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Inspector Clouseau found the clue In a large pile of French goose poo "A-ha!," he said, "I know why he's dead, And if you think hard, so will you!"
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The reason he died is very clear
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The reason he died is very clear Billy Crystal pushed him under a steer he refused you see to make 'City Slickers 3' 'cause Palance would rather play 'Lear'
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After 700 Sundays in jail Billy Crystalreally began to wail Sorry I snuffed old Jack If I could I'd take it back And write another ending to this tale.
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When Billy saw the hangman's noose
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When Billy saw the hangman's noose his bowels really let loose He said a prayer for the electric chair Where he'd really get the juice.
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On the way to the electric chair
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On the way to the electric chair They asked the barber to shave his hair After all that trouble He still had stubble So Billy said "You should have used Nair!"
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The power went out when they threw the switch
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The power went out when they threw the switch We didn't get to see him twitch the courts say they can zap but once the warden felt like such a dunce When Billy got out without a hitch
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Billy called up Brittany Spears but she was out it appears Kevin was in his friend Martin had been visiting for years
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When will this story end?
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When will this story end? Right now, Quislet, old friend. I don't mean to be snotty, but this thread's grown un-naughty, And that's an unsuitable trend.
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If I met a half-drunken sailor,
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If I met a half-drunken sailor, I'd whisk him away to my trailer Where I'd say please unzip Your pants have a rip And I must send them off to my tailor.
(Naughty enough for you, Lad Boy?)
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Lad Boy went for a ride in the nude
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Legionadventureman's wit had made quite a hit But these lines aren't the kind to make your sides split.
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Under the burning sun of Tharr
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Under the burning sun of Tharr I wished upon that big hot star For a glass of something cool To drink beside the pool Of the Inter-Galactic SHAKES Bar.
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