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Would you please come rake my leaves? And feel the chill Autumn breeze. And when you are done, You can bag them for fun, Or sort them by hue if you please.
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A tawdry affair quite sordid...
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There once was a nasty divorce Both sides argued til hoarse Could you conceive or even believe All this fuss over a rocking horse?
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Blue Betty needed cheering up
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I think Quissy needs a dog to get him out of a blue fog what if he got a canine robot Would it be digital or analog?
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Semi was voted most likely to...
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Quislet's high school reunion As reported by the Times-Picayune and The Washington Post was twice as fun as most celebrations of first communion.
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Kent Shakespeare had drunk too much And when he's drunk he likes to clutch So if you're a cutie Watch out for your booty "Cause when he's sober, he'll deny that touch.
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Lad Boy was slurring his words
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There never was no one named STU Who went to Semi Transparent U No there wasn't just one Unlike barbarian Hrun, If truth be told, there were two.
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Cramer baked a blackbird pie
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When Semi gets his seven thousand He'll be so tired, he'll be drowsin' He'll post through the night With the end in sight And by morning he'll need arousin'.
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A journey starts with but one step
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A journey starts with but one step. I remember that when I lose my pep. I'll ignore all strife, Till they make of my life, A film starring Johnny Depp.
("Step" is another word with surprisingly few rhymes).
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Let's all help Semi rack up his posts And when he's done shower him with toasts Make him drink stout So he'll pass out And we can be free of all his boasts.
(Sorry about "step" - did you forget Bubba ho-tep" )
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That woman had a great big chin
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That woman had a great big chin. It's longer than her son's violin. It goes through the door Two minutes before The rest of her body is in.
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