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Author Topic: Limericks Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I really need a new job with lots of time to hob-nob With a Semi-transparent Fellow and a Kid who is Yellow and a bawdy bike-rider named Rob. NEXT: Moday's a great holiday From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I really need a new job with lots of time to hob-nob With a Semi-transparent Fellow and a Kid who is Yellow and a bawdy bike-rider named Rob. NEXT: Monday's a great holiday From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Double post. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Brainiac 5 Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear posted                        Monday's a great holiday We celebrate President's Day By luck or by quirk I don't have to work So I'm missing the overtime pay. NEXT: Ol' Dick is a pretty good shot... -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes! From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        Ol' Dick is a pretty good shot His aim was well and true Twas a pity He wasn't Walter Mitty Listening to Bush's gems of wisdom - not NEXT: Rockhopper's lair is groovy From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       Rockhopper's lair is groovy I filmed it once for a movie a sequel was planned but Bush had it banned so I had to shoot in Peruvi' (shortened from the Italian city of Peruvia) NEXT: When Brainiac Five plays guitar From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        When Brainiac Five plays guitar He reminds me of Ravi Shankar With his Hindu demeanor He couldn't be keener If he actually played the sitar. NEXT: A siren lured me to her lair Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        A siren lured me to her lair She had some seaweed in her hair She spoke in Greek And said, "You geek! I really wanted an au pair!" NEXT: Whatever became of Quislet, Esquire? -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Whatever became of Quislet, Esquire? I tell you my friend, that man was on fire He ruled the courts With his knowledge of torts, What a sad day if he decides to retire. NEXT: Lady Cramer slipped out the back door Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       Lady Cramer slipped out the back door She wanted to jet to Azores Or maybe Aruba T'was time to scuba And winter was becoming a bore Next: Semi sued Quislet you know From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Semi sued Quislet you know For stealing his blond afro I can't go out He said with a pout, How could Quis have sunk so low? NEXT Kent concocted a powerful brew [ February 22, 2006, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Kent concoted a powerful brew That made the girls (and not a few) Run after him But on a whim He pursued just one, named Sue. NEXT: On Friday nights in Idaho -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        On Friday nights in Idaho everyone likes to see a show it'll do if not new As long as it doesn't snow NEXT: A sailor with a bum leg -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        A sailor with a bum leg Go it stuck in a whiskey keg Gangreen set in To his chagrin So now he has a wooden peg. NEXT: A parrot walked into a bar Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       A parrot walked into a bar Turning heads near and far A woman named Molly sneered "Nice feathers, Polly!" The birds replied, "Get lost, crackar" NEXT: I got'cher bird right here From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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