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Oasis band members become bartenders after the break up of their group during the resurgence of Bluegrass.
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The 21st Amendment to the US Constitution is repealed, putting all bartenders out of business.
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The anarchy that ensues following the elimination of the Constitution incites a mob that lays waste to the hard-drinking Republicans.
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The mob is placated when helicopters drop Little Debbie snack cakes (the ruling classes preferred method of crowd control) amongst them.
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Hostess sues Little Debbie for utilizing an idea orginating in their old advertisements Hostess cupcake ad As you can see from the evidence, the idea of airdropping snack cakes orginated with my client.
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Paparazzi expose Little Debbie's hard partying ways forever destroying her cute image.
"I swear officer, the powder was from my doughnut."
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Little Debbie becomes the celebrity du jour, as her wild exploits get more media coverage than Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Rosie O'Donnell combined. Sales of her snack cakes soar.
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Things get ugly when Dolly Madison spreads rumors about the source of Little Debbie's cream filling. Now there's a real zinger for you.
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The British drive Dolly Madison from her house.
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