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I met the clerk at half past nine at a nice bistro we did dine I wouldn't boast about their roast So back to my place for some wine
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At the end of this strange date
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He said he liked versatility But he didn't count on my agility. I don't think he thought I could tie myself in a knot. But it's a very useful ability.
Next: Lad Boy bought a new bustier.
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Now that Mondays here again I'm almost in tears again Mon to Fri It makes me cry As I can't wait for the weekend again
NEXT: The first line for this limerick
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The first line for this limerick Doesn't contain a sly trick Something plain no rhymer's bane And hopefully the words will click.
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She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy
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She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy We worried she would treat him like a toy The little one Enjoyed the fun Rebounding in a tank that once held koi.
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Nobody's here on turkey day They're in the kitchen, cooking away. They'll eat by and by From salad to pie, That's da capo al fine.
Next: I made a little piggy of myself.
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I made a little piggy of myself I put him on my little office shelf He looked very fine for a small sculptured swine. Next I'll make myself a little clay elf.
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That turkey was finger-licking good.
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One fine sunny morning I heard eleven worms yawning. Wait! That's wrong! That's a Sesame Street song! That just slipped in without warning.
Next: It would have been better if I'd left it alone.
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It would have been better if I'd left it alone When last night I answered the phone To a heavy breather Whose surname was Cleaver I asked if he needed a bone
NEXT: Carry on at your own peril
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