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While eating pork buns in Shanghai.
I dropped some on my dang thigh.
One year later I did see
The same pork on my knee.
Still tasty, but a tad bit too dry.

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What she's weain' seems a bit racy

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While eating pork buns in Shanghai
a handsome man gave me the eye
A flirt
or a pervert
or just a very friendly guy

NEXT (Fat Cramer's line):

One year later I did see

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One year later I did see
a guy from Tallahassee
his accent
meant
He was really from Tennessee

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What she's wearin' seems a bit racy

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I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.

Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.

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You're too quick Quis.

[ February 09, 2006, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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quote:
Originally posted by minesurfer:
I knew I shouldn't have come back. LOL.

Since I worked both Semi's and Cramer's line into my limerick why don't we continue on with my next line? If everybody's agreeable.

(edit)

You're too quick Quis.

And you were good to work both lines into one limerick

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quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
And you were good to work both lines into one limerick

Aww shucks... I wouldn't say that. Just makin' do with what was provided. Heck, I only had to come up with 3/5 of a limerick. Made my job easier.

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Very clever, minesurfer - and WELCOME back. We've missed you in limerickland.

What she's wearin' seems a bit racy
It's short and pink and rather lacy
To wear to mass
Since it shows her ass
But I don't care cause I love my Stacey.

NEXT

Wearing a bra and lace panties

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Wearing a bra and lace panties
Left to her by both of her aunties.
He tore off her mink
That tree huggin' fink
Now he's wanted by three Vigilantes.

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While riding a horse into town...

(edit)
Thanks Semi... The welcome back is appreciated. The holidays get very hectic for me and work was surprisingly busy when I came back. I kept an eye on the thread, but didn't really have time to put my best effort into any responses.

[ February 09, 2006, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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While riding a horse into town
A young lass stipped off her gown.
"You I think I've a
yearning for Godiva
Chocolate from this store that I found.

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Month after month without Kate

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Month after month without Kate
Has left us feeling quite great
Our anxiety's lightened
And our morals have tightened
Not worrying when her period is late.

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There's something odd about Harry

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There's something odd about Harry
He's not a guy I would marry
He has also a pop
Who loves a lamb chop
But no, I think that was Shari

NEXT: Semi is a great guy

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There's something odd about Harry.
Those around him seem to be wary.
He seems very happy,
An elegant chappy!
Could it be that Harry was Mary?

Next:

A groundhog, a squirrel, and a fox...

[ February 15, 2006, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]

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Semi is a great guy
And not to terribly shy.
He lives at the docks,
With a squirrel and a fox.
Sharing a strawberry pie.

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Kate went to confess all her sins

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Kate went to confess all her sins
She was dating a guy with a great set of fins
His name was Arthur
Who lived with his mum, Martha
Kate thought: Who Dares Wins?

NEXT: Minesurfer's shooting the curl

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Minesurfer's shooting the curl
Trying to impress a hot girl
He gives her a shout
And then he wipes out
Out of pity she gives him a whirl


NEXT: A Scotsman named Ian MacPhee

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