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Call me up and spend a dime When you have some spare time We'll dish and chat about this & that It will all be very sublime.
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Lazily drifting down the river
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With Tenzil Kem in the kitchen Your nose will be twitchin' The soup's hot and will hit the spot Perfect for a cold away mission.
(kitchen doesn't have many rhyming words)
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On a cold and lonely asteroid
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On a cold and lonely asteroid Garth discovered he had a hemorrhoid Without preparation of proper medication he just scratched and scratched in the cold, dark void.
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While drinking a Georgetown bar may sound quite bizarre It would be good if you could And finish it off with a cigar
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They say it is going to snow
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This year for Halloween I'll dress like a star of the silver screen If Brad Pitt won't fit I'll just go as a leather queen.
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The old miser sat alone in his house
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The old miser sat alone in the house, While thinking of Kate in her blouse. His pulse started surging and he developed an urging that not even a cold shower could dowse.
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A lad and a lass after school...
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A lad and a lass after school wanted to try something cool Said he, "you could impress, if you would just undress." Said she, "I'm not that big a fool."
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When her father came home
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I ate too much Halloween candy. Alot of the loot was quite dandy. Yet most of the sweets Were magnificent treats, But the 'bit-o-honeys' were rather blandy.
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My candy was stolen by ninjas...
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