cleome46
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Granted! Unfortunately, Mrs. Ex has seen the inscription on the pic: "To Rockhopper Lad, XOXOXO, From Your 'Santa Baby!'" And now you've both got yourselves some 'splainin' to do, Gents!
I wish this room wasn't so drafty in the Wintertime.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted. The room is much less drafty. Now the rain comes through the ceiling instead.
I wish I had a bunch of grapes.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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You are sexy surgeon Dr. James Frame from Another World. You have not existed since the show went off the air in 1999.
I wish everyone on Legion World lived in the same city.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Unfortunately the city is Pompeii in AD 79. Say... do you smell something burning?
I wish I hadn't skipped lunch today.
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cleome46
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Granted. That annoying pretty-boy popstar du jour, his even-more-annoying celeb girlfriend, and 4,000,000,000 paparazzi have just arrived to take you out to lunch. Grit your teeth and wear these dark glasses and don't talk politics. Also, be vigilant or everyone'll stick YOU with the check.
I wish I wasn't out of work.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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That ginormous penny from the Batcave just landed on you.
I wish US politics were less adversarial.
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
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Granted!
The U.S. is now ruled by a dictator, who quickly executes any dissidents.
I wish this genie weren't so nasty.
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Granted. The genie now only does things that are all sweetness and light, fairies and unicorns. People everywhere go out of their minds and start hacking and slashing due to the unrelenting torture of niceness. Martha Stewart now Rules.
I wish hit movies had better acting talent in them.
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Granted: All the extras in the crowd scenes for all Hollywood extravaganzas must now be Shakespearean trained actors. Unfortunately there's now a shortage of such actors and production on most films grinds to a halt.
I wish the next poster would post, in his/her reply in this thread, a recognizable and high resolution picture of him/herself naked in front of the White House, without anything obscuring his/her nakedness.
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted.
Yeah, that's really me. I just never told anyone because I wanted you all to love me for my mind, not my stellar good looks.
That's a corner of the White House garage in the background. The White House cleaning staff lent me the tablecloth, but I had to launder and return it afterward.
I wish we could go out to a nice restaurant for dinner tonight.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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That's very kind of you, cleome, to use your wish on Norwegian rock band, WE. Felberg and the boys raise a glass of Akvavit in your honor as they dig into their Reinsdyrsteik.
I wish my lawn wouldn't grow so darned quickly.
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your lawn is now a concrete wasteland, incapable of supporting living vegetation. The only 'grass' is a small patch of astroturf.
I wish my thesis was written already so I could kick back and enjoy the spring and summer.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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