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The missionary was in the bad part of town. That's where the people needed him around. So in this position He executed his mission To make sure that Katie would soon be unbound.
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A surprising young lad quite chippy...
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A surprising young lad quite chippy Had a gramps who was an old hippy When the lad gave him sass Gramps whacked his ass And said that'll teach you to be lippy.
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Beware the sword of Damocles
(Damocles rhymes with "please")
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Beware the sword of Damocles It is not meant to appease It causes stress and the press hang it over judical nominees.
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I ate some cherry pie
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Onward soldiers into the fray For your safe return, I will pray work for peace make war cease from now until the last day
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Starshine was at the protest march
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Quislet should leave better lines. If he doesn't, there should be fines. For those of you, Who sit and stew... Here's a page... to help with rhymes .
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I love to eat at the 'Cork and Cleaver'...
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Quislet should leave better lines Although Kent handled that one just fine Still watch what you write or there may be a fight A limerick writer should keep that in mind.
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Good night until tomorrow
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I love to eat at the 'Cork and Cleaver' I dine with Ward and the Beaver Mrs C doesn't like it and Wally's says "spike it, and feed the left-overs to a retriever."
Good night until tomorrow parting is such sweet sorrow sleep well, my friend good dreams we'll send From Morpheus' realm we shall borrow.
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Minesurfer and Quislet crossed posts... Yeah, but mine was first. End Limerick.
aside... think of the above Limerick as a Performance Limerick with a Post Modern Twist and a slight disdain for rhyme. Something Bizarro would be disappointed in.
your "Cleaver" leave-line was completed; you gotta write one before you can offer another "Next"
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Are you trying to say that mine wasn't the epitome of a Post Modern Performance Limerick with a disdain for rhyme?
But for one who was coming down on Quislet and his next lines...
Fine we can do it your way...
Minesurfer and Quislet crossed posts On the board that Scott and Gary hosts. How did we do it? Can we get through it? "I have no doubts!" so this one boasts.
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There was an Olympian who threw a javelin...
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There was an Olympian who threw a javelin It went so high it hit a de Havilland Helicopter Which dropped her Cargo, on the house of Mary Matalin.
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Neil Gaiman ate a rhubarb pie That's the truth, it's no lie He shared it with Miss Kitty On a visit to Dark City Oh this is so bad, I could just die.
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