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Aside:

I figured I'd see a sent ya... or a send ya... or something like that. I don't post a word to rhyme unless I have at least one good rhyme in mind for it... I learned my lesson on Ginger. I thought you did a remarkable job.

Back to the game...

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Minesurfer, that was hard to rhyme
And make it sound sublime
It makes you think
That you need a drink
Or else commit a really bad crime

NEXT: Who could hate Kate?

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Sorry LAM... I had to change your opening line in form so the syllables would work. I hope you don't mind. I believe I've kept the spirit intact.

Is there anybody who could hate Kate?
Was the subject of a heated debate.
If anyone can,
It's Indignant Ann,
For Kate ran off with her mate.

Next...

While walking to work in the rain...

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While walking to work in the rain
I suddenly felt a burning pain
Was it in my shin
Or on my chin
Or was I merely going insane?

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Standing over the old steam grate

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Standing over the old steam gate
I contemplated the whims of fate
A rusty bolt
a nasty jolt
And I would be in a dire strait.

NEXT:

Would a ray of sun part this gloom?

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Would a ray of sun part this gloom
And take me from this somber room
Into dawn's welcome light
To let my heart take flight
Far from foul Mordor's Cracks of Doom.

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Frodo gave his finger for you

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Frodo gave his finger for you
Now you should ask what you can do
For Middle Earth
Where there's a dearth
Of heroes. So what else is new?

Next: I dreamed I was on CSI

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I dreamed I was on CSI
I played a buxom private eye
Got the job done
All in Act one
And took the next three acts to die.

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Superman is a boy's best friend

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Superman is a boy's best friend
On that you may always depend
A hero true
Old Big Blue
He'll back you to the bitter end.

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Well, that wasn't very funny

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Well, that wasn't very funny
But I don't write these for money
If it shows
Turn up your nose
Be glad I'm not feeling punny.

NEXT: Kate's favourite rock band was The Flips

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Kate's favourite rock band was The Flips
Every word of their songs parts her lips
Although alot less sublime
But her favorite pastime
Is rhythmically moving her hips.

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A Legion Lass young and mighty...

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A Legion Lass young and mighty
who was never flirty nor flighty
wore on her chest
a red and yellow "S"
even on her favorite nightie.

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He calls himself Chemical King.

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He calls himself Chemical King
He makes the girls (and the boys, too) sing
He causes reactions
And fights evil factions
And for Lyle Norg he has a thing.

NEXT: Oh what could Sinde be doing tonight?

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Oh what could Sinde be doing tonight?
Something that provides pure delight
No slams
about clams
Sinde is cute, perky, bubbly, & bright.


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Angela sat down on a diner stool

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Angela sat down on a diner stool
Then she slid off and felt like a fool.
It's one of those days,
She thought in a haze
As she walked out the door and fell in the pool.

NEXT: There once was a girl whose skin was blue

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