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Lad Boy
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Nice one.

Up the beanstalk Jack went
With brave and noble intent
Before the stalk wilted
I saw that Jack was kilted
and all undergaments forwent.

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A skinny lad like Dwight Yoakum

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minesurfer
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A skinny lad like Dwight Yoakum
Sang so bad that crowd just might choke him.
But when they booed.
Dwight only cooed.
For the tension continued to stoke him.

Next...

I ordered a Ham/Swiss on Rye...

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Something Filthy!

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Lad Boy
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I ordered a Ham/Swiss on Rye...
from a waitress named Kate standing by
what she offered instead
turned minsurfer's head
but left me alone hungry high and dry.

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What could Quislet be doing?

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minesurfer
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What could Quislet be doing?
It probably doesn't include moo-ing.
He's probably at Shakes
Drinking 'Earthquakes'
Looking for someone to be suing.

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Something Filthy!

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Quislet, Esq
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(with no next line [Wink]

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Seeing Lad Boy exposed
standing with no clothes
I'm excited
and delighted
from seeing what arose

NEXT:

Wondering if I flirt too much

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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minesurfer
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Sorry about that... got distracted as my buddy just IM'd me to see if I wanted to go to a Penn State football game.

Continue with Quis' line...

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Something Filthy!

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Lad Boy
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Wondering if I flirt too much
Is a waste of time and such
a bore. I'd really rather
play with you in lather
with guys -- German, Swiss, and Dutch.

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Should I go to the Penn State game?

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Quislet, Esq
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Should I go to the Penn State game?
Sometimes they play so lame
I'll have to fend
Off the tight end
If they lose, that's who I'll blame.

NEXT:

An exhibitionist went to the beach

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Lad Boy
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An exhibitionist went to the beach
Ignoring all I did beseech
But that's quite ok
cause he wasn't gay
and he swam just out of my reach.

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If Dream Girl is really dead,

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Semi Transparent Fellow
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If Dream Girl is really dead,
Will they replace her with Precog Fred,
A real cool guy
With a third eye
Right in the back of his head.

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Lad Boy eyed Kate's push-up bra

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Kid Prime
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Lad Boy eyed Kate's push-up bra,
It was odd to see him in such awe,
'Till 'pon further inspection
The cause of his erection
Was not the bra but really Kate's Pa.

(And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.)

Hmm...

Mysa had a magical thought,

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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.

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Semi Transparent Fellow
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quote:
Originally posted by Kid Prime:
(And if I offended anyone, I apologize post-haste.)

In this thread? On this board? Oh pshaw!

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Semi Transparent Fellow
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Mysa had a magical thought
It was a thought that she had bought
At Space Wal-Mart
From an ancient tart
Who spent all her time smoking pot.

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Kid Prime had a problem with rust

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Fat Cramer
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Kid Prime had a problem with rust
Nothing serious, it was just
Spoiling his look
So he took
Up bathing in oil as a daily must.

NEXT: After it had rained for a week

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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legionadventureman
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After it had rained for a week
I noticed there was a leak
In my house one day
Someone in the shower, i say
Maybe i could go take a peek

NEXT: I'd rather read about Jake

[ October 12, 2005, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: legionadventureman ]

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