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Quislet, Esq
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It's "Go To Work If You Love It Day"
The work's boring, but I like the pay.
My co-workers are rude
The boss is stewed
In my cubicle is where I'll stay.


NEXT: I'm really not pessimistic at all

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Fat Cramer
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I'm really not pessimistic at all
Which could be because of the quite nasty fall
I had on my head
Now I'm feeling no dread
And I'm running my credit cards up at the mall.

NEXT: Chocolate is better than ice cream, he said

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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Tamper Lad
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Chocolate is better than ice cream, he said.
There's no way to choose cold stuff instead.
When after a date
With your lovely mate
You're whispering sweet nothings in bed.


Next: There once was a guy from west Texas.

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CJ Taylor
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There once was a guy from west Texas,
With a warped idea of justice.
He started a war,
His people, ignored.
And now we all boo his ass.


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Started with friends out on the town

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Quislet, Esq
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Started with friends out on the town
But saw something that just got me down
At a trendy dive
did arrive
My ex on the arm of some clown.

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Violet did a dance of spring

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CJ Taylor
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Violet did a dance of Spring,
She got the season in full swing.
It's the season of the bunny,
So come on honey,
Celebrate my Ding-a-ling!

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It was a dark and stormy night

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Kent Shakespeare
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It was a dark and stormy night
to me, that was all right
Whilst others did feign
I danced in the rain
on the lovely Isle of Wight

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you ought to see the doctor

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Quislet, Esq
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you ought to see the doctor
who developed a shock cure
For the test
you may rest
Assured that there will be a proctor.

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Adam graded the students' tests

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Adam graded the students' tests
Failed the ones with family crests
C's for redheads
D's for deadheads
Ruined the school's chance for bequests.

NEXT: He went for a dip in the Lazarus Pit

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Quislet, Esq
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He went for a dip in the Lazarus Pit
Thought it was a hot tub with a place to sit
Then with a smirk
He went berserk
And with a sword, Ra's skull he did split.

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Talia was left alone to mourn

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Lolita
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Talia was left alone to mourn
After her baby boy was born
Her beloved hadn't come
(He was a bit of a bum)
So she settled for being forlorn

Next: The grass was a bit greener

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Quislet, Esq
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The grass was a bit greener
The air a little bit cleaner
To tell the truth
these memories of youth
are criminal - maybe a misdemeanor.

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Is it time to say a sweet good night?

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Is it time to say a sweet goodnight?
But we're having such fun, it doesn't seem right.
Won't you stay a bit longer?
Have a drink, sing a song dear
And we'll party till the first morning light.

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I really don't like sauce on my chips

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Lad Boy
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I really don't like sauce on my chips.
In fact, I just don't care for dips.
I just have to say
There's a much better way
To make use of my tongue and my lips.

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I'm visiting western Miami.

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I'm visiting western Miami.
I have an aunt there who does origami.
She'll bend and she'll twist anything in her grip,
It can bring tears to your eyes let me tell you.

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The weather today is just fine.

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