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While eating pork buns in Shanghai. I dropped some on my dang thigh. One year later I did see The same pork on my knee. Still tasty, but a tad bit too dry.
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What she's weain' seems a bit racy
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From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003
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While eating pork buns in Shanghai a handsome man gave me the eye A flirt or a pervert or just a very friendly guy
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One year later I did see
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One year later I did see a guy from Tallahassee his accent meant He was really from Tennessee
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What she's wearin' seems a bit racy
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by minesurfer: I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.
Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.
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You're too quick Quis.
And you were good to work both lines into one limerick
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Very clever, minesurfer - and WELCOME back. We've missed you in limerickland.
What she's wearin' seems a bit racy It's short and pink and rather lacy To wear to mass Since it shows her ass But I don't care cause I love my Stacey.
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Wearing a bra and lace panties
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Wearing a bra and lace panties Left to her by both of her aunties. He tore off her mink That tree huggin' fink Now he's wanted by three Vigilantes.
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While riding a horse into town...
(edit) Thanks Semi... The welcome back is appreciated. The holidays get very hectic for me and work was surprisingly busy when I came back. I kept an eye on the thread, but didn't really have time to put my best effort into any responses.
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While riding a horse into town A young lass stipped off her gown. "You I think I've a yearning for Godiva Chocolate from this store that I found.
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Month after month without Kate Has left us feeling quite great Our anxiety's lightened And our morals have tightened Not worrying when her period is late.
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There's something odd about Harry
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Kate went to confess all her sins She was dating a guy with a great set of fins His name was Arthur Who lived with his mum, Martha Kate thought: Who Dares Wins?
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Brainiac 5
Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear
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Minesurfer's shooting the curl Trying to impress a hot girl He gives her a shout And then he wipes out Out of pity she gives him a whirl
NEXT: A Scotsman named Ian MacPhee
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From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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