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This Buick has a big back seat But too small for acrobatic feats It's more swell in a hotel with room service and clean sheets.
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On Christmas Eve, I saw Santa's sleigh
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I'm waiting for the aliens to land We'll all give them a great big hand When they take DC's first resident -- the United States' president -- to Uranus it will be quite grand.
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Republicans in outer space
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Republicans in outer space shouldn't feel out of place Comets whizz and stars fizz an intelligent design to embrace
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This year has been a mess
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When things couldn't get any worse Someone writes another verse a silly pun is very fun And I like that Lad Boy is perverse.
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A cab driver from New York
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It's a long way to Poughkeepsie. I went there once and got tipsy. I met a strange lad. With whom I was bad. Next day, he ran off with a Gypsy.
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Fifteen year-old, single-malt scotch Is one gift that no one could botch I gave some to Pammie We share a few drammies But we never shared with Ed Koch
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The Brits are already hung over From Hadrian's wall to Dover jolly good cheer and warm beer with Faraway Lad naked in the clover.
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A new verse for the new year
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Legionadventureman's habit Upset the new abbott Making puns for racey fun While wearing a live rabbit
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Kent gave a hard word to rhyme
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