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Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree But before she left, she forgot to pee Oh god, crud There was a flood Because no-one could find the bathroom key.
(Sorry, I was just feeling a little juvenile.)
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Tommy, the mall boy, mopped up the mess
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Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree Buying up big a dress or three But as she went to pay A salesgirl was heard to say "Three people could fit into that dress, you agree?"
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Tommy the mall boy mopped up the mess Anne looked a sight in her sopping wet dress She said "How dreadful" He said "Your med's full" How he worked again is anyone's guess!
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Our time here is so fleeting and so brief mortality stalks us like a thief look not for answers give way not to cancers in daily blessings seek your relief
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Life is but a dream, sha-boom, sha-boom I sing and dance my way to doom Although my next life May see more strife The time 'til then is free from gloom.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle called from beyond the grave, Sherlock are you there you narcotic addicted knave? You left your tattered shroud When you visited my cloud To see if you could borrow a bowl of Burma shave.
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My grandma spoke through the Ouija Board
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My grandma spoke through the Ouija Board she said that grandpa still snored heaven's too Orwellian and hell's too Falwellian she says purgatory's your best reward
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I see dead people all day It's not as bad as they say They're quiet not prone to riot And the mortuary is on the way.
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Today I bought my cemetary plot
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Today I bought my cemetary plot Which is where I'll leave my body to rot While I fly free Into eternity And find the answers to all I have sought.
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On her way to the gallows, Susan cried
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"Enough of death, it's time for lunch," declared the hangman on a hunch but the jars of food did his grip elude 'Til the guillotine let him munch
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I shall learn to sail the seas and head to the Florida Keys a cool drink will go, I think, with the warm tropical breeze.
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Alice took a cross country trip.
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