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Kent gave a hard word to rhyme, but I'd bet more than a dime that a limerick poster who's a great coktail toaster will post a reply in record time.
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When Quislet is not in court suing
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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When Quislet is not in court suing Or at the office Legion World viewing I'd like to know Where does he go? And what else is he doing?
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I wrote a limerick, dagnabbit
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I wrote a limerick, dagnabbit It's sure to become a habit What to do Write a haiku Or spend hours watching Dick Cavett
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I was sure this wouldn't last a page
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I was sure this wouldn't last a page But now limericks are all the rage! Who knew simple rhyme Would, in its due time, So many of our posters engage?
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Have I become too naughty? Said Lad Boy, his voice slightly haughty. He knows his stuff. He's just naughty enough. And just a little bawdy.
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I sometimes think I'm too nice A little bit sugar, a little bit spice But don't get me riled My behaviour is already filed for eating three blind mice
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From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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I believe Woodrow Wilson was right When he said, "I undress only at night I don't want you to see My satin lingeree. By the gleam of the rosy dawn's light."
(I admit I took liberty with the pronunciation of "lingeree")
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While scratching my thigh in September I suddenly seemed to remember My strange allergy To the sting of the bee. And I was laid up till November.
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Hip hip hurrah! Semi is back! His presence we've been at a lack our prayers we did render for our favorite bartender let's hope he remains to unpack
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Whilst visiting Scotland Yard I found a business card "Mysteries plain I can explain" signed Inspector Lestrade
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Traveling through France
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