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"Peace, love and penguins!" declared Condi Rice. "We've invaded Antarctica, not once, but twice, For penguins might evolve and somehow may solve How to build a doomsday device!"
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I see you changed the opening line on that limerick.
I may have to change my sig line to something even more devine Something poetic and vey copacetic But not after drinking too much wine.
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I walked down to the corner store
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I walked down to the corner store Which had not one corner, but four. If you go there You'll see it's a square. A Pentagon would cost so much more.
NEXT: The '49ers were in town yesterday.
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The '49ers were in town yesterday The crowd yelled "Hip Hip Hurray" I did befriend a cute tight end And I let him have his own way
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Me and my bud were watching football
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I see you changed the opening line on that limerick.
Oops! That was an accident. I'll edit it so posterity won't notice.
Thanks!
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Me and my bud were watching football hoping the ref would make a good call And force Redskin kicker Novak to join us and not come back and also eject to our seats John Hall.
NEXT: The Limerick timestream has been disrupted.
[ October 24, 2005, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
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The Limerick timestream has been disprupted Because my rhyme-o-meter was corrupted By naughty verse And even worse Which from Lad Boy's computer, had erupted.
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Take a letter Miss Moneypenny
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Take a letter Miss Moneypenny Address it to my dear Jenny a declination to an invitation The poor girl is one of many.
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It finally happened to Mr. James Bond
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It finally happened to Mr. James Bond It turns out he's rather fond Of that villain Goldfinger and Limericks posters who linger here waiting for Quislet to respond.
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There once was a girl named Condoleezza
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There once was a girl named Condolezza Who came to Canada trying to squeeze ya With our softwood lumber we beat her into slumber and sent her back to Dubya in a freeza.
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These poems should not condone beating
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These poems should not condone beating or setting up a real time meeting with Candian strangers, Cobalt Kids, or Red Rangers Especially if you hear sheep bleating.
NEXT: I think I should go to church.
[ October 25, 2005, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
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Thanks to you all for helping me post to celebrate, a party I will host Plenty of cheer and free beer All raise a glass in a victory toast.
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What would Lad Boy do to me?
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