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A Southern belle from Savannah Wearing only a bright red bandana Was waiting alone For her boyfriend to phone Or show up with his ripened banana.
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Another Belle with appeal...
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Another Belle with appeal her glee could not conceal No gripes about bananas ripe Boy did she love to squeal.
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Belle had a cat fight with Kate
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Wear nothing but a smile Stay put for a while You can't go wrong If you wear a black thong And prove to be quite agile
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Happy days are here again Please allow me to explain Instead of "ma-ma" My baby said "da-da" I'm so proud of cute little Rahne.
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A streetwalking girl named Janelle...
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A streetwalking girl named Janelle Had a talent oh so swell She could hang upside down From a lamppost in town And still service her johns quite well.
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My mother is truly a lady
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You ought to go to Ottawa Or to Niagara for the Shaw Or Grand Bend for the beach Ontario's within your reach And while you're there, go see my ma.
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I grew up on a Great Lake
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You ought to go to Ottawa Where the weather is not quite hottewer Scream if you heard this But not all is bliss Riding the back of an otter - wha?
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