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She reached Wisconsin on a rainy day But she found people cheerful & gay wouldn't you know a big rainbow over the clear waters of Green Bay.
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Alice then drove to the Southwest
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Then into Texas on her Harley she rode Behind a big rig with a heavy load She gave birth in Fort Worth And that is why her legs are so bowed.
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And so Alice's trip came to an end
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And so Alice's trip came to an end In a town on Lake Huron, named Grand Bend She settled down With a circus clown, Who had just left his bearded lady friend.
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Let's all go out and get so drunk
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Who'd'a thought it? Kevin and Brit together one baby he's gay - maybe How many days til they split?
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Shakespeare said "All the world is a stage"
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"Shakespeare said 'All the world is a stage,'" Quislet noted, posting from his cage The Bard wrote the verse His troupe did rehearse Though his times were full of the phage
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The Bard lived a difficult life T'was full of woe and full of strife Yet when the gloom Did his heart entomb He sought solace in Anne, his wife.
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Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern
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Rosencrantz loved Guildenstern It gave Hamlet little concern What mattered to him Was whether Ophelia could swim... Oops, maybe he'll give poor Horatio a turn.
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The lady doth protest too much.
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Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all And so it happens to many when the booze falls It flows into his glass He turns into an ass But for the sober he's quite a ball.
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So many men have come and laid down beside the milking maid. The bed of straw was the draw, for with her they never played.
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It was a day like no other
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