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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Watching syncho swim is just my style the graceful moves make me smile I suspect it gets no respect But the speedos make it wothwhile. NEXT: As I await the coming of Spring [ February 01, 2006, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ] -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       As I await the coming of Spring I dream of taking to wing to flee this grind it's getting old, I find Let's see what fate can bring NEXT: If I owned a flame-thrower From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Brainiac 5 Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear posted                        If I owned a flame-thrower Instead of a crappy lawn-mower I'd torch all the grass And kick so much ass I wouldn't even need a leaf-blower. NEXT: Inside of my car is a mess... -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes! From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Inside of my car is a mess I shamefully confess You'll find candy wrappers Soda cans and stale crackers And possible the monster from Loch Ness NEXT: The meter of that one was off -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        The meter of that one was off Had to find out What the fuss was all about I opened the lid Out popped a hairy Goth NEXT: Wax on, wax Hoff? From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Wax on, wax Hoff? Cough cough cough cough Next time Remember the rhyme Is off off on on off. NEXT And the first line needs at least six beats [ February 07, 2006, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        And the first line needs at least six beats To keep them on the edge of their seats To rhyme well is so swell That's the way to make limerick feats NEXT: A lonely lawyer spent the afternoon -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        A lonely lawyer spent the afternoon Watching his favorite cartoon It wasn't a hoax. That's all folks! He"ll come out and play late in June. NEXT: I'm lying in bed all alone. [ February 07, 2006, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ] From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        I'm lying in bed all alone Looking longingly at the phone Will he call? - That cutie Paul - And rescue me from the Phantom Zone. NEXT I saw Lad Boy sitting in the park Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        I saw Lad Boy sitting in the park He was looking for a brand new lark in the mood for something crude It was a very good thing it was dark. NEXT: While strolling in the park at twilight -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        While strolling in the park at twilight I came across a most peculiar sight There was Lad Boy Reading Tolstoy In Russian, exercising his linguistic might. NEXT: In San Diego at the zoo -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Outdoor Miner Vote for Gates! posted                       In San Diego at the zoo I saw a most intriguing crew They wore bizarre drapes of all colors and shapes Oh, wait, I'm at Comic-Con. Hoo! Next: If I were a rock 'n' roll singer -------------------- Legion World's Badwill Ambassador From: A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        If I were a rock 'n' roll singer. My group would be called "The Dead Ringer" I'd meet a nice broad. Who believed me a god. And back to my room I would bring her. Next: While on a starship to Naboo -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        While on a starship to Naboo I was feeling a wee bit blue The trip was a gift To give me a lift But I was lonely without you. NEXT While eating pork buns in Shanghai Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        While on a starship to Naboo I met a guy who was faboo Lil'rhino Please be mine! Oh! No need that you to me be true. NEXT: One year later I did see -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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