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Where should I put post 1000? It should be somewhere quite grand With such high stakes I'll make it Shakes And I may have to hire a band
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My boss wonders why my work is so slow
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My boss wonders why my work is so slow With luck she will never know When I'm not online here I'm out drinking beer Or having fun with Derek and/or Beau.
NEXT: It's fun to play in the rain
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It's fun to play in the rain "WHEEEE!!!!" we all exclaim But be hep and watch your step or you'll get an ankle sprain.
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Did you just see what I just saw?
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Did you just see what I just saw? An expert in federal pension law. 'Tis to be expected in a group so ecclectic? erisa good time here to be had by all.
NEXT: Beau has passed out on the floor.
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Did you just see what I just saw? A little man from Arkansas. With a funny smile That stretched out a mile, And a very distinctive guffaw.
Next: I love to smell cookies baking.
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I love to smell cookies baking. and when they are there for the taking I'll take one or two for me and for you to eat after hard-core love-making.
NEXT: Beau has passed out on the floor.
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Beau has passed out on the floor There's a tradition that we just can't ignore. We'll make his skin darker With a Black Magic Marker, And he'll swear not to drink anymore.
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I wonder what Kate's doing today...
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I wonder what Kate's doing today... She seems to be going astray At the karaoke bar she sang, only songs by k.d. lang. Oh My God! Can my Katie be gay?
NEXT: Come upstairs and check out my etchings.
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"Come upstairs and check out my etchings." Kate says to her date while she's stretching. Off go his alarms, For he's wise to her charms. But Kate's face is really quite fetching.
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There once was a man named Culligan...
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There once was a man named Culligan... He dated some girls, but then again On a baseball game date With who else but Kate, He picked up hot guys fom the bullpen.
NEXT: There's a crisis here I am told.
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There's a crisis here I am told About it being too cold for shedding clothes and being exposed Still fortune favors the bold
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Last night I was surprized in my bed
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It's time for limerick thread chaos. Lad Boy must be trying to play us. So we all come around, 'Cause we're lyrically bound To make sure that Kate wants to lay us.
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