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Author Topic: Limericks Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        She gazed upon the sacred gem Before she sewed it in her hem The priceless jewel Assured her rule The first crowned head to be a fem. NEXT: The fox spit out the sour grapes -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        The fox spit out the sour grapes Into the manor's velvet drapes They were not fine For making wine But who can trust those hairless apes? NEXT: Help me build this pyramid Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Ugh! Just to get "pyramid" off the thread... Help me build this pyramid. There's no need to be timid. Just start at the base, And put each block in place. When complete just hope that its solid. Next: "It's not my best work.", I said. -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  legionadventureman Legionnaire posted                        "It's not my best work" I said Thinking things off my head The mind is not perking If the brain is not working And other parts made out of lead NEXT: Icefire is a nice guy From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Icefire is a nice guy Unless you're a crook or a spy If so, you'll be cookin' when you're not lookin' Like an OreIda frozen french fry. NEXT: I'm stuck in an infinite crisis From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        I'm stuck in an infinite crisis. You may find yourself asking, "Why's this?" Maybe it's your fate, To have Kate turn you straight. If you want, she'll dress up like Isis. Next: There once was an evil genie... [ October 13, 2005, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: minesurfer ] -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        There once was an evil genie... Whose costume was really teeny In a shoestring-thin thong He committed much wrong And became known as the evil weenie. NEXT: It's time to go out for lunch. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        It's time to go out for lunch And my boss has a good hunch If I find a cutie with a hot booty I'll be gone til Sunday brunch NEXT: My thoughts are filled with gloom -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        My thoughts are filled with gloom For Kate is in my room While her undressing for surfer's a blessing To me it's the coming of doom. NEXT: Is this a daggere which I see before me? From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Is this a dagger which I see before me? If it is... things could get stormy. But it's better to see it. I'd think we'd agree it Wouldn't do for the knife to backdoor me. Next... There was a young miss quite frumpy... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        There was a young miss quite frumpy... Whose face was all acned and bumpy Her good friend Kate thrilled her, re-dressed her, clearasil-ed her Now she's no longer outcast and grumpy. NEXT: Kate's brother moved in next door. From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Kate's brother moved in next door To Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor They made such a fuss Over that boy Gus That he fled to the Jersey shore. NEXT Oh when will I ever be rich Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        Oh when will I ever be rich Like that trashy Anna Nicole b**ch? When photos in Playboy include a hot gayboy who poses without a stitch? NEXT: I might get a Playboy subscription From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        I might get a Playboy subscription to satisfy a certain predilection I like the trait of pretending to be straight So my mom won't suffer conniptions. NEXT: Adam was at home all alone -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        I might get a Playboy subcription. For boobies... that is the prescription. But those mags are expensive And some say offensive, Well.... I'll just get Katie's edition. Next: Let's do a Limerick about Semi... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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