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All we are is dust in the wind Making me feel very chargrined It's too much to think so let's have a drink and discuss the wit of Paul Lynde
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I have been to hell and back
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I have been to hell and back There I saw Roberta Flack Her voice really thilled me. Softly she nearly killed me, Then we returned to DC on AmTrak.
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Once on a long train ride,
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If you're wearing a kilt in Chicago, Don't go out when the temp is zero Your date for the night will scream in fright and ask very loudly "Where did it go?"
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The pizza delivery guy at the door
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Twas a dark and stormy night The wind blew with all its might I got to my date's not too too late But my hair was a regular fright.
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The pizza delivery guy at the door
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The pizza delivery guy at the door Looked at his tip and asked me for more I said, "please come in." Real gratitude will begin when we're naked together on the floor.
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His leather pants seemed just a bit tight He wondered if he ate too much tonight That third slice Of cake was nice And so was his date. Life was all right.
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I love you but I keep you on a chain. That choke collar could cause you some pain If you don't do as I say When I come 'round to play. There'll be no treats for you if you complain.
(umm, yeah, thinking of a dog, too.)
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Love me, even when I'm sadistic.
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Love me, even when I'm sadistic or I'll go totally ballistic You can't have missed I'm such a egotist and not terribly realistic.
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Help me get my boots off please
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I crossed over to the other side. I did nothing I feel I should hide. I had broken my bike so I had to hitchhike. Thanks, Quislet and Lash, for the ride.
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"This Buick has a big back seat."
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