let me think.....
Ehm...Okay:
They are dancing in the streets, Cause they're giving out free sweets Chocs and toffees to swallow, Cola Cubes and Marshmallows Oh we love those tasty treats
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I missed my bus today, So I rode in on a sleigh. Pulled by a horse, Just one, of course. And we jingled all the way.
Next: I had trouble with my umbrella
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I had trouble with my umbrella Which pissed off this bella Because I was running from Stanley A chap that is very manly And for some reason kept yelling, "Stella!"
Next: Why, of course he was hard
[ May 06, 2006, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
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Darn, Viviane did beat me to the umbrella limerick
Why, of course he was hard and went by the name of Bernard From a planet where all are granite and like things that are avant-garde.
NEXT: The little old lady from Pasadena
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The little old lady from Pasadena Wanted to be a lion tamer She stepped into the cage Feeling terriblly brave And was never seen ever again..Aah!
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I never eat fish on a Monday But always eat hot fudge sundaes I'm making a stop at the Ice Cream Shoppe and impress them with my Hyundai.
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A puppy who chased his own tail
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A puppy who chased his own tail To catch it, he miserably did fail He got tired and sat on the track Got hit by a train in the back And got carried back home in a pail.
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My granny has lost her new dentures Invested in sinking debentures She's learned how to dance And is selling the manse She's off on some wild adventures.
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He lived in a house with a gator named Fred And he was terribly well read He read poems by Keats He'd read Shakespeare for weeks Till one day Fred went and bit off his head.
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He was a teacher named Adolphus McQuinn. If I only knew where to begin. His lessons were pallid Like twelve day old salad At the bottom of a slimy trash bin.
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A student named Trevor McGee
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A student named Trevor McGee entered the school spelling bee. All was going well, easy words to spell, til he got the word "bourgeoisie".
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The winner was little Molly Jones
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The winner was little Molly Jones. The judge's mouth was filled with three scones. When he said "bourgeoisie" She spelled "burgercheese" And claimed they were homophones.
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A dejected young fella named Trevor...
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A dejected young fella named Trevor Embarked on a different endeavor. With words very quick, he composed a limerick. Now all the girls think he is too clever.
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Saturday night Trevor had a hot date.
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Saturday night Trevor had a hot date He took her dancing things were going great But the whole crowd gave a cheer When he slipped on a puddle of beer Then his date laughed and went home with his mate
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