-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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A case of the munchies disbands the NORML rally
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Mold spores in the backpacks make the granola bars inedible.
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The EPA declares 20 Mule Team Borax a toxin and bans it.
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President Cheney Bush assigns an incompetent Texan to the top spot at EPA, eliminating any concerns for gubbermint innerfearnce into industrial environmental devastation.
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The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution limits how long Pres. Bush can hold office.
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Hilary Clinton beats Laura Bush in a mudfighting contest. (C'mon! You'd love to see it, too!)
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A restraining order for domestic abuse prevents Bill from getting within 500 feet of Hillary
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The Supreme Court determines that all restraining orders must be issued by the Department of Homeland Security and reviewed by the Justice Department. Beatings resume while the order makes its way to the top of the inbox of the Assistant Principal Deputy Associate Under Secretary in charge of restraining order reviews.
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