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I grew up on a Great Lake Upon the beach we would make sand castles gigantic Mom would get frantic and yell at my brother Jake.
Let's all go for a swim to stay fit and trim diet & exercise stay away from fries And you'll be known as "Slim"
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Not a ghoul, she was relieved to find just a mouse, but one that's blind a little squeak so don't freak a little cheese would be so kind
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From the parlor walked the lazy cat
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From the parlor walked the lazy cat Oh so slowly 'cause she was so fat From eating field mice Over warm fried rice And once in a while a large juicy rat.
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The dog looked at the cat with disdain
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The dog looked at the cat with disdain His canine feelings were plain Because the cat forgot That you never squat While the plumber was fixing the drain
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When will the malt shop open? pretty soon is what I'm hopin' I'm having tics for my chocolate fix and not having any luck copin'
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The old spinster went to the beach Wearing a muu-muu colored pale peach The sand was too hot So she lay on her cot Hoping the sun would her hair bleach.
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While at the beach, she went for a swim
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While at the beach, she went for a swim Hoping she could forget about him Then she lay in the sand But felt too un-manned She took out her cell phone and called on a whim.
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The waves were wild and foaming that day Bad for swimming is what they say with a cheery grin off she went in And got pulled out of San Francisco bay.
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They gave her a burial at sea
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They gave her a burial at sea At least that's what they told me They stood in a hush Then heard the big flush as she went out like a dead guppy.
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I'm re-reading my funeral plan It's going to take place in Milan Men with white gloves Will release doves To guide my soul to the next age of man.
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When I arrive at the pearly gates I hope to be reunited with my mates We will hold a big party So We drink hearty and forget about bringing dates
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Just wait til equal opportunity finds out! I'm certain they'll cause a big shout! But once they get tarty We'll invite them to party And I'll serve up some premium stout
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St. Peter stopped by for a pint Hoping to save a mint (sorry...couldnt rhyme) He took up a collection Which was, by reflection Enough to send everyone skint
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