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Lad Boy came by for a cup of tea -- Liked it so much he moved in with me. We'd start off each day with a sip of Earl Grey, Now Earl's moved in too, quite happily.
NEXT: What could be better than oolong?
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What could be better than oolong? Maybe Lad Boy in a sexy red thong I'll indulge in his bulge It is what he wanted all along.
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Could even Lad Boy's bulge cheer me up?
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In an effort to get our PG-13 rating back, I've edited your first line.
Could even Lad Boy's bugle cheer me up when I'm feeling down in the dumps? His limericks are corny, but he's brassy and horny and makes my pulse speed up.
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Quislet's a gifted tromboner His sister just isn't - disown her. But she could play the drums And she wasn't all thumbs So some Martians decided to clone her.
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What is the meaning of life? Is it sweet or just horrible strife? A question one asks After too many flasks When you aren't quite as sharp as a knife
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Once I went surfing in Utah With an Andalusian putah She had quite a bod But her accent was odd When she asked where was the wutah?
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Outdoor Miner made that one too hard
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Miner made that one too hard But Semi's a modern-day bard With razor-sharp wit You know he won't quit 'Til he burns out his memory card.
NEXT: Went shopping with baby today...
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Went shopping with baby today She makes me pay and pay and pay But it's worthwhile to see her smile Much to my accountant's dismay.
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My accountant called with bad news
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My accountant called with bad news So I had a case of the blues I went out one day To buy a scratchie, you say I'm a millionaire with really bad shoes
NEXT: Money cures the blues
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Money cures the blues But then so does booze I've been fired which makes me tired I think I'll take a snooze.
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There was a fly in my clam chowder
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"There was a fly in my clam chowder!" I exclaimed this louder and louder. It turns out, you see, there a delicacy. The Talokian chef could not have been prouder.
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Today I feel quite hebetudinous.
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