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There once was a girl whose skin was blue if you don't know her name, here's a clue Her trade was shade And in the future a champion through & through
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From a small space ship was heard "What fun"
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From a small space ship was heard "What fun" It landed on the third planet from the Sun A long way from Teall Quis hardly seemed real His explorations had just begun.
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When Quislet is president, How will tax dollars be spent? Upgrading the Lincoln bedroom Into which cute guys zoom, and are never asked to pay rent.
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The president has been impeached The country's laws he breached Who knew what a lie would do and how the opposition screeched.
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After autumn comes winter
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While showering off at the gym My mind drifted towards him His handsome face In my special place Oh forget about it, it's just a whim.
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Distracted by a wayward glance
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While on a date with a giant squid He squirted some ink that made me skid He called out "Wheee!" As we hit the tree "Never again" cried I "God Forbid!"
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Lad Boy likes bawdy rhymes
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The last time he went to that bar he drank too much and went too far Extremely drunk he drove to Podunk Someone asked "Do you know where you are?"
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What to do when extremely bored
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What to do when extremely bored Come to Legion World, be adored for posting inanities and rhyming insanities the most (legal)fun you can afford.
NEXT: I asked a cop on Castro Street
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I asked a cop on Castro Street Where to go for a little treat He showed me a store that I adore He couldn't have been more sweet.
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"What would you like?" asked the clerk
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"What would you like?" asked the clerk I said that I felt like such a jerk. He said, "that's just fine. Come back around nine. 'cause that's when I get off...work."
NEXT: I met the clerk at half past nine.
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