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Quislet, Esq
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Call me up and spend a dime
When you have some spare time
We'll dish and chat
about this & that
It will all be very sublime.

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Lazily drifting down the river

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Lazily drifting down the river
Suddenly I felt a shiver
Crocodile
Gave a smile
Thought for lunch he'd have my liver.

NEXT: WIth Tenzil Kem in the kitchen

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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With Tenzil Kem in the kitchen
Your nose will be twitchin'
The soup's hot
and will hit the spot
Perfect for a cold away mission.

(kitchen doesn't have many rhyming words)

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On a cold and lonely asteroid

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On a cold and lonely asteroid
Garth discovered he had a hemorrhoid
Without preparation
of proper medication
he just scratched and scratched in the cold, dark void.

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While drinking a Georgetown bar,

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While drinking a Georgetown bar
may sound quite bizarre
It would be good
if you could
And finish it off with a cigar


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They say it is going to snow

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They say it is going to snow
You ask me how I know
I tell you this
I never miss
When my bunion starts to grow.

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Once upon a journey merry

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Once upon a journey merry
that started on the Potomac ferry
I arrived with my wife
but after some strife
left the boat with Halle Berry.

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This year for Halloween

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This year for Halloween
I'll dress like a star of the silver screen
If Brad Pitt
won't fit
I'll just go as a leather queen.

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The old miser sat alone in his house

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The old miser sat alone in the house,
While thinking of Kate in her blouse.
His pulse started surging
and he developed an urging
that not even a cold shower could dowse.

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A lad and a lass after school...

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Something Filthy!

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A lad and a lass after school
wanted to try something cool
Said he, "you could impress,
if you would just undress."
Said she, "I'm not that big a fool."

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When her father came home

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When her father came home
From a holiday in Rome
He brought Armani
For his wife Connie
Although she was a crone.

(That just didn't work)

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Help me right this terrible wrong

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Help me right this terrible wrong
Yes, it's the same old song
Ignoring my brain
I acted insane
Just get me out of this thong!

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I ate too much Halloween candy

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Help me right this terrible wrong
Yes, it's the same old song
Ignoring my brain
I acted insane
Just get me out of this thong!

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I ate too much Halloween candy

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I ate too much Halloween candy.
Alot of the loot was quite dandy.
Yet most of the sweets
Were magnificent treats,
But the 'bit-o-honeys' were rather blandy.

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My candy was stolen by ninjas...

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My candy was stolen by ninjas
Who were on their yearly binges
A chop to the head
They left me for dead
But I hung on to life by inches.

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Minesufer, that was hard to rhyme,

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