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Something titmouse this way comes Hitting heads and banging drums Saw a mouse trap before it A Cheese log with trimmings afore it Now the titmouse is all thumbs
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You don't want to mess with the Limerick Clique or the Limerick sheik's sixth sheep that's sick or really bad bad Leroy Brown or disgusting Crusty the Clown for if you do, you'll get a swift kick.
NEXT: When I was a lad, boy was I eager
*Thumbs nose at the LRB*
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When I was a lad, boy was I eager but my resources were very meager Now here's the switch I have gotten rich and now I am a major leaguer
NEXT: Thumbs nose at the Limerick Review Board
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Thumbs nose at the Limerick Review Board, You're no better than the mouse that roared. You've no power here I've nothing to fear Why you're nothing but a cheesy hoard.
(By the way, am I member of the Limerick Review Board?)
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Little Miss Muffet was in for a shock
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Little Miss Muffet was in for a shock When she leaned over the engine block A lustful mechanic Behaved a bit manic And Muffet with elbow his ribs did sock.
NEXT: He was looking for love in all the wrong places
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He was looking for love in all the wrong places, Concentrating only on beautiful faces The plain he ignored By acting quite bored And showing to all he had no social graces.
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I met an elf in a wooded glen
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I hired an out-of-work Dalek to DJ a party in Quebec He did such a bad job that a huge lynch mob left the disco a horrible wreck
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Up in the sky was a flying nun
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Up in the sky was a flying nun From the cops she was on the run Sister Bertrille Had learned to steal By blessing the rich with the butt of her gun.
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Gidget and Moondoggie went to the beach
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Gidget and Moondoggie went to the beach But all the good waves were too far to reach So they sat on the rocks And knitted some socks Which wasn't much fun, but his own to each.
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They secretly met each evening at eight A tawdry affair to which many relate. But after they greet Their loins surely meet Such is the life of our dear lovely Kate.
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A subtle young man in the shade...
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From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003
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A subtle young man in the shade... Such a boring man I have ever seen made He was no hunk or Cupid More like just plain stupid Yet somehow the dork gets laid.
NEXT: Green hair is all the jazz
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From: The Mansion | Registered: Mar 2004
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Green hair is all the jazz and that is no razzmatazz a do so bold is like gold So sayeth Pizzazz.
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A Southern belle from Savannah
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