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Granted, and we manage to get you arrested in record time. Who knew that it was against the law to take penquins from the zoo and have them jump out of a cake?
I wish I could win the Mega Millions drawing tonight.
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Granted, tonight you will win the Mega Millions drawing. Tomorrow it will be discovered that it was all a mistake and the actual winner was an oil company executive from Exxon-Mobil. Don't despair though, you get fifty bucks and a canned ham for your trouble.
I wish my head was carved on Mount Rushmore.
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Granted, you now look like Theodore Roosevelt.
I wish I had a rich "Sugar Daddy".
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Granted. You'll have plenty of free time to attend any comic convention you want, for as many days as you want, after over 125 gigabytes of porn is found clogging your computer at work. Strangely enough, all of it is from Nasty G's Super HOT Triple-X Rated !!!Spank-That-Monkey!!! Nastiest Peep-Show-Ever Site.
I wish I had a magical money tree.
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(good)It produces high quality, almost undetectably counterfeit $20 bills.
(bad) Unfortunately the Secret Service detects the fraud and you wind up in a federal prison.
(good/bad depends on perspective)You achieve cult status with your streaming prison videos that appear non-stop on Nasty G's Super HOT Triple-X Rated !!!Spank-That-Monkey!!! Nastiest Peep-Show-Ever Site.
I wish George W. Bush had been more successful as a baseball team owner.
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Granted. W stuck with baseball because of his success. Dick Cheney then picked Neil Bush to be his running mate.
I wish I had a magical monkey tree. (That's how I first read Ram Boy's wish)
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(bad) Unfortunately the USDA has found you to be in violation of several statutes involving the care and keeping of monkeys, and you wind up in a federal prison.
(good/bad depends on perspective)You achieve cult status with your streaming prison videos that appear non-stop on Nasty G's Super HOT Triple-X Rated !!!Spank-That-Magic-Monkey!!! Nastiest Peep-Show-Ever Site.
I wish I had a well-preserved copy of Adventure #247.
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Granted, you have a mint condition copy of Adventure #247 printed just this year. It is also encased in a solid block of lucite. Enjoy.
I wish I had artistic talent similar to Sketch Lad.
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You can produce beautiful and whimsical work similar to Sketch Lad's except the only medium you can work with is magical monkey feces. Your gallery showings are rather pooly attended.
I wish DC Comics would request and use and generously compensate me for my opinions about the creative and marketing direction of their comics.
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Granted, you are compensated with back issues of Plop! and Bob Hope comics. They are very generous with the number of issues they give you.
I wish I could witness historical events while being completely safe.
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Granted! You will enjoy watching Ken Burns' new documentary film The War in the safety of your own home.
I wish I were built like one of the models in the International Male catalogue.
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Granted, although being two dimensions must make it hard to interact with people and things.
I wish I looked like one of the models in the International Male Catalogue.
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