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Lad Boy's loin cloth Was eaten by a moth. 'Twill be a surprise When he does arise And reaches for it after his bawth.
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Rockhopper is a fine feathered bird with a musical gift; have you heard His specialty's oral music...like...choral Of his other gifts, don't say a word.
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While sailing the harbor in Sydney I was soaked from foot to mid-knee I knew something was wrong The wind was so strong That the boom swung into my kidney.
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My glamorous auntie from Rome
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My glamorous auntie from Rome Came to stay for three months in my home She rolled all her "R"s And raced in sports cars Then moved on to my cousin in Nome.
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She sang a mournful song about a bird, It was the saddest thing I'd ever heard His name was Fred And now he was dead Cooked in a pie with vanilla cream curd.
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I bought a new watch from Toledo From a guy on the street named Guido It looked really cool. People stared at the pool. Cause it perfectly matched my white speedo.
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Lad Boy's black g-string is really quite the thing Sexy and hot it hits the spot But I'd rather have the bling
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What should I do on my last day of work? I'm not the kind who would snooze or would shirk Maybe a long lunch With the office bunch One more week there and I could go beserk
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I saw the strangest sight today downtown It involved a budgie and a clown Playing dominos In panties and black hose While one wore a grin and the other a frown.
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I sat on a pier in Halifax Sadly playing my alto sax full of woe for a lost beau Cause when he left, he took all my slacks
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Semi pulled on the fire alarm
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A hero's medal is on my chest. He left it on when we undressed. It hangs round his neck And rests on my pec. While his lips on mine are pressed.
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