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My brother was wearing something strange Clothes and shoes beyond his range And now his ass sags Especially in drag That's why his fashion has to change.
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She bends over to touch her toes
[ March 15, 2006, 11:37 PM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
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(Have we hooked Viviane into writing limericks?)
She bends over to touch her toes and causes a run in her hose up to her back showing her crack That's just the way everything goes.
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Bob exercises to stay fit and trim
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Bob exercises to stay fit and trim He does his exercises at the gym In a pink leotard He borrowed from Bernard Heaven forbid he should look too prim.
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Showing butt crack is all the rage
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Summer fashions may leave me cold But others are so bold I best work out some time soon Or go crazy as a loon Wondering if my g-stringed butt is too old
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Auntie May baked forty pies It only took forty tries She's not a good cook at least in my book at a bakery is where she buys
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Slick Willie got caught in a jam
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Slick Willie got caught in a jam Sending Congressmen lots of spam His conduct abhorent Gave rise to a warrant And now Willie is on the lam.
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Snow White and her troop of little men
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Snow White and her troop of little men Were walking through the forest and then, A grizzly attacked It bit and it hacked Now their corpses are stacked in its den.
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I can't believe Viv posted here... of her talents I had no idea beautiful and refined with intelligence combined Makes us glad that she was willing to share.
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This praise caused Viviane to blush
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I was just wondering if you might Get off the ground, stand up and fight For a woman such as I You can take a black eye Or else your sex life will take a plight.
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Come into my little house
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