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Father Mike said Bless you, my son Now is the time you must run The regent's discovered The plot you uncovered To keep the throne from the king's son.
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He pull his hair and let out a scream
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He pull his hair and let out a scream. He act like he drunk on Jim Beam. I says to you "Who knew that Borbon Street voodoo not quite as fake as it seem?"
NEXT: You don't care to ponder the alternative.
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"You don't care to ponder the alternative," Said Lucy McGill as she pulled out her shiv My hands in the air I said, "I don't care," "Without your love, I've no reason to live."
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Lad Boy announced he'd found his calling
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Lad Boy announced he'd found his calling turns out it's rather appalling. neither medicine nor law. no, it's something quite raw and total strangers find it enthralling.
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It's time to get back to work.
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In ancient Rome a dagger was drawn, By an artist who sat on the lawn. He drew it on scolls with chalks and coals. It was hung in the senate at dawn.
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Are you sure the jury was hung?
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"Are you sure the jury was hung?" She said, licking her lips with her tongue "The foreman was small Not impressive at all And the rest seemed too old or too young."
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Bertha knocked the judge to the floor
(P.S., kudos to Lad Boy for not taking the obvious meaning (given the context) of "drawn")
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Bertha knocked the judge to the floor when she burst through the courtroom door. The Baliff said, "it's my duty, on behalf of Judge Judy, to lock you up so you can't do that any more."
NEXT: Your meaning's obvious, given the context.
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Your meaning's obvious, given the context Although you invited me here on a pretext I choose to abide Let differences slide And calmly await whatever may come next.
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The moon was full and the water cold The lovers were young but their story old 'Tween feuding clans Forging secret plans Finding peace 'neath the waves, I'm told
NEXT: Over the sea to Skye
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quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: He pull his hair and let out a scream. He act like he drunk on Jim Beam. I says to you "Who knew that Borbon Street voodoo not quite as fake as it seem?"
NEXT: You don't care to ponder the alternative.
I just reread this and realized how clever it was. You took my spelling mistake (which resulted in a grammatical error) and used that throughout your limmerick. I really laughed when I saw what you had done. Very good, Lad Boy.
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I fell in love with a dancer She needed naught to enhance her Said I, "My sweet Marie, Shall we flee to gay Paree?" But she did not give me an answer
NEXT: She lost her heart in old Quebec
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She lost her heart in old Quebec it left her quite a wreck Looking high & low Wouldn't you know She found it with a Czech.
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Anne went on a whirl-wind shopping spree
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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