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Semi Transparent Fellow
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I got'cher bird right here
Very fine plumage m'dear
Look at this feather
It ain't seen the weather
Yup, this bird's without a peer.

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The pirate dropped his pantaloons

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Lad Boy
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The pirate dropped his pantaloons.
Or was it MLLASH? For whenever he moons
Quislet, Semi or me,
we respond accoringly
by tossing him Mardi Gras doubloons.

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Is that a doubloon in your pocket?

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Is that a doubloon in your pocket
Are you glad to see me?
Full of wealth and cheer
I'm so glad youre here
So here's your payment docket

NEXT: Remember the Alamo

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Remember the Alamo
Then eat some salami
But if you don't care
Wear your underwear
Before you go-go.

(This was a LAM free-style limerick)

Now, back to real limericks. Pease remember, the rhyme scheme is "a-a-b-b-a."

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Last night, I heard my favorite disco song

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Last night, I heard my favorite disco song.
Saw gals and gals in just a thong.
On the eve of Mardi Gras
I stood in awe
And hoped that Nawlins will be back strong.


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There's someting not right with that gourd.

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Last night, I heard my favorite disco song
It's been stuck in my head all day long
I'm Stayin' Alive
Baby, I Will Survive!
STF, You Should be Dancin' in a sequined thong.

NEXT:

Have you heard the new song by ABBA?

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Have you heard the new song by ABBA?
I think it was rather quite blah
Agnetha's mucus
bothered George Lucas
More than the song about a Hutt named Jabba.

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The winter cold has frozen my bones.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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The winter cold has frozen my bones
When I move it's just creaks and groans
Give me a toddy
To warm my body
And rid me of my pitiful moans.

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He went to the strip club yesterday

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He went to the strip club yesterday
In the mood to play and play
one too mank drink
makes it hard to think
So now he has to pay and pay and pay

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Agnes went on a very long trip

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Agnes went on a very long trip
With a very young man. She thought she was hip.
In windy Chicago
He dumped her in sorrow
On the radar of romance, this was but a blip.

NEXT: They sailed to France with Mick Jagger

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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They sailed to France with Mick Jagger
they entered port with a swagger
"mon dieu!" Monique quips,
"E's got a 'uge set of lips!"
But old Mick proceded to bag her

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Where in the world is my frisbee?

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Where in the world is my frisbee?
Could it be lying low in Grimsby?
A lovely town
Of scarce reknown
Oh let it be there, oh please be!

(It was lame, but frisbee is hard to rhyme)

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We will all meet up in San Diego

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We will all meet up in San Diego
we will all dance the fandango
the time shall be grand
it will get out of hand
like some drunk psychadelic tango

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I can't wait til July rolls around

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I can't wait 'til July rolls around
And the old San Diego downtown
should be doub-lly sweet
to be off of the street
when the heat can fry eggs on the ground!


next? [Big Grin]

Who lost their flight ring at the beach?

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Who lost their flight ring at the beach?
Its owner I now do beseech
To come and reclaim
This trinket of fame
And suffer the "be careful" speech.

NEXT: I got a flat tire today...

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