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What would Lad Boy do to me? Bizarre things totally new to me? Latex and leather? hancuffs? a feather? What pleasures and thrills might be due to me?
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It was a dark and stormy night When I beheld a pitiful sight Lad Boy stressed Because he was dressed in a frock that was really a fright
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Why do my boss want me to work?
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Why does my boss want me to work? Why does she have to be such a jerk? I've had poems to compose for every crisis that arose. LegionWorld's been my life's greatest perk.
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The wheels on the bus go round and round All four of them always touching the ground It's a safe life No trouble or strife Oh how I wish some fun would be found.
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I saw the constable lick his lips
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I saw the Constable lick his lips Just as the waitress flicked her hips as his eyes traveled down her smile turned to a frown at the deficiency of his tips
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
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I spied a penny on the ground On thrift and wealth, I'll expound Limit your spending and also your lending This advice is most profound.
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I descended from my soap box
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I spied a penny on the ground bent down to get it when I found my bike shorts had ripped when over the handlebars I'd flipped I'm glad no Limerick writers were around.
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Could I please borrow your handcuffs? because I heard you like it rough You played at being trade But my advances you always rebuff
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I descended from my soap box
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I descended from my soap box To bend down and pull up my socks Good fortune smiled on me For by doing so you see I missed the tomatoes and the rocks.
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Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx
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Tell me your secrets, O Great Sphinx You who stares and never blinks Don't twiddle or answer in riddle What if I buy the next round of drinks?
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The system has shut down
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