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Author Topic: Limericks Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        The system has shut down By order of the crown Due to a legal flaw We're under martial law Until we kill the royal clown. NEXT: Whip me up a mess o' grits Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Whip me up a mess o' grits We're not eating at the Ritz But it's great On my plate If it's served with bacon bits. NEXT: Watching MSNBC -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Watching MSNBC I felt the urgent need to pee War in Iraq Babies on crack Were suddenly less important to me. NEXT; The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a great movie because of Flying monkeys. And a girl so spunky always garners applause. NEXT: A gay rogue named Robin Hood -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        A gay rogue named Robin Hood And an Italian puppet made of wood live next door and sometime explore the nature of true manhood. NEXT: Help find work for Harriet Miers From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Help find work for Harriet Miers The sort of work that inspires She's not a lot to do since she withdrew Rather than face Congressional fire NEXT: How about a nice game of cards? -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        How about a nice game of cards For the "Kiss this Guy" Legion World bards? Some friendly strip poker for each Limerick thread joker And Cobie's security guards. NEXT: If you have four queens and a jack From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        If you have four queens and a jack Don't be too quick to attack. Just make a smooth bet There's no need to fret. On the "river", bet all of your stack. Next... A man walked into a bar... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        A man walked into a bar Hitting his head, he got a scar A gorilla & horse add to it, of course But a pretty lame joke, by far. NEXT: Mary went to bed by eight -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           Mary went to bed by eight For next morning she had a date With Joe the plumber, But what a bummer! The nitwit was six hours late. Next: I'd like to buy a vowel -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Mary went to bed by eight Her husband could harly wait For as she slept out he crept to meet me for our date. NEXT: Mary got the house and car From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        I'd like yo buy a vowel to give to Colin Powell and something really nice for Condoleezza Rice who no longer has trouble with her bowel. NEXT Mary got the house and car [ October 28, 2005, 09:04 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ] From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Mary got the house and car And all the stocks plus a gold bar her attorney named Bernie got the cottage in Myanmar. NEXT: Albert has found a new love -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Albert has found a new love A gift, but not from above His new love, you see, Is someone like me Who likes to play catch with no glove. NEXT: Albert was talking to Kate. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Albert was talking to Kate About their most recent date I remember your face When I got to first base And you told me it was getting too late. NEXT: Call me up and spend a dime Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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